BTS Comedy Series – Episode 1: No More Dream

BTS Comedy Series – Episode 1: No More Dream

"Jungkook’s Big (Embarrassing) Dream"

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Episode 1: No More Dream

🎵 BTS – "No More Dream" 🎵

"What is your dream?

What is your dream?

I said, what is your dream?"

Jungkook had a dream. Not a small, cute one—no, this was BIG. The kind that makes people gasp and say, "Wow, really?"

"I want to be a... ninja," he announced dramatically, standing on the table in their dorm’s living room.

Silence.

Jin blinked. "A what?"

"A ninja!" Jungkook grinned. "Like in the movies! Fast, stealthy, cool—no one sees me coming!"

Suga sipped his coffee. "And no one will see your dignity after this, either."

Jimin chuckled. "Kookie, you’re already fast. But stealthy? You scream ‘I’m here!’ every time you enter a room."

"Not anymore!" Jungkook declared. "Starting today, I will be silent but deadly!"

Taehyung gasped. "Like a fart?"

"NO!" Jungkook groaned.

RM sighed. "Jungkook, being a ninja is not a real job."

"Tell that to the guy who stole my chicken last night and vanished into thin air," Jungkook huffed.

Jin gasped. "THAT WAS YOU, JIMIN?!"

Jimin shoved the last piece of chicken in his mouth. "…No?"

Jungkook rolled his eyes. "Whatever. I’m training to be a ninja. And to prove it, I’ll complete a super-secret ninja mission tonight."

Jin crossed his arms. "Oh, really? What’s the mission?"

Jungkook smirked. "Steal RM’s glasses... without him noticing."

Everyone gasped.

RM’s glasses?! The sacred artifact?! The thing that, if lost, would turn RM into a blind disaster?!

Suga shook his head. "You’re playing with fire, kid."

Jungkook grinned. "A ninja fears nothing."

Mission: Steal RM’s Glasses

That night, Jungkook put on his all-black ninja outfit (actually just his gym clothes), smudged black eyeliner under his eyes (for the aesthetic), and tiptoed out of his room.

The dorm was silent.

Step by step, he crept toward RM’s room. His leader was fast asleep, his glasses resting on the nightstand.

"Easy," Jungkook whispered. He reached out…

CLANG!

He had kicked a metal water bottle.

"Who’s there?!" RM jolted awake.

Jungkook panicked and dropped to the floor, pretending to be a rug.

RM blinked. "Huh… I don’t remember having a black-and-white-striped rug..."

Jungkook stopped breathing.

RM yawned. "Whatever." He put his glasses on and went back to sleep.

Jungkook sighed in relief. But then—

"SNACK TIME," Jin’s voice suddenly echoed through the dorm.

The kitchen light flicked on. Footsteps. Voices.

Jungkook froze. Oh no. The others were coming.

Caught in 4K

The members sat at the kitchen table, midnight-snacking on ramen, chips, and Jungkook’s hidden stash of banana milk.

Meanwhile, Jungkook was still on the floor, stuck in his ninja pose.

Suga walked past RM’s room and saw something strange.

"Uh… why is there a body on the floor?"

Jimin leaned over. "OMG, IS HE DEAD?!"

Jin sighed. "No, it’s just Jungkook being dramatic again."

Taehyung poked him. "Is he... broken?"

Jungkook did not move.

RM groggily walked out. "Guys, what’s happening?"

Suga gestured. "Your ‘rug’ is Jungkook."

RM squinted. "...Jungkook?"

Jungkook gave up. "Hi."

The dorm exploded in laughter.

Jin wiped tears from his eyes. "Kookie, WHAT are you doing?!"

Jungkook sat up. "I WAS TRYING TO BE A NINJA!"

RM sighed. "Let me guess—you were going to steal my glasses?"

Jungkook pouted. "How did you know?"

RM tapped his glasses. "You literally texted the group chat, ‘I’m gonna steal RM’s glasses. Watch me.’"

Jungkook checked his phone.

Oops.

Jimin laughed. "And you call yourself stealthy?"

Jungkook groaned. Mission failed.

Suga patted his back. "Dream smaller next time, kid."

The "No More Dream" Reality Check

The next morning, Jungkook officially gave up on being a ninja.

Instead, he declared, "Fine! My new dream is... to become the world’s greatest pancake flipper!"

Jin handed him a frying pan. "Alright. Show us."

Jungkook confidently flipped a pancake.

It went flying across the room.

And landed.

On Suga’s face.

Silence.

Suga peeled the pancake off, slowly. His expression? Deadly.

Jungkook gulped. "Uh… Run BTS?"

Suga cracked his knuckles. "No more dream, huh? Let’s test that."

Jungkook screamed.

And ran for his life.

Moral of the Story?

Jungkook should never be a ninja.

RM’s glasses are sacred—do not touch.

If you ever hit Suga with food... prepare to run.

The End.

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