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Kei Tsukishima [Haikyuu! Fanfiction]
DATING APP
You
So what are you doing here in dating app?
Saltyshima 🙄
I ain’t doing nothing
Saltyshima 🙄
I’m just bored 😐
You
I’m looking for a boyfriend 😕
Saltyshima 🙄
aren’t you have classmates?
Saltyshima 🙄
But you looked pretty tho
You
Take the responsibility for it
Saltyshima 🙄
I’m just 18 years old
Saltyshima 🙄
And I ain’t got girlfriend
You
Then now is the theee right time
You
so what are you doing here?
Saltyshima 🙄
I already told yah
You
Aren’t you have friends?
Saltyshima 🙄
They’re not talkative enough
Saltyshima 🙄
They’ve rather play psp with me
You
Imagine competing to psp for you’re friends attention? HAHAHAHA
Saltyshima 🙄
So what’s your name
Saltyshima 🙄
how old are you?
You
I’m 17 and ready to be your girlfriend
You
aaaaAaaaaa I’m sooooooo smoothhhh ❤️❤️💚💙🧡🤎🤍💕💓💘❣️💞💞💞💗💝💝🤎💙💙💚❤️
Saltyshima 🙄
You seem pretty cool
Saltyshima 🙄
Do you have any social media
Saltyshima 🙄
Like ig or WhatsApp?
You
I ain’t giving you any of my social info
You
U seem pretty salty tho
Saltyshima 🙄
but I’m boreddd
Saltyshima 🙄
I ain’t fulfill your damn wishes
You
You’ve got to be kidding
Saltyshima 🙄
fine. I’ll text you then
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