Reader Beware!
Reader! Beware! This is not fiction. This is happening right now. I’m a psychic vampire draining ur soul as u read this. Read at your own risk. Vlad is my stage name. My true identity must be concealed until I come back from the shadowlands. The full moon is in 3 nights. The belfry will ring 6 times and I will go to hell! Some of you will be able to become a vampire from my chat story information. You must be a curse to your family and an Athema to your town. While I’m in hell I will be visiting YehYeh while in my astral body. He will ask me questions about my 40 days in the underworld. Yes/no questions will be answered by me knocking in response. 1 knock for a yes and multiple knocks for a no. Read these recorded chats and participate by calling upon me when you are alone at night in the dark. Wait! Holy Hell here comes Dev! My mortal enemy!
Dev
I will make ur life hell for what u did!
Vlad
Soon I will be born into darkness! There’s nothing u can do!
Dev
Oh yeah! Take this! <punches Vlad in eye>
Vlad
<falls to ground> I werewolf touches a vampire! Never!
Dev
<raises boot to smash Vlad> u have no protection now!
Vlad
<rolls away from kick> u dare step to a vampire Alpha! <springs to a stance>
Dev
She was my GF! <swings and misses>
Vlad
I fit her into a duffel bag. <smirks and kicks Dev in solarplex>
Dev
<transforms> I’ll get u!
Vlad
YehYeh use the bear mace!
YehYeh
<maces Dev in face>
Dev
<howls and runs into woods>
YehYeh
Master what did u mean by duffel bag?
Vlad
It was a compliment. She was big boned.
YehYeh
What happened to her?
Vlad
Vampires must feed to stay alive.
Vlad
I have 6 principle I must share with my readers. Write this down!
YehYeh
Yes, I have my pen and paper.
Vlad
First you must have a proud look.
Vlad
Pride is the greatest sin.
Vlad
Anyone that gives u a hard time.
Vlad
Number 4! Make wicked plans!
YehYeh
You are truly wicked.
Vlad
And I save the best for last. 6!
YehYeh
My favorite number! 666
Vlad
Disturb the peace in all groups.
Vlad
There is no rest for the wicked!
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