Hello Haansan!
Teruhashi drops the baseball bat in complete shock
Haansan
Is something the wrong? Am I making you uncomfortable?
Haansan
Maybe it's from when you were chocking *stands up* Let me help you
Teruhashi
STAY AWAY FROM ME!
Teruhashi
*leans against the couch*
Haansan
Can I introduce myself?
Teruhashi
*looks at him scared*
Haansan
[Humans are werid]
Haansan
I'm Haansan! I come from planet E-T43, nice to meet you *takes out hand*
Haansan
I suppose you shake it as a sign of gratitude
Teruhashi
N-no *swats off his hand*
Teruhashi
I have a few questions for you...
Teruhashi
Why are you on E-Earth?
Haansan
*Looks upset* I had to be sent here because I...
Haansan
I'm the only living animal from my planet now...
Teruhashi
Gosh...I'm so sorry
Teruhashi
[Why are you saying "sorry"? Be firm with him]
Teruhashi
Next question, Why are you in my house?
Haansan
I'm guessing you brought me here
Teruhashi
Ugh! *palm faces* They usually say that in movies...
Teruhashi
I do the talking [Yes. I feel powerful c: ]
Teruhashi
Why is my house trashed?
Haansan
Oh yea... *scratches his head*
Haansan
When I woke up, I looked around for you or the boy you were talking to-
Haansan
...I stopped looking for you and got distracted. You have so MANY cool things in your house!
Haansan
Look! I found out that these ear muffs play music! *takes out Aska's headphones and IPod*
Teruhashi
*tries not to laugh* Continue...
Haansan
Oh yea. After I finished exploring, I got hungry and went to your kitchen. I tried cooking something but you had no ingredients
Teruhashi
We have so many! *jumps off the couch* My mother topped them so me and Aska will have enough to eat
Haansan
Do you have Guriom?
Haansan
It's a delicious spice we use back on my planet
Teruhashi
You expect me to have alien food? *laughs and crosses her arms*
Haansan
Well I found something similar and used it in my pizza
Teruhashi
Is...there any chance there's something left?
Haansan
No I ate it all. Hahaha
Teruhashi
You ate a whole pizza?
Teruhashi
How come, your not overweight?
Haansan
I have blood type K
Haansan
Mhm? What do you not have the blood of the K?
Teruhashi
Haansan, your English is breaking up...
Teruhashi
But damn. I missed some good Bread, tomato, cheese and...what did you use?
Haansan
You had a yellow spiky plant that has massive green leaves coming out from the top of it.
Haansan
That looks like the plant I use
Teruhashi
You..used...Pineapple?
Haansan
Oh yes! The pineapple
Teruhashi
Ew! No. Well done for eating it on your own
Teruhashi
Haha, well. I'm going to tidy up YOUR MESS. So move over
Teruhashi
You can help by cleaning the kitchen
Haansan
*Salutes Teruhashi*
Haansan goes off to the kitchen to clean up while Teruhashi cleans the rest of the house
Teruhashi
*puts the dishes into the dishwasher*
Haansan
Mmm, your Mother's meat bread is the delicious
Teruhashi
*laughs* Haansan, it's called a meat loaf *turns it on*
Haansan
Oh, I see the meat of the loaf. Humans like to call things what they aren't *gets up from the dinning table*
Haansan
Like this ...uh...*points*
Haansan
Why isn't it called "A bread cooker"?
Teruhashi
*bursts out laughing* Because that's what it is. We just name it something fun
Haansan
Teruhashi, I have something to tell the you...
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