[Playlist] by Akimoto Kumiko
U Okay Bro?
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Alright, this next track? Pure "sibling" chaos.
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In the story, Excell just had a moment—you know, the kind where you meet your crush, your brain short-circuits, and suddenly his heart rate spikes up as old memories come flowing back.
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And Carl? Oh, he is not letting this slide. So what does he do? Naturally, he turns it into a whole song—because why tease someone normally when you can sing about it and make the person throw themselves off of a bed instead?
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But hey, what are "siblings" for?
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This scene happens in Chapter 3 of...
"Time-Locked: A Journal of Irony & The 11th Soul."
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You: Alright, enjoy the chill chaos. Let the roasting begin. 🎶
Carl
[Intro]
It's been years, but oh, so tragic
One look—BAM!—where's your logic?
Carl
Are your lungs okay? Do you need a break?
Or did love just punch you in the face?
You good? You sure? Should I call for an aid?
Or just sit back, sip, and throw some shade?
Carl
Don’t worry bro, I won’t tell a soul...
Except, you know...
Carl
Everyone we know ~Oh Oh Ooh
Carl
[Verse 1]
Oh bro, fresh outta surgery,
Docs worked hard, saved your anatomy.
Said, “He'll be fine, just give him space,”
But then SHE walked in—now look at your face! woo!
Carl
[Chorus 1]
Are your lungs okay? Is your heart intact?
Or did love just give you a heart attack?
Are your brain cells here? Do they still survive?
Or did her hazel eyes eat ‘em all alive?
Carl
Bro, should I call 911, or the angels instead?
Cuz at this rate, you're already dead!
Carl
[Verse 2]
Your brain was healing, cells reviving,
But her hazel eyes said, “Nah, keep dying.”
One look—BRO, why you glitching?!
Swear I saw your soul start twitching! Oh!
Carl
Bro, should I call 911, or the angels instead?
Cuz at this rate, you're already dead.
Carl
[Verse 2 repeat]
Your brain was healing, cells reviving,
But her hazel eyes said, “Nah, keep dying.”
One look—BRO, why you glitching?!
Swear I saw your soul start twitching!
Oh! oh oh oh oh Ooh!
Carl
[Chorus 2]
Are your lungs okay? Do you need more air?
Should I grab the oxygen or just stand and stare?
Is your heart intact? Or should I step back?
Cuz love just hit you like a cardiac attack!
[Bridge]
I mean, no pressure... but wow, that stare.
Maybe sit down? Maybe don’t dare?
Or should I call the doc and say, “Hey, he’s back—
Not from LOVE, just a full relapse”
Carl
[Outro]
Bro, do you need a hospital bed,
Or just a WEDDING RING instead??
Carl
Bro! do you need, a hospital bed?
Or just a WEDDING RING instead...?!?!
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