Ep 4
Elias Vale
I don't think it's necessary Governess
Governess Listaell { tutor }
*throws a huge book infront of him titled "Noble studies"*
Governess Listaell { tutor }
I apologise your Grace but you will be joining lady Aurelia in her studies
Governess Listaell { tutor }
It's an order from the lady herself
Elias turned his head towards Aurelia who sat across the table with perfect posture and a look of divine smugness.
Elias Vale
You enrolled me in school?
Aurelia Vale
You said you wanted to bond
Aurelia Vale
Consider this your father-daughter bonding moment in hell.
The Morning began with History of the Empire
Governess Listaell { tutor }
Who founded the Third Dominion
Aurelia Vale
That would be Empress Lucinda the Red, following the Treaty of Verdant Hollow in 312 AE.
Elias Vale
Uhh… was it... George?
Aurelia Vale
Whose George?
Both Aurelia and Elias were sitting down with a set of equations in a paper
Aurelia finished those shit in 3 minutes and even double checked them
Meanwhile, Elias had turned one of the number 8s into a small and clearly evil snowman.
Elias Vale
I think i accidentally summoned a Demon
Aurelia Vale
That's just basic multiplication father!
Elias Vale
You haven’t even learned long division yet, and somehow you’re a math wizard!
Aurelia Vale
You’re a grown man. What’s your excuse?”
Elias was laying his head on the desk
Elias Vale
I can't, i need food I'm going to die
Meanwhile, Aurelia had already diagrammed a sentence in four different languages and begun critiquing the philosophical themes in a children’s fairy tale.
Aurelia Vale
I think the wolf represents the failure of feudal systems to account for moral flexibility
Aurelia Vale
*causally sipping juice*
Elias was trying to spell the word ‘ceiling’ and had written ‘sealing,’ ‘sailing,’ and, somehow, ‘sealinngg.’
The Governess looked personally betrayed
Aurelia recited a dramatic monologue from a famous play with the grace of a future Oscar winner.
Elias mispronounced “Duchess” as “Duck Cheese.”
I also don't know how i became an author.
Aurelia Vale
You're not even trying!?
Elias Vale
I am!, I'm just not good okay
Elias was on the carpet laying facedown on the carpet, emotionally flattened.
Aurelia Vale
*closes her book*
Aurelia Vale
Yes, But I admire that you didn’t fake your death halfway through.
Aurelia Vale
Better luck tomorrow
Elias Vale
“THERE’S A TOMORROW?!”
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