1: Shipping Culture
Jaze
I can't find my airpods
Jaze
I can't find it anywhere
Jaze
Damn, u r feeding those 'rioze' shippers so much
Rio
Oh gosh, I forgot those fans who love to pair us
Se Heon
they don't pair u in Platonic way btw
Rio
Well, Jaze is the most hetero dude in this group
Se Heon
a hetero playboy who can't control his hormones
Rio
Remember those times where jaze is just a shy bean and se heon is just a grumpy grandpa? Good old days
Wendell
Did u just type 'sighs'?? HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Jaze
WHY DID U HIDE MY FUCKING AIRPODS?!?!?
Se Heon
I didn't hide anything
Jaze
then why did i found my airpods inside YOUR bag??
Se Heon
Maybe bcoz... Those are MINE
Se Heon
did u fcking inspect my bag without my consent?!?!?
Jaze
don't be such a liar, this airpod is mine
Jaze
Such a stealing gremlin
Rio
Oh yeah, I remember the two of you having an identical airpods
Rio
Both have star stickers
Rio
Literally match made in heaven
Rio
Our fans loves to pair us up but I haven't seen some jaze x se heon shippers
Jaze
I'M GLAD WE DON'T HAVE ANY
Se Heon
This is the first time I'll agree to jaze
Jaze
Wow, it took you so long to realize that I am right
Se Heon
Don't fuck it up jaze
Wendell
Did u type 'sighs' again? HAHAHAHHAHA
Wendell
Dude, what kind of substance are u on?
Rio
wendell yeun's addictive substance
Wendell
Dude, u want to kiss everyone
Rio
Btw i am opening a new stan account
Rio
a ship between u and jaze
Wendell
Oh i love the name
Wendell
Stop flirting damn
Rio
I cant see any jaze x heon's tweet
Rio
Maybe bcos the two of u haven't interacting eo while on stage
Rio
I need to start tweeting abt the 2 of u in my heaze fanclub acc
Jaze
Our fans are not stupid like u
Jaze
They know better than u
Se Heon
Are not fit to pair
Se Heon
and I am glad our fans doesn't demands us to interact
Rio
The two of u r in a same group
Rio
Interacting won't kill the both of u
Wendell
We're also having a hard time trying to work things out between the two of u
Rio
I heard something interesting
Jaze
well i hope its not bad
Rio
BUT NOT FOR ME AND THE OTHER TEN HEAZE LUVR
Jaze
Don't announce any bs
Manager Yeom
Well I'll announce it anyway
Manager Yeom
The management decided a comeback
Manager Yeom
But it is a subunit
Manager Yeom
It will be Jaze and Se Heon's Subunit album
Manager Yeom
It is to cover up the issue between the two of you 3 months ago
Jaze
EVERYONE MOVED ON FROM THAT ISSUE, IT'S BEEN 3 MONTHS SINCE IT HAPPENED. THE MANAGEMENT ALREADY RELEASED A STATEMENT STATING THAT WE ONLY HAVE ACCIDENT INSIDE THE CLUB
Jaze
What's the fcking point of pairing the two of us?!?!?
Manager Yeom
Because the famous insider media would release a news interviewing the girl you almost hooked up with
Se Heon
Well it is Jaze's fault in the first place
Se Heon
This is ur price fucker
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