Welcome to the world melody
After the painful childbirth of arjay
Hatchling melody
Kraaaahhh!!!
Arjay
I give birth to something adorable
Matthew
Dude are you high after giving birth?
Hatchling melody
Shrieeekk!!!
The hatchling monster cleanly cuts off the doctor left hand
Doctor
It hurts I need a doctor!!!
Hatchling melody
Graaaahhh!!!
Arjay
Hey just because you're adorable doesn't give you the right to attack my friends!!
Hatchling melody
grrr....
Chloe
I think it's going to attack us
Arjay
Don't attack my friends!!!
Despite being weak from childbirth arjay manage to move quickly and smash the shoe to it's head
Hatchling melody
Aaaarrrkk!!!
Cyrus
Ouch! that's gotta be hurt
Arjay
you insolent child after the pain my ass went through just to give birth to you the first thing you want to do is extreme violence
Arjay
Looks like this newborn needs some Asian discipline
30 minutes of shoe smashing
Arjay
It's okay now guys she's calm now
Hatchling melody
Purr ....
Cyrus
Did it just purr like a cat?
Arjay
Yeah isn't she adorable as long as she's not cutting someone's hand off
Doctor
That monstrosity must die...
He said while stopping the bleeding with his other hand
Arjay
Hey this is my daughter
Arjay
What kind of doctor are you threatening her like that?
Doctor
I'm going to make sure the whole world know about what happened here...
Chloe
Easy there fella let's not do anything hasty look I'm just going to pay for the damages and the treatment for your cut off hand just don't tell to anyone about what happened here
Doctor
You think money is enough to cover up the trauma I went through
Hatchling melody
grrr....
Doctor
I'm going to kill that thing
He gives him a quick straight which instantly knock him up
Matthew
Damn you're still strong even though your ass is bleeding
Arjay
I always wanted to punch that prick anyway
Chloe
This is a mess I'm going to call some people who can clean this up
Chloe
And do something about that
Cyrus
Sure we go somewhere else while you're calling them
Saint covid hospital
Different room
Hatchling melody
Klaaarr...
Arjay
Wait... Don't move too much I have to clean up the blood and some of my poop on you
He's wiping the blood with towel
Matthew
Still can't believe arjay give birth to that thing
Cyrus
Yeah we have to ask arjay what happened to him before he got pregnant
Matthew
Why didn't we ask him about that in the first place?
Cyrus
Because you're busy laughing too much at the situation, and I'm too busy making jokes about Chloe being the father
Matthew
Yeah, that's makes sense
Matthew
Do you have a name for your daughter?
Hatchling melody
Krrrr ..
Arjay
Ah! I name her melody
Hatchling melody
Kraaahh!!!
Obviously she hates the name
Arjay
Don't try to deny the name that's been given to you child
Matthew
Melody isn't that....
Cyrus
Dude giving the name of your ex to your daughter is diabolical
Matthew
Well nice to meet you melody I hope you didn't try to attack me again
Hatchling melody
grrr ...
Chloe
Okay guys let's get out of here the cleanup crew that I call is almost here
Matthew
Yeah you're right let's get out of here and maybe let's drink some beer while at it
Matthew
Yeah man I think we need a proper conversation about that...
Cyrus
Yeah dude we need an explanation on what the hell is that?
Arjay
How can I explain this?
Arjay
I didn't even expect this
Cyrus
Just tell us the details about the day before you got pregnant
Chloe
We talk about that later let's go
Matthew
Yes it's beer time
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