Swingin’ Idiots: Harem Bonanza
Ep 1
Setting: At College it’s the first week of the fall semester, a crisp September evening. The campus hums with freshmen hauling duffel bags, dodging senior pranks, and soaking in the scent of pine and burgers from nearby food trucks. The men’s dorm is a chaotic blend of blaring rock music, ping-pong tournaments, and the faint buzz of cicadas. Jack, Evan, and Nate are about to cross paths, their friendship sparking an unforgettable journey.
Evan
Yo, anyone else overwhelmed? This campus is huge! 😬 Lost my way to the dining hall twice.
Nate
Same. I’m stressing about classes already. My family’s counting on this degree
Jack
Relax, dudes. College is for living, not stressing. Let’s explore the campus tonight. Who’s this?
Jack
Jack, Room 305. Meet me at the dorm gate, 7 PM. Got an idea to kick off the semester right..
Evan
Is this a prank? 🙏 I’m not good with surprises.
Jack
No pranks, Nate. Just fun. All Is Well. You in?
Evan
I’m down. Beats getting lost again. 📸
Nate
Okay, but if it’s weird, I’m out.
7 PM, At dorm gate. The sky glows orange, the air cool and dry. Evan, a wiry 18-year-old with a Polaroid camera, and Nate, clutching a dreamcatcher keychain, meet Jack, a tall guy in a denim jacket with a contagious grin. They don’t know it yet, but this night will spark the Brotherhood.
Jack
Yo, you guys made it! Digging the sunset? Let’s hit the old observatory on the hill. Heard it’s got killer views and some creepy vibes. 😜
Evan
Observatory? That’s cool. Can I snap some pics?
Jack
Snap away, shutterbug. Nate, you good?
Nate
😓 Creepy vibes? I’m bringing my sage. But yeah, I’m in.
Jack
That’s the spirit! Let’s roll.
8 PM. The trio treks up a dusty trail to the abandoned observatory, a relic from college early days. Stars glitter above, and the campus lights twinkle below. They banter as they climb—Jack teasing Evan’s camera obsession, Evan poking at Nate’s superstitions, Nate marveling at Jack’s chill vibe.
Jack
Check this place out! Rusty telescope, cracked dome—total sci-fi vibes.
Evan
Dude, this is epic. snaps pic Gonna develop these in the photo lab.
Nate
It’s cool, but I’m getting ghost vibes. Anyone else hear that creak?
Jack
That’s just the wind, Nate. Or maybe a space alien. 👽 Relax, All Is Well.
Evan
Haha, Nate’s gonna burn sage all night. Yo, Jack, why’re you so chill?
Jack
Life’s too short for stress, bros. Love, laughs, freedom—that’s the real deal. Stick with me, we’ll make college legendary.
Nate
Okay, you’re kinda inspiring. But I’m still watching for ghosts.
9 PM. They climb onto the observatory roof, sprawling under the stars. Jack pulls out a bag of beef jerky to share. Their laughter echoes, a bond forming like sparks catching fire
Jack
To our Brotherhood! 😎 Here’s to epic nights and epic fights.
Evan
Hell yeah! This beats the dining hall. snaps group selfie
Nate
I’m actually having fun. Maybe sage helped. 🙏 Brotherhood official?
Jack
Damn right. Next mission: chase some thrills. Dreams, girls, whatever. Ready?
Evan
Girls? Uh, I’m trash at that. 😅
Jack
Chill, dudes. All Is Well. We’ll figure it out together.
10 PM. They head back to the dorms, the desert wind howling, their chat buzzing with plans. The Brotherhood is born, ready to take on college their way.
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