EPISODE 1
I HOPE YOU LIKE IT. HAVE A GOOD READING GUYS
I always watch my parents acting all lovey dovey like they were just starting out and to be honest, I don't feel any kind of fondess for it
I mean, yeah they are married and they loved each other but what they were doing was becoming something I called relevant immaturity
they can't let go of each other for a minute without processing their love and my dad chasing after my mom like a horny bastard...I don't actually mean to insult him but it's getting on my nerves but who's to say that I also don't feel any jealousy
But I brush it all off and just sit down and glare at my parents never getting over each other. Will I get to experience those kinds of things when I get married eventually?
RAEGAN DANE (DO)
*slaps his face to get himself back to reality*
RAEGAN DANE (DO)
(there is no way I'm gonna do cringe stuff like that. it's very embarrassing)
ALAN DANE/RAEGAN'S BRO (DA)
*walk pass them with a frown on his face*
ALAN DANE/RAEGAN'S BRO (DA)
Will anyone get a good view in this house?
ACKER DANE/RAEGAN'S DAD (DA)
*glare at him*
ACKER DANE/RAEGAN'S DAD (DA)
Get the fuck out of my house if you can't handle my love
ALAN DANE/RAEGAN'S BRO (DA)
*irritated*
ALAN DANE/RAEGAN'S BRO (DA)
daddy uhhh
RAEGAN DANE (DO)
*chuckles*
XAVI DANE/ RAEGAN'S MOM (RO)
*pinch Acker's biceps hard*
ACKER DANE/RAEGAN'S DAD (DA)
*grimace in pain*
ACKER DANE/RAEGAN'S DAD (DA)
Honey, why did you do that?
XAVI DANE/ RAEGAN'S MOM (RO)
You want to send my son away, huh? Not in this house. Hear me
ACKER DANE/RAEGAN'S DAD (DA)
*nods immediately*
ACKER DANE/RAEGAN'S DAD (DA)
Y..yess honey
ACKER DANE/RAEGAN'S DAD (DA)
Now give me a kiss
XAVI DANE/ RAEGAN'S MOM (RO)
Aish, this man
XAVI DANE/ RAEGAN'S MOM (RO)
*roll his eyes*
ALAN DANE/RAEGAN'S BRO (DA)
*groan in annoyance*
RAEGAN DANE (DO)
*does the same thing too*
And that's why I believe we have the most peaceful couple in the whole neighborhood.
And the reason is my mom.
My dad is so whipped for my mom that he could practically steal the moon for him and many more for my mom and it may seem like my dad holds the most power in this home but when you look closer, I think my mom is the father of the whole house and funny enough, we don't care
We just sit and watch them bicker all day and night and making kissing noises and God help me...we always catch them making out in all the whole places
Enough of those embarrassing things. I'm talking about myself here. I'm finally going to college after failing to gain admission last year
I guess things gonna work out for this year. They say that being eighteen is gonna be a turn up for you. I wonder if that true in my case.
RAEGAN DANE (DO)
*look at Alissa who was busy on her phone, unbothered by the oscar winning horny couple I call my parents .
ALISSA DANE) RAEGAN'S SIS (A)
*look up*
ALISSA DANE) RAEGAN'S SIS (A)
What do you want, kid?
RAEGAN DANE (DO)
Would it hurt you to at least answer me like an adult?. I'm not a kid
ALISSA DANE) RAEGAN'S SIS (A)
How old are you
ALISSA DANE) RAEGAN'S SIS (A)
Then you're still a kid. I'm the older one here
RAEGAN DANE (DO)
you're so impossible
ALISSA DANE) RAEGAN'S SIS (A)
*shrugs*
ALISSA DANE) RAEGAN'S SIS (A)
Beats me
RAEGAN DANE (DO)
Aren't you gonna give your bro a little advice?
ALISSA DANE) RAEGAN'S SIS (A)
*raises her eyebrows*
ALISSA DANE) RAEGAN'S SIS (A)
What for
RAEGAN DANE (DO)
Bitch I'm going to college tomorrow
RAEGAN DANE (DO)
And I expect you to act like you care and...
ALISSA DANE) RAEGAN'S SIS (A)
*stands up and walk towards the horny couple*
She stood in front of them and they both stopped what they were doing and looked at her
ALISSA DANE) RAEGAN'S SIS (A)
Mom, I need your slipper
XAVI DANE/ RAEGAN'S MOM (RO)
W..what for
XAVI DANE/ RAEGAN'S MOM (RO)
*could feel Acker's hands everywhere*
XAVI DANE/ RAEGAN'S MOM (RO)
*hit his hand away*
ALISSA DANE) RAEGAN'S SIS (A)
Just give it to me and get on with your lives
ALISSA DANE) RAEGAN'S SIS (A)
*grabs the slipper from her and then lunges it at Raegan*
RAEGAN DANE (DO)
*felt a slight pain on his head*
RAEGAN DANE (DO)
Hey, what was that for?
ALISSA DANE) RAEGAN'S SIS (A)
Call me a bitch again and I'll kill you
RAEGAN DANE (DO)
(I'm so done with them(
Getting that college admissions was the best thing to me. I could finally get out of this space and explore the world outside of the world I knew of, into the unknown (I'm getting ahead of myself now)
And I'll be more than happy to not see mom and dad rubbing each other again and acting all horny and stuff
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