Problems Don't Reward Us Life
Problem 1: Pilot
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Hello, ladies, gentlemen, and nonbinary pals.
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This work, I will be talking about problems, and how they don't reward us everything and can lead to punishments.
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Before there was the AJ we know today, he was a smart fella who happens to be a smart person by day, blazer hosen wearing pie theif after school, and nightly deliquient.
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When he and his friends are causing trouble, his mother didn't punish him because he was a good boy. It's not his problem.
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Don't blame him.
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It's not his fault when he causes trouble in night.
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And right before she was the Zelda we know today, she was a calm, peaceful gal who gets the same good grades as her new boyfriend/helper AJ, and right after she divorced her unfaithful and toxic boyfriend.
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She has a lot of problems that need solving and learn that problems don't give us life, only death and shame.
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It's not her problem that she has to ignore the cruelty of her old ex-boyfriend.
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It's her problem that her mother was part of the New Decepticons for a long time since 2014.
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Will AJ solve her problems before it's too late?
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???:"Can I ask you a favor?"
AJ (Before PC)
Okay. So what's the favor.
???:"Can you please clean the news office for the school news for tomorrow?"
AJ (Before PC)
I can do it.
???:"I warn you, Mr.AJ, if you EVER cause trouble during your special job to break my promise, I will not only send you to detention, I can throw a bug book at you..."
???:"Because the fact you stopped a bully from causing more problems, pranking is pranking."
AJ (Before PC)
Okay. No more irresponsible pranking, I swear.
Later at the school office...
AJ (Before PC)
*Sighs* This is nuts.
AJ (Before PC)
Uhh, hello?
AJ (Before PC)
Do I know you before?
Zelda (Before PC)
Know me?
Zelda (Before PC)
I feel like not talking about it this afternoon.
AJ (Before PC)
Have you been a troublemaker before?
Zelda (Before PC)
*Gasps* H-H-How did you know?
AJ (Before PC)
Your mom is a troublemaker for 5 years.
Zelda (Before PC)
And now, she's one of the admins.
Zelda (Before PC)
It's a big trouble. For me.
Zelda (Before PC)
I was once a troublemaker.
Zelda (Before PC)
I'm part of the New Decepticons when I was in 4th grade, in 2018.
Zelda (Before PC)
All I took was 1 year.
Zelda (Before PC)
1 year, and that's it.
Zelda (Before PC)
I stopped becoming a troublemaker and quitting the New Decepticons after I graduated 5th grade and officially graduated from Elementary School on 2019, the same year that my mom, Kristi, was promoted to one of the Admins.
Zelda (Before PC)
I vandalized Las Vegas, renamed the title of "The Nutcracker and the Four Realms" into "The Nutshack and the Four Realms", I stole the Superman Ice Cream on Friendly's, Saluted on preschool shows just because they are from my childhood, called Trotro the 'Satanic Donkey', and so on.
Zelda (Before PC)
I did a lot of bad stuff on 2018, and I didn't get a single coal on Christmas on that year, 2018. I was a smart fella.
AJ (Before PC)
You look like me.
Zelda (Before PC)
I think you're a good and funny friend.
???:"Hey! What's takin' you so long?! Fix it all up!"
AJ (Before PC)
Man, detention sucks as Robot Hell.
Zelda (Before PC)
Me too...
AJ (Before PC)
Holy frijoles!
AJ (Before PC)
We got 10 minutes to Macgyver!
AJ (Before PC)
Looks like we have to go. Bye.
Zelda (Before PC)
Finally. A friend.
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AJ and Zelda became friends, but not for long that their problems have started.
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AJ has a crazy father, Tom, who lied about being born on Gen Z, and claimed that he was born on Gen Z (he is not), and has his own AI to "protect" his family, who suffers from Etrophy Loss Syndrome.
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He's a huge liar and a weirdo who loves Gen Z stuff/culture and bubble gum.
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PS: AJ also loves bubble gum, but not like his BS father.
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Zelda has a cruel and satanic mother who was part of the New Decepticons for 5 years, since 2014. Her name, Kristi.
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She was obsessed with the troublemakers, that she joined them.
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Which, caused a downfall for her, her father, and her adopted sister.
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She seems gloomy and enslaved at home, but still go to school and get good grades with a smile.
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Despite the troubles she had, she wanted a better life and tell her mother to stop being a troublemaker. What else she could do?
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Well, Zelda gained a massive, huge, endless, and irreversible hatred towards the troublemakers right before her mother joined the troublemakers.
On 2018 when she graduated from 3rd grade, Kristi forced her to join and work for them for the rest of 2018 until she graduates 5th grade and Elementary School in 2019, Zelda felt upset and not happy, and Kristi was excited and laughed along with her friends.
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One of Kristi's associates and her personal assassin/hitman for hire, Magy, has her own agenda, and that was both our heroes AJ and Zelda's problems. It was just the beginning of their problems. And problems need solving, and a problem-solving mechanism which will change their lives forever and reward them with all good things you imagine.
AJ (Before PC)
*Inhales and exhales* Finally.
AJ (Before PC)
Just a relaxing day at the park was one of the greatest things and a beacon of my ideas to cause trouble.
AJ (Before PC)
Let's see umm...
At the top of the big tree at the park...
Magy
*Looks up on her kill list.*
🩸Magy's Kill List🔪:
AJ (He/Him)
Reason: Stupid, perfect prey [I AM GOD]
Zelda (She/Her)
Reason: Pretty cute for my new fur coat ["I'LL GET YOU MY PRETTY, AND YOUR LITTLE DOG, TOO!!!"]
Magy
Who should I go first...?
Magy
Aha... AJ... He will go first...
AJ (Before PC)
Aha! I had an idea. I shall give a gift to a friend.
AJ (Before PC)
Wait a minite, how?
AJ (Before PC)
I gotta go get something.
AJ (Before PC)
What the hell was that?!
AJ (Before PC)
WHO SENT YOU?!
AJ (Before PC)
TO KILL ME?!
AJ (Before PC)
Zelda's MOM?!?
Zelda (Before PC)
Ditto... AJ! AJ....
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Part 2 coming soon!
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"There are a lot of problems that we all need solving. Leaving them unsolved will lead to unholy consiquences."
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"Problems doesn't give us life. He was very wrong."
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