Acting Like a Cannon Fodder Is the Best Life
CH17
Taehyung cried for a long time watching that movie, his fair face was flushed, as if Taehyung had applied rouge on the corners of his eyes and the tip of his nose, embellishing that beautiful face a bit more glamorous, which made people feel pity.
Jungkook didn't expect to see this scene, and froze in place with the doll in his hand.
Taehyung refused to let him take the opportunity to apologize, sat up from the bed, grabbed his fingertips, and sniffed.
Kim Taehyung
Do you know you were wrong?
If Jungkook really knew that he was wrong, next time he probably wouldn't speak so loudly to him like yesterday.
Jungkook came back to his senses after his fingers were pulled a few times, and lowered his eyes.
Jeon Jungkook
Well, I see.
He took two tissues from the bedside table and wiped away the tears hanging from Taehyung's long eyelashes. He accidentally touched the soft cheek with his fingers, and felt his fingertips burn.
Taehyung was taken aback by his actions, and looked at him blankly with wet eyes.
Jeon Jungkook
Why are you crying like this?
Jungkook squeezed the tissue in his hand with his lowered hand, his tone was flat.
Hearing this sentence, Taehyung remembered that he had cried for a long time while watching a movie, and it must be very obvious now.
Taehyung quickly raised his hand to wipe his face a few times, and sure enough, he touched a few drops of wet tears.
When Jungkook saw him crying miserably, Taehyung turned his head in embarrassment, unwilling to let Jungkook see his face again.
Jungkook pursed his lips, thinking that Yoongi said that Taehyung also cried when he came out of the office yesterday, and felt that Taehyung was still wronged because of yesterday's incident.
He began to faintly regret his attitude towards Taehyung yesterday.
After Taehyung turned his head, the room became quiet. He bit his lip, wondering whether Jungkook would laugh at him in his heart for crying like this.
He started crying in the second half of the movie, and now his eyes may be swollen from crying, so he must look ugly.
But he was even more embarrassed to tell Jungkook that he cried because he watched a movie, so he could only keep silent.
The room was quiet for a while, and he heard Jungkook finally say,
Jeon Jungkook
I bought you a present.
Taehyung blinked, attracted by this sentence, and turned to look at him.
Just after asking, he saw Jungkook picking up a huge Shiba Inu doll from his feet.
Taehyung froze for a moment, his mouth opened slightly in surprise.
Jungkook didn't feel anything when he was watched by so many people in the store just now, but now facing Taehyung's surprised expression, he felt a little uncomfortable.
Jeon Jungkook
"Would this gift be too silly? Sure enough, it is better to buy jewelry, right?"
He frowned, thinking about whether to buy a new gift, when he felt the Shiba Inu he was carrying was carried away.
Looking up, Taehyung was holding the chubby Shiba Inu doll in his arms, his red eyes from crying just now were bent, and the corners of his lips curled up slightly.
Kim Taehyung
Thanks husband.
Hearing the familiar title again, Jungkook breathed a sigh of relief, the boulder that had been hanging in his heart for a day finally fell to the ground.
Fortunately, his guess was right, Taehyung really liked this Shiba Inu doll.
Taehyung hugged the Shiba Inu for a while, then buried his face in the Shiba Inu's furry belly and rubbed it. When he turned around, he saw Jungkook still standing by the bed.
He blinked, put the Shiba Inu doll beside him, stroked the Shiba Inu's head, and looked up at Jungkook.
Kim Taehyung
Honey, go take a shower, it's late now, and you have to get up early tomorrow.
Taehyung will be broadcasting live tomorrow morning, so he can't oversleep.
Jungkook's eyes stayed on him for a while, then he looked away and went into the bathroom.
When the bathroom door was closed, Taehyung rolled around on the bed with the Shiba Inu in his arms, pinching the ears of the Shiba Inu for a while, and pinching the tail of the Shiba Inu for a while.
After playing for a while, the sleepiness rose.
His eyes were about to close, and he forced himself to sit up again with sleepiness.
Kim Taehyung
"Can't sleep, I have to say goodnight to Jungkook later."
When Taehyung was a child and hadn't shared a room with his parents, he always had to wait for his parents to lie down and say good night before going to bed, so when he slept with Jungkook before, he also habitually said good night before going to bed.
he didn't say goodnight to Jungkook yesterday because he was a little angry, but today Jungkook apologized to him, so he still wants to say goodnight to him before going to bed.
After waiting for a while, the bathroom door opened, and Jungkook came out and sat down beside the bed.
Taehyung opened his misty eyes and pulled the corner of Jungkook's clothes.
Kim Taehyung
... good night, husband.
As if he had completed the task, he closed his eyes and was about to go to sleep, only to hear Jungkook calling his name again.
Taehyung opened his eyes in a daze, gave a small "hmm", and was about to fall asleep again the next second.
Seeing his drowsy and sleepy appearance, Jungkook couldn't hold back and poked him on the face.
Jeon Jungkook
Taehyung, you haven't added me on WeChat yet.
A red mark was poked on Taehyung's fair face, he frowned, and muttered,
Kim Taehyung
I'll add more tomorrow.
Jungkook didn't speak, but felt that Taehyung's cheeks felt good, so he stretched out his hand and pinched it lightly.
This time Taehyung was woken up by him, sat up reluctantly, and picked up the mobile phone that was put aside.
Because the original owner's friends are all on WeChat, except for Eun Woo who just added WeChat yesterday, there is no one he knows at all, so Taehyung hasn't used WeChat much since he came here.
He clicked on the interface for adding friends and handed it to Jungkook.
After adding friends, Taehyung clicked on the interface of the address book and flipped through, and found that the original owner had a lot of WeChat friends, even more than a thousand.
Just after adding Jungkook's WeChat, Jungkook's profile picture was submerged among the thousand people.
Taehyung typed the word "husband" in Jungkook's remarks. The address book is sorted alphabetically. After changing the remarks, the avatar sank to the bottom of the address book.
Jungkook pursed his lips and reached out to Taehyung.
Jeon Jungkook
Give me the phone again.
Taehyung obediently handed him the phone.
he saw Jungkook type the letter "A" in front of the note he gave, so his profile picture soon appeared in the first address book.
Only then was he satisfied, and returned the phone to Taehyung.
Taehyung stared at his note for a while, then burst out laughing.
Why does this note look so much like a WeChat business in Moments?
Jeon Jungkook
What are you laughing at?
Jungkook also felt that his actions were a bit childish, so he pursed his lips uncomfortably.
Taehyung blinked at him and didn't speak, but the smile on his lips was more obvious.
Just as he was about to put his phone away, Taehyung suddenly thought of something, turned his eyes, and leaned against Jungkook.
Kim Taehyung
Husband, I want to change my profile picture.
The soft body suddenly pressed against him, Jungkook froze, and asked calmly.
Jeon Jungkook
What profile picture?
Taehyung hugged his arm, blinking his long eyelashes.
Kim Taehyung
Like a couple's head.
Now that he has no sleepiness, he starts to focus on making Jungkook hate him again.
After Jungkook reject him, he would stalk him for a while, making Jungkook impatient.
Seeing Jungkook's usual expression, Taehyung nodded slightly.
He froze for a moment, thinking that either his ears had a problem or Jungkook's brain had a problem.
Taehyung, who dug a hole and jumped by himself, curled his lips quietly, and resignedly opened the website to search for couple's portraits.
Soon, he took a fancy to a couple's portrait of a cat.
The cat in the picture is opening its mouth and biting half of another cat's face, while the other bitten cat is expressionless, with a familiar calmness on its furry face.
Taehyung was amused by the two pictures, sent the picture of the bitten cat to Jungkook, and then replaced his with the cat that bit the cat.
Looking at the serious cat face on the screen, Jungkook paused for a moment, clicked save, and changed the avatar.
Not long after he put it on, the phone started to vibrate crazily. He glanced at the message that Yoongi played almost 99+, and turned off the screen.
Taehyung admired the avatars of the two with satisfaction for a while. Although he didn't know why Jungkook agreed to change their avatars, the avatars were quite cute.
Glancing at the time, Taehyung put down his phone, yawned, and lay down under the quilt.
Kim Taehyung
Honey, I'm really going to sleep.
Jungkook stared at the chat interface with Taehyung for a while, clicked on the comment column, and entered the word "Kim Taehyung".
After thinking about it, I deleted the word "Kim" and left only the word "Taehyung".
The next day, Aunt Zhang soon found out that the two had reconciled.
Now because there is one more person in the family, the breakfast on the dining table is richer than before, but it can be said that Taehyung is still like last time, acting like a baby with Jungkook obediently, and wants to eat the portion in front of Jungkook.
Jungkook also followed him, and gave him the eggs in his noodle bowl and the ham in his sandwich.
Aunt Zhang was relieved to see the affectionate look of the two. Sure enough, the young couple quarreled at the head of the bed and made peace at the end of the bed. How could there be any overnight feud?
After breakfast, Jungkook was about to go out to the company, but just after taking a few steps, he paused, and turned his head to look at Taehyung who was sitting at the dining table.
Jeon Jungkook
I am leaving.
Taehyung just took a bite of the sandwich, his cheeks were bulging, he was taken aback for a moment, and then nodded to him.
Seeing his appearance, a smile flashed in Jungkook's eyes, and he walked out.
When he drove the car out of the garage, he saw Taehyung appearing behind the door as expected, still smiling at him sweetly like last time, the sunlight outside shone on his face, and there was a hint of love in his pale eyes. It's a dancing light.
Kim Taehyung
Honey, come back soon.
He stood inside the door, like a delicate rose that has been carefully cultivated and cared for.
Jungkook nodded and closed the car window.
Even though he knew that Taehyung's words might not be sincere, but he seemed to be under a spell by those words, and couldn't help thinking about whether to use his lunch break for work so that he could come back early in the afternoon.
Realizing what he was thinking, he frowned sharply.
Maybe he was really cursed by Taehyung.
When Jungkook's car disappeared from sight, Taehyung closed the door and went back to the dinning room, put all the props for bartending on the table, and went upstairs to take down the computer.
Before the live broadcast started, he tried the camera, and after making sure that there was no problem, he sat on a chair beside him and waited for the time to come.
Half an hour later, the live broadcast started.
This time, the number of viewers in the live broadcast room was even higher than last time, and the barrage was more enthusiastic than last time. From time to time, there were a few barrages complaining that it was too difficult to go to work and watch the live broadcast.
Taehyung smiled apologetically, who made Jungkook not at home only at this time, in order not to let him find out, he had to pick this time period.
He greeted the audience in the live broadcast room, then pointed the camera at the bartending props on the table, and began to introduce the use of each prop.
Just as Jungkook sat down behind his desk, his cell phone rang.
He glanced at it, and it was the notification that Taehyung's live broadcast room started to broadcast.
Yesterday, he asked Yoongi about the platform of Taehyung's live broadcast, and after downloading, he found Taehyung's live broadcast room and clicked on it. Now that Taehyung had just started broadcasting, he received a notification.
Looking at the notification, he was silent for a moment.
It seems that it is not half an hour before he leaves the house, right?
Although he was in a complicated mood, he still clicked into the live broadcast room and looked down at the young man with a sweet smile on the screen.
After Taehyung greeted the audience, he pointed the camera at the bartending props on the table, only his fair and slender hand was in the mirror.
The bullet screen instantly became dissatisfied.
Comment 1: Did I squat in the company toilet to see these props? I came to see your face!
Comment 2: Where is such a beauty like you (gesturing)??!
Taehyung was concentrating on introducing the props on the table, so naturally he couldn't see the barrage, and he reappeared in the camera after introducing the props one by one.
He took a quick look at the barrage in front of him, froze for a moment, and then blushed a little.
In order to satisfy the audience, before he started bartending, he took a look at the live broadcast to make sure that his upper body was photographed before he started bartending.
There was no music playing in his live broadcast room, only the crisp sound of the spoon colliding with the cup wall, and Taehyung's voice explaining from time to time, the atmosphere was quiet and comfortable.
Jungkook watched Taehyung earnestly mix drinks on the screen. Although his technique was still a little rusty, he could make all the movements pleasing to the eye, as if Taehyung was performing a performance instead of mixing drinks.
When the cocktail in the glass was frothy, Taehyung carefully put the sliced lemon on the edge of the glass. The liquid in the glass was a gradual light blue, very dreamy under the light.
After finishing, Taehyung pointed the camera at the glass so that the audience could see more clearly.
Kim Taehyung
Although there are a lot of materials required, they can be bought in supermarkets, and the production process is very simple. You can also try it at home.
Hearing this sentence, Jungkook raised his eyebrows.
Jungkook remembered that among these materials, he picked the lemons, found the eggs, and paid for them.
He don't know why, but he suddenly feel a little inexplicably proud.
The barrage is the same as coaxing children, there are a lot of "Okay" and "I learned", but there are still a few unique barrages that are very conspicuous.
Comment 3: I'm sorry, I just looked at your face, what did you do just now? When did this wine appear?
Comment 4: Excuse me, can you make this kind of wine if you are ugly?
Comment 5: Stop teaching bartending, start a class and teach us how to reincarnate, I want to look like this in my next life.
Fortunately, Taehyung didn't watch the barrage right now, he was packing up the used materials on the table, and when he finished, the barrage was already talking about something else. He glanced at the time, there should be half an hour before Aunt Zhang returns from shopping, and he can talk to the barrage for a while.
So he sat down on the chair and began to read the content of the barrage.
Comment 6: Is the anchor's family very rich? From this background, it looks like a wealthy family.
Kim Taehyung
No, this is at a friend's house.
He only lived in Jungkook's house temporarily, and when he moved out later, he would not have such a beautiful background.
But he have to say that Jungkook's taste is really good. Just picking a corner of the house to live broadcast can make the camera look very comfortable, and he is a little reluctant to leave.
When Jungkook heard this on the screen, his face froze for a moment.
Jeon Jungkook
"Friend's house?"
On the screen, Taehyung had already begun to answer the next question, Jungkook's face changed, and his mood was a little complicated.
Taehyung didn't know that "friend" was watching his live broadcast, and his attention was attracted by a fan who dropped many gifts in a row.
The special effects of gifts appeared one after another in the live broadcast room, and that fan soon became the number one in the live broadcast room, and the barrage began to spread "rich women are hungry and hungry".
After smashing dozens of gifts, the fan sent a barrage.
Kim Taehyung
Can I wear a bartender uniform next time when bartending!
Taehyung was stunned for a moment, and saw that the barrage behind him was all posting "Second proposal", he thought for a while, then nodded.
Kim Taehyung
Okay, but we have to wait a few days to prepare.
It's a bit embarrassing for this fan to spend so much money on giving him a change of clothes.
He thanked the fan a few times, checked the time, said goodbye to the audience, and quickly stopped the broadcast.
The screen went black, reflecting Jungkook lost in thought.
He watched Taehyung's two live broadcasts, but he didn't see any other purpose. It seemed that he was really just trying to make money.
What does Taehyung want to make money for? Why not use his money?
The office door was knocked twice suddenly, and Yoongi hurried in with the documents.
Jungkook glanced at him, remembering that Yoongi hadn't shown up all morning, it was a bit of a coincidence that he came just after Taehyung's live broadcast ended.
Jeon Jungkook
where did you go this morning?
The phone in Yoongi's pocket was still heating up, and he showed a flawless smile.
Min Yoongi
Mr. Jeon, I didn't feel well in the morning, and I've been in the bathroom all the time.
Jungkook gave him a suspicious look and didn't ask any more questions.
Not long after Taehyung turned off the live broadcast, he received a message.
He took a look and found that it was a message from Eun Woo. The content of the message was very short, to the effect that he was praising his live broadcast just now.
Taehyung replied "Thank you" first, thought for a while, and then asked,
Kim Taehyung
【Aren't you at work now? 】
This time there was a pause for a long time before replying.
Cha Eun Woo
[The work in the morning is done.]
Taehyung secretly admired him. As expected of the protagonist, he just finished his work in the morning after going to work, and his work efficiency is too high.
Eun Woo was sitting in the office with a half-finished design drawing on the computer screen. Although he knew that Taehyung on the other side of the screen could not see it, he still turned off the design drawing on the computer.
He thought for a while, and then sent another message.
Cha Eun Woo
[My cousin likes you very much, she said that she often watches live broadcasts, so she can teach you how to accumulate popularity.]
Taehyung regained his energy, sat up straight, and typed quickly.
Kim Taehyung
[Really? How can I contact her? ]
There was another pause over there, before replying after three minutes.
Cha Eun Woo
[She is still young, her family is strictly controlled, and she has limited time to play with her mobile phone every day, so let me help her pass the message to you.]
Taehyung nodded in understanding.
Kim Taehyung
[Then you help me say thank you to her]
Cha Eun Woo
[She just asked me to tell you that you can cut out the highlights from the live broadcast and upload them as videos, which will attract more people. ]
Taehyung wrote this down, and then replied.
Kim Taehyung
[I haven't thought about this yet, it's a pity I didn't record the screen today, otherwise I can try it out]
As soon as he sent it, the other party sent a video file over, the content was the screen recording of his live broadcast just now.
He froze for a moment, then saw Eun Woo quickly send a message.
Cha Eun Woo
[My cousin recorded it just now.]
It turned out to be like this.
Taehyung didn't think much, and happily replied.
Eun Woo chuckled, stayed on the chat interface between the two for a while, noticed Taehyung's new avatar, and clicked on it again.
His new avatar is a vicious cat stretching its neck and biting half of another cat's face.
He was amused by the avatar, and typed a few words in the chat box.
Cha Eun Woo
[The new avatar is very cute.]
After posting, he felt that he was too abrupt, so he pursed his lower lip and turned off the chat interface, just in time to see new news from the work group.
This work group is not a formal work group, it's mainly for employees to chat, Eun Woo never clicked in before, but now he was waiting for Taehyung's reply, he didn't know what to do, so he clicked in.
The group chatted gossip as usual, and today's topic is Mr. Jeon's new avatar.
The female colleagues concluded.
unimportant
Female colleague: [Mr. Jeon is definitely in love, this looks like a couple's profile picture!]
unimportant
Female colleague 2: [I've seen the other half of this profile picture! Wait for me to look for it]
Then, two matching cat portraits were posted.
Eun Woo was about to close the chat interface, but when he saw the two pictures, he stopped.
He saw one of Taehyung's new portraits.
Comments
KIRIN#
Joke of the year🤡!! you and ugly don't go hand in hand😐
2025-02-16
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KIRIN#
You think so?!!/Chuckle/
2025-02-17
3
oh boy...here we go again...jeonlous... jealouskook...
2025-03-09
1