The Art of 'Seduction' (Taekook)
07_ Three musketeers
"Anyone can love a rose,
but it take a lot to love a leaf.
It's ordinary to love a beautiful,
but it's beautiful to love an ordinary. "
Two Omegas enter the bar with full of confusion and show the bartender their ID cards
Kim Taehyung
We just Graduated today.
Jung hoseok
We are old enough to drink now.
Yes our Taehyung and J hope are best friends
They both ordered some drinks
Jung hoseok
This is so bland. Wine goes well with Chinese food.
Kim Taehyung
Ahh! *put the glass on the table*
Jung hoseok
A dropout with a GED got swagger in spades.
Kim Taehyung
But why did you call me today? What about your parents? *chowing his food*
Jung hoseok
They think the graduation is next week.
Kim Taehyung
What? *shocked*
Jung hoseok
You don't understand. Everyone at our school judges everyone's looks. *pouting*
Kim Taehyung
*nods in agreement*
Jung hoseok
They always ask if I was adopted and am a foster child. I have to take a photo with mom too.
Kim Taehyung
But how could you lie about you graduation day?
Jung hoseok
I mean, there are these crazy musketeers. *in exiting tone*
Jung hoseok
Well they aren't crazy person. They are just off-the-wall.
Kim Taehyung
*listing calmly*
Jung hoseok
They made a mess at the ceremony today. *laughing hard*
Kim Taehyung
But why are you laughing then?
Jung hoseok
*Still laughing*
Kim Taehyung
*smiles* You like them, don't you?
Jung hoseok
*Eyes wide* Is that obvious?
Kim Taehyung
What do you like about them? You said they are crazy.
Jung hoseok
They are cool because they are crazy.
Kim Taehyung
Ohh! *to the waiter* Excuse me. A bottle of wine, please.
Jung hoseok
That made me do some thinking. Should I get the double-eyelid surgery?
Kim Taehyung
Hey, you said you like that you had single eyelids.
Jung hoseok
He has single eyelids too. We are attracted to people with opposite DNAs.
Kim Taehyung
Hold on. Does he not like you because you have single eyelids?
Kim Taehyung
*stern* Forget him. Tell him to get lost.
Jung hoseok
No, he didn't say that exactly.
Kim Taehyung
Then did you not even tell him about your feelings?
Jung hoseok
It's embarrassing if he rejects me. I was going to confess my feelings after the graduation.
Kim Taehyung
If he doesn't like you after the surgery will you have another?
Kim Taehyung
How could you change yourself for whomever you like at the moment? What are man, anyway? Will you die if you don't date?
Jung hoseok
Whenever I see you, I feel so pathetic. What can I do then?
Kim Taehyung
Hey, Jung Hoseok. You're a very nice boy. Don't think yourself any less.
Jung hoseok
But he's too handsome.
Kim Taehyung
*Don't know what to say*
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