Birdemic 18: Little Girl 1/3
Flashback, April 21, 2019...
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???:"Well, well, well... Guess who isn't that pathetic little girl, Lana Blue, who fell asleep and wrote that on her notebook all by herself while sleeping, writing about being reincarnated as the villainess and the daughter of Voldemort, the villain of Harry Potter! What a snoozer!"
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??? 2:"Yeah, We saw the whole thing, even we send that picture to X (Twitter), and that 'Villain's Little Girl/Daughter' Novel that she was writing about it on TikTok!"
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??? 3:"They should know better to sleep in a book writing fanfic while falling asleep, dreaming about the villain's 'daughter' and 'little girl'...!"
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??? 4:"Cut it out! Cut it out! Don't Bully her! Do you feel SORRY for her?!? She was just tired and stayed up all night for the big test!!! Please consider it!"
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??? 1:"TOO BAD!!! I made that moment into a MEME, so everyone in this elementary school, even the teachers and principal, LAUGHED SUPER HARD UNTIL THEY DIE OF LAUGHTER!!!"
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Mikan (Omnisexual):"Hahaha! What 100% funny talk; A yellow-haired Girl with twin braids with blue highlights who have been staying up tonight all because of that stupid, dumb, and crazy math and science test. She gets an A+ on BOTH OF THEM. Then she went to History class with her best friend Greg, She gets an A+ while her partner have A-, and comforted him, and now, at the library, she was reading Harry Potter, writing the notes on ONE OF THE COMPOSITION NOTEBOOKS for review and notes, fell asleep during recess, used one of her fancy notebooks, and wrote the BS story about Voldemort and his 'Little Girl' as his DAUGHTER!"
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Tip (Demisexual):"You heard our Good Girl Mikan. I predict that she made a wish that anyone who BULLIED her will get MISFORTUNE for the rest of the YEAR! And the 'Spooky' Misfortune Flowers bloom all over the place, even our clothes, our houses, the objects we used, even OUR OWN BODIES!!! She will be, the VOLDEMORT'S LITTLE GIRL OF MISS-FORTUNE!"
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??? 4:"ANNIE!!! >=("
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Annie (Heterosexual):"Well, Mangatoon is BORING, but her lunacy and stupidity is way more boring."
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??? 4:"ALL 3 OF YOU ARE OVERPAID, HIT THE ROAD!!!"
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*Mikan, Tip, and Annie laughing*
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Annie:"What are you gonna do, knock my block off?"
Mikan:"Are you going to bring misfortune to us?!"
Tip:"And are you going to make our LIVES MISERABLE?!? FOR 1 YEAR?!? HAHAHAHAHAHA! NICE TRY, PAL!"
All:"YOU'RE NEXT, LANA!"
Lana Blue
Please... Stop.... And no more of this sh1t...!
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??? 4:"Leave her alone, won't you?!?"
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Mikan:"Or else WHAT?!? MISFORTUNE?! LOL!"
Lana Blue
(They may be strong as heck.... ...but I'm stronger!)
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Mikan:"Yeah, you hear Tip, Scram!!!"
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Mikan, Annie, and Tip:"Scram, Scram, Scram! Get out! Now! You are dead!"
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Tip:"You hear us? You are dead! Get out!"
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??? 4:"See! She's in trouble, and you left a problem go UNSOLVED!!!"
Lana Blue
*Runs into the girls bathroom*
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??? 4:"See!!! I told you that's the problem!"
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Mikan:"Listen to us, Selena! If you and your Voldemort's Daughter/Girlfriend stand on our way and path, you better not torment us! Just try and be on your way, just try... I'll get you, my pretty, and your LITTLE DOG TOO!"
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Annie:"Yeah, Selena, you better NOT!"
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Tip:"If you TRY TO BE ON YOU AND YOUR VILLAINESS FRIEND STAND ON OUR WAY, YOU BETTER FORGET ABOUT IT, RIGHT NOW!"
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Selena (Lesbian?):"I will NEVER FORGET, YOU SLOTS!"
Meanwhile at the girls bathroom...
Lana Blue
I'm a monster!!!
Lana Blue
If there was some miracle!
Lana Blue
A rock from Canada?!
Lana Blue
(This is way getting out of hand.)
Lana Blue
Oh, it IS a Wishing Rock.
Lana Blue
Can I wish it once, or a lot? If I do on my list, it will make a replica of itself and then float away to find another one, or is it crucial?
Lana Blue
I must find out.
Lana Blue
Here it comes...
I wish that I can bring misfortune to anyone who can bully me for ONE DAMN YEAR!!!
Okay. That is wish #1, and now, here comes wish #2...
I wish that if I can transmit my powers of the replica rock and make it curses, so cursed that even everyone on Canada can feel my wrath! It will break in 2022!
Lana Blue
I don't feel so good... *Faints*
Meanwhile, at the cafeteria...
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Selena:"Those BASTARDS from Recess..."
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Tip:"Oh, what a sleeping beauty! She just fell asleep while she was doing the book report! And made a fanfic... A crappy fanfic and a joke! A UNFUNNY joke!"
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Annie:"I know, right?"
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Mikan:"You noticed Albert's Father?"
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Mikan:"You know, the comedian?"
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Annie:"What comedian?"
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Tip:''Did he get a job?"
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Mikan:"Yeah, A BETTER JOB! He and his loud son Albert is performing on the Space Chimps Movie Night!"
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Annie:"That's amazing!!!"
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Tip:"I know, right?"
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Selena:"Hey, guys..."
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Tip:"I'm sorry about that incident on recess."
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Mikan:"We didn't mean to. Please forgive us."
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Selena:"I will forgive you guys, but why do you hurt a girl's feelings, anyways?!?"
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Annie:"Because she fell asleep and writing a fanfic about Voldemort!"
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Selena:"And what did you do to her?"
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Mikan:"Uhh, We made a meme about her falling asleep during her book report and then wrote a disgusting fanfic about being Voldemort's daughter!"
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Tip:"Well YEAH! We did it."
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Annie:"We have to because we thought it was super hilarious!"
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Selena:"YOU DID WHAT?!? AND What's the NAME of the fanfic/novel?!?"
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Annie:"I DON'T KNOW!!!"
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Selena:"ANSWER ME!!!"
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Tip:"Okay, Okay, Okay! We'll tell you!"
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Selena:"Good. When what is the title?"
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Mikan:"Uhh, it's called, 'I am Voldemort's Little Girl'. It's a age gap romance novel about a girl (or in this case, twat) named Lana, who was transported to the Harry Potter world and fell in love and became a daughter of Voldemort!"
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Selena:"What's the protagonist's NAME on her novel?!?"
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Mikan:"Actually. The main protagonist's real name was Lana, and the main protagonist's name is Lanabell, a 9-year-old twat/little girl who was a cute cinnamon roll who can KILL PEOPLE, ESPECIALLY those who hurt her 'daddy' Voldemort!"
Lana Blue
Daddy....Voldemort....
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Selena:"Do you hear me?! Do you forgive me?!?"
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Mikan, Tip, and Annie (Lana Blue's Bullies):"We are SORRY."
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Selena:"Good. I forgive you."
Lana Blue
I forgive... You....
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Selena:"Oh, lunch is over, and it's raining bears. Time to go."
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