Albert the youngest comes back from playing basketball. He comes back home hungry to drink the milk that Josie has boiled. The milk she had bought and hadn't had the heart to drink yet.
Music is blasting so loud through the speakers.
Albert sings along...
Albert
...I'm a big stepper... underground methods...Top notch hos...not the lesser...the most not the lesser...
Albert
Straight terror...product of your errors..
Everything in the house seems to be moving with the loud music.
Josie who is reading in her room, annoyed shouts.
Josie
Turn the music down...
But, her voice dies off as the music blasts from the speakers.
Josie
Music volume down please...
No answer.
Albert
🎶🎶🎶
Albert
🎶🎶🎶🎶
So she decides to come down to the kitchen..
Anyway it's high time that she takes a break and have lunch.
Josie
Didn't you hear me shout?
Albert
What?
Josie
I told you to turn the music down.
Albert
Huh?
Josie puts the volume down
Josie
Volume down
Albert
Oh okay.
Josie
Had lunch yet?
Josie
There's sandwich in the fridge.
Albert
I've had that.
Josie
Made it for you...
Albert
That's good.
Goes to the stove to see the milk
Sees all the milk gone...
A full litre of milk...all gone.
Josie
Was it the cat?
Albert
Cat, what?
Josie
Did the cat drink all the milk?
I'm sure the lid was on before...no way it could open it.
Albert
I drank it.
Josie
All of it?
Albert
Yeah like there wasn't a lot.
Josie
Not a lot?
Josie
Was the pot not full?
Albert
It wasn't.
Josie
I don't mean to the brim.
Josie
How many cups did you have?
Albert
Three.
Josie
Three?
Albert
Yep
Josie
The big cup?
Albert
Yeah
Josie
That explains it.
Josie
Do you know the milk was for the whole family.?
Albert
I didn't.
Josie
I bet.
Thinks to herself...
Josie
And your cup is twice as big as a regular cup. No wonder you said three cups.
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