Pokemon Journeys (Parody)
Mind-Boggling Dynamax
Lia Wyatt
"You want some of this, Pikachu?"
Pikachu (Bestie)
✔️ "Pika!" (Grunts)
Lia Wyatt
(Grunting) "Boy, is this bread so hard..."
Gallus
"Just break it off into smaller pieces before eating it."
Lia Wyatt
"You got a point."
Lia Wyatt
(Breaks in half and shares)
Pikachu (Bestie)
(Munching on the other part)
Gallus
"Golly, Lia, you may look like a woman, but you sure don't eat like one."
Lia Wyatt
"And you're surprisingly more manly for your age, Kid."
Gallus
✨️ "Yeah, I get that sometimes."
Pikachu (Bestie)
❓️(Questions) "Pi?"
Gallus
❓️"What's the matter?"
Lia Wyatt
"For some reason, I got this feeling that we're being watched."
Lia Wyatt
"Never mind! Maybe just a hunch."
*~ ... 《 Time Skip 》 ... ~*
At The Wild Area Train Station
Lia Wyatt
"Hey, Pikachu, if you were a giant-sized Pokemon, where would you be?"
Pikachu (Bestie)
(Thinking) "Pikachu?"
Gallus
"1st, let's find some clues!"
Gallus
"Excuse me? I've heard that Pokemon can grow giant-sized in this Region. Can you tell us more about it?"
Concierge
"Grow giant-sized...? You must mean Dynamax. It's accompanied by a red light. Keep an eye out for it!"
Gallus
"You heard him! Keep your eyes out for red lights!"
Pikachu (Bestie)
✔️ (Roger!) "Pika-pika!"
*~ ... 《 Time Skip 》 ... ~*
Lia Wyatt
❓️(Silent - Staring)
Gallus
❓️"What's the hold up, Lia? What are you looking at?"
Lia Wyatt
"Well, the guy back at the station said we'd see red lights so..."
Gallus
💢 "No, I don't think he meant those."
Pikachu (Bestie)
❓️(Points) "Pika?"
Lia Wyatt
"Then what about that over there?"
Lia Wyatt
(Points to the front)
Gallus
"So... this is the Dynamax Pokemon?"❓️
Lia Wyatt
"It does look bigger than average."
Gallus' Rotom Phone 📱:
"Snorlax, the Sleeping Pokemon. A Normal-Type. Snorlax eats over 800 pounds of food every day. As it begins to eat, it falls asleep, and it sleeps while it eats. Its average height is a bit less than 7 feet."
Gallus
"The height of this Snorlax measures... 10 and a half feet!" ⁉️
Lia Wyatt
"And there you have it. Guess our mission is complete. You can record it now, Gallus."
Lia Wyatt
"Something wrong, Kid?"
Gallus
"You know... I imagined it to be a lot bigger than this." 💦
Lia Wyatt
"Honestly... same." 💦
Gallus
"It's just so weird, right?"
Lia Wyatt
"Maybe this is Professor Carroll's way of teaching us that reality is different from our imaginations."
Pikachu (Bestie)
(Climbing) "Pika-pika, chu..?"
Gallus
"Why don't we stay and observe it a little while?"
Lia Wyatt
"Hey, Gallus? I get the feeling that Snorlax is lying here, waiting for that to fall."
Gallus
"Nah... It could just grab it for itself."
Lia Wyatt
"But, I thought they eat in their sleep."
Scorbunny (Gallus)
"Bunny!"❗️
Lia Wyatt
(Hits back with Pokestaff)
(The fruit's knocked off the tree)
Pikachu (Bestie)
"Pi-ka-!"
Snorlax
(Munches - Spits seed)
Gallus
💢 "Lia! What did I tell you about butting into Pokemon's lives?!"
Lia Wyatt
⁉️ "That wasn't me! I just fended it off."
Pikachu (Bestie)
(Notices) "Pi...?"
Scorbunny (Gallus)
(Appears) "Bunny...?"
Lia Wyatt
"Wow, it's not dirty anymore. It must've washed off the mud."
Gallus
"I like this look a whole lot more! But don't tell me you came looking for us!"
Scorbunny (Gallus)
✔️ "Bunny!"
Lia Wyatt
"Gallus, you know what? I think it wants to be your partner."
Gallus
❓️"What...? You really mean it?"
Scorbunny (Gallus)
(Bashfully nods)
Scorbunny (Gallus)
❓️"Bunny?"
Gallus
"You see, I already know which Pokemon I'll catch 1st. And it's gonna be Mew."
Scorbunny (Gallus)
⁉️ "Bunny...?!"
Gallus
"I'm flattered that you'd come and find me. That's really sweet. But... I'm sorry."
Scorbunny (Gallus)
(Sad) "Bunny-bunny..."
(Suddenly, red lights started gathering)
Lia Wyatt
"Gallus... What's going on?"
Gallus
"The red light! That means..."
(The Red lights approach Snorlax)
Lia Wyatt
"Gallus... we have to run."
Lia Wyatt
❗️"Let's get out of here, Kid!"
Pikachu (Bestie)
❗️(Hurries) "Pika!"
Gallus
"Scorbunny, follow me!"
Scorbunny (Gallus)
(Followes) "Scor... Bunny...!"
Gallus
⁉️ "Is this Dynamax like the ticket guy talked about?!"
Lia Wyatt
⁉️ "That's no 'Pokemon'. That's a 'Poke-mount'! It's literally so big, there's an actual tree up there! Just like a mountain!"
Pikachu (Bestie)
❓️(Disbelief) "Pika?"
Gallus
(Checks Rotom Phone)
Gallus
❗️"Lia, this is not looking good!"
Lia Wyatt
❗️"It's on top of the railroad tracks!"
Gallus
"And the next train's crossing in 8 minutes!"
Gallus
(Grunting) "Hey, wake up! Come on!"
Lia Wyatt
"Stand back, Gallus! Pikachu, use Thunderbolt!"
Pikachu (Bestie)
❗️(Alerts) "Pikachu!"
Lia Wyatt
(Stops attack by spinning Pokestaff)
Lia Wyatt
"Man, that was close!"
Gallus
(Sees the fruit on top)
Gallus
💡 "Lia, up there! Take a look! If we can make that berry drop, maybe it'll try to eat it and move then!"
Lia Wyatt
"Just a few moments ago you yelled at me for doing the exact same thing."
Gallus
"Well if we don't do it now, we'll all be in total doom."
Lia Wyatt
(Exhaling) "Fair point."
Lia Wyatt
(Opens backpack)
Gallus
❓️"What are you doing?"
Lia Wyatt
(Brings out climbing gear)
Gallus
❓️"I've always wondered what's in that bag of yours."
Pikachu (Bestie)
(Understood) "Pika!"
Pikachu (Bestie)
(Jumps on)
Lia Wyatt
(Climbs - Grunts)
Scorbunny (Gallus)
(Watches in awe)
Gallus
❗️(Slips) (Shrieks)❗️
Gallus
(Manages to grab hold again) 💦
Scorbunny (Gallus)
💦 (Relieved)
Lia Wyatt
"Almost there, Pikachu!"
Lia Wyatt
(Climbs on tree)
Pikachu (Bestie)
(Determined) "Pi-Ka!"
Gallus
"This is incredible!"
Gallus
"Lia, over here! You've gotta drop the berry right here!"
Lia Wyatt
"Got it! Pikachu, use Iron Tail that way!"
Pikachu (Bestie)
(Cuts) "Pika-Chu!"
Lia Wyatt
❗️"Uh-oh... Gallus, how much time is left?!"
Gallus
"We've got 4 minutes!"
Lia Wyatt
"Alright then, we're playing rough!"
Lia Wyatt
(Swings Pokestaff)
Lia Wyatt
"Help me out, Bestie! Iron Tail rapidly!"
Pikachu (Bestie)
✔️ "Pika!"
Gallus
💦 "Lia, that's too aggressive!"
Pikachu (Bestie)
(Cuts) "Pika!"
Lia Wyatt
"Look out below...!!"
(Berry drops - Rools downhill)
Gallus
❗️"No, Not there! Get going!"
Pikachu (Bestie)
❗️(Alerts) "Pika-Pika!"
Lia Wyatt
❗️"Oh no, the train! We're coming, Gallus!"
Gallus
💢 (Grunting) "Dang it!"
Scorbunny (Gallus)
(Approaches) "Scor!"
Gallus
❓️"Huh? Scorbunny?"
Scorbunny (Gallus)
(Pushing - Grunting)
Gallus
💡 "Right! You can move this! Scorbunny, use Double Kick! And give it everything you've got!"
Scorbunny (Gallus)
✔️ "Bunny!"
Scorbunny (Gallus)
(Jumps excitedly)
Scorbunny (Gallus)
❓️(Lands - Shakes off saliva) 💦
Gallus
"You were amazing! Thanks to you, everyone's saved."
Scorbunny (Gallus)
(Silent)
Scorbunny (Gallus)
(Delighted) "Bunny..." (Giggling)
Scorbunny (Gallus)
(Walks away sadly)
Scorbunny (Gallus)
"Scor?"
Gallus
"You're just too cool, you know that?!"
Scorbunny (Gallus)
❓️(Tilts)
Gallus
"I've decided... My 1st Pokemon is you, Scorbunny!"
Scorbunny (Gallus)
❓️"Bunny?"
Gallus
(Pulls out Pokeball)
Gallus
"You'd like that right?"
Scorbunny (Gallus)
✨️ "Bunny...?" (Overjoyed)
Gallus
"Alright, here's how you catch a Pokemon! I will get you now!"❗️
Scorbunny (Gallus)
✨️ "Bunny-Bunny! Scor?" ⁉️
Scorbunny (Gallus)
(Kicks) "Scor... Bunny!" (Jumps)
Lia Wyatt
"So...? Aren't you gonna take it out?"
Gallus
❓️"Did I do it right?"
Lia Wyatt
(Chuckling) "Of course. You caught it!"
Lia Wyatt
(Nodding) "For real, Gallus."
Gallus' Rotom Phone 📱:
"Scorbunny has been registered to your Pokedex!"
Lia Wyatt
"See? Told you so."
Gallus
"Yeah! I just caught my 1st Pokemon!Scorbunny, go!"❗️
Scorbunny (Gallus)
(Appears) "Bunny!"
Gallus
"From now on, we're a team!"
Scorbunny (Gallus)
(Excited) "Scorbunny!"
Gallus & Scorbunny :
(High - 5)
Lia Wyatt
"Hey, Pikachu... For some reason this brings... Nostalgia... Don't you agree?" 💠
Pikachu (Bestie)
(Agrees) "Pika."
*~ ... 《 Time Skip 》 ... ~*
Back At Professor Carroll's Lab
Professor Carroll
"Say... you saw a Dynamax Snorlax?"
Lia Wyatt
"I'd call it 'Dina-mount Snorlax'. Judging by the literal mountain on it."
Gallus
"It was huge! But it could still jump really-really high."
Professor Carroll
"That sounds like a learning experience for the both of you."❗️
Yamper
💢 (Barking) "Yamp-Yamp-Yamper-Yamper!" (Growling)
Professor Carroll
"Yamper, what on earth is wrong with you?"
Scorbunny (Gallus)
(Appears)
Scorbunny (Gallus)
(Jumps around - Giggling)
Pikachu (Bestie)
(Greets) "Pika-Pika!"
Pikachu & Yamper :
(Nuzzling - Playing)
Scorbunny (Gallus)
💢 (Left out)
Scorbunny (Gallus)
(Hugs Gallus' leg) "Scor..."
Professor Carroll
❓️"Who's this little guy?"
Gallus
"My 1st Pokemon! I'd really like you to meet Scorbunny! Pretty cool, right?"
Scorbunny (Gallus)
(Greets) "Bunny!"
Lia Wyatt
💠 "Yeah... It's so nostalgic."
Lia Wyatt
"You still got a long way to go, Kid."
Gallus
💦 "Great, you're calling me a kid again."
Lia Wyatt
"Cause technically you still are."
Comments
uwu.__.uwu
What's going to happen? I need to know ASAP.
2025-05-06
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