His Foul Mouthed Mate
...Now, I know you want to ask 'Why should I read this flipping Novel of your's? You even copied a novelist's novel's line!' (imitating you)...
...First of all, this was inspired okay? And yes, maybe I did copy most of the paragraphs, well some of them but not all okay? And hey, if you don't want to read this flipping novel. Then nobody needs your shîtty @ss complains, the only thing I need is your flipping feed back and not some of your trashy shîtty dîckhead words...
...What? You don't like my foul dirty mouth? Ha! Guess what? You have to fvcking bare it if you continue to fvcking read it. Now I don't need some mother father son daughter baby fvcker in this novel who only wanted to insult me or something, now shoo you shîtty @ss!...
...Go away! Your making my day so shît, my life already has enough shît...
...And hey, if your saying that I am A BITCH, let me rephrase it to you Honey...
...I am not A BITCH, because I am THE BITCH...
...Please do know the differences...
...Now... Where were we? Oh yeah! The Introduction, sorry about that...
...But I only gonna say you this one thing...
...What ever you do, don't think of me, a Panda, dancing a flipping Worm Dance...
...(Your welcome! And please don't worry, you won't have any mental issues about it)...
...Now... This Novel is about... Well I don't know how to explain this to you guys tho, but I'll try my very best, okay?...
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...Dang it! I can't! It's as if I am writing a flipping essay!...
...Why do you look so disappointed? This novel hasn’t even begun and you are already leaving me behind? Why can’t I ever win with you? I see it in your face...
...I write to fill the page, preferably with nothing *sniff sniff*...
...You know? I tried my flipping best just to entertain you and did my best to put all my guts to this novel, even tho that I spent my entire flipping day for only a flipping description and plot!...
...Why?! Why oh why?!...
...*sniff sniff* Anyways, if I might guess, your asking what do you get by reading this novel......
...Well let me answer that second question of your's also!...
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...Yup! You read it right! Absolutely NOTHING! Well... Maybe a bit of entertainment? I don't know, well it's depends on you tho, hahaha...
...Well anyways, you might think that this introduction of mine is so fvcking long. Well sorry about that but, there is a fvcking conditions! First, my words should reach a flipping five hundred words! Ha! So you have to bare my blabbing!...
...There’s no one perfect way to write an introduction. My technique will vary depending on factors like my topic, the tone of my publication, my audience. And that's you guys...
...Now! Let's get going to that Name Pronunciation thingy, shall we?...
...Let's go!...
...P . S : If you wanted to know what's the title of the novel that inspires me, I'll be gladly tell you. The title of the novel and the author are Crave by Daydream1011. Well you can't find it here, since it was on ******* tho... lol, anyways let's start!...
...Lucaon: (LOO-con)...
...Kyon: (KA-yon)...
...Geir: (GAYR)...
...Hakon: (HAW-koon)...
...Herleifr: (HER-leef-er)...
...Gullbrand: (GOOL-brant)...
...Bain: (BAYN)...
...Barend: (BAHR-ehnt)...
...Ulloriaq: (oo-law-REE-ek)...
...Uffe: (OO-fe)...
...Abbey: (AB-ee)...
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Loi😉
Man u sure got a lot of guts. To curse your readers like that 😂😂
2020-12-09
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🖤 DARK HEART 🖤
owo u gave how to spell them too
2020-09-03
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