Falling for a Silly Boy (Kazamaxshinchan)
Wife auction???
It was a peaceful Thursday. Birds chirped, crayons were being snapped in half, and the art teacher had finally given up on trying to teach perspective.
Shin-chan
“ATTENTION, EVERYONE!”
Shin-chan
*Shinchan stood atop a plastic chair* “As of right now, I am officially on the market! Welcome to the Wife Auction!”
Kazama
*Kazama, mid-coloring his extremely average drawing of a tree, groaned* “Oh, what NOW?”
Shin-chan
*Shinchan winked* “This hot piece of preschool real estate is up for grabs. Who wants to marry me? Starting bid: one chocolate milk!”
Masao
*Masao, ever the sweetheart, raised his hand nervously* “Um… I have a pudding cup?”
Shin-chan
*Shinchan gasped* “Acceptable! Do I hear two snacks?”
Bo-chan
*Bo held up a small, dirty rock* “It’s shaped like a bean.”
Kazama
*Kazama rolled his eyes* “This is stupid.”
Nene
*Nene smacking glitter glue onto her paper* “You're just jealous you're not brave enough to bid.”
Kazama
*Kazama* “Jealous?! Of Shinchan’s wife auction?! I’d rather eat glue.”
Masao
*Masao stood up* “Wait—I also have a pack of gummy bears!”
Shin-chan
*Shinchan placed a hand over his chest, touched* “Oh Masao… You always knew how to treat loved ones"
Kazama’s pencil snapped in half.
His eye twitched. Something dark and stormy stirred in his tiny, bitter heart.
And suddenly… Kazama felt like setting the world on fire.
Kazama
*And whispered* “Two chocolate milks"
The whole room fell silent.
Shin-chan
*Shinchan’s mouth dropped open* “Kazama-kun… you… you do love me!”
Kazama
*Kazama, realizing what he just said, panicked* “NO I DON’T! I just don’t want Masao to win! I mean—IT’S NOT A REAL THING ANYWAY—”
Shin-chan
*Shinchan ran across the room and tackled him into a hug* “Husband!”
Bo-chan
“This is better than that episode of ‘Nature Bites’ where the squirrel married the duck.”
Nene
*Nene threw glitter in the air* “YOU MAY NOW SHARE THE JUICE BOX!”
Shin-chan
“We're gonna have a picnic honeymoon on the tire swing!”
The teacher walked in, took one look at the mess, and walked back out again.
snowiii💓
Pray for Palestine
And not just for Palestine
but for every soul crying for help in silence,
every heart that aches in the dark,
every child who deserves peace but only knows pain.
May God grant them strength,
mercy,
and freedom.
Even when we can’t help with our hands,
we can always help with our duas and prayers.
And that, too, is powerful.
your praying for them can change their lives.
Free Palestine
Free every soul who is suffering in dark and silence.
snowiii💓
take care of yourselves and be grateful for what you have🫶🏻
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Thamepoooo
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2025-04-09
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