I'm NOT a Psychopath's "Wifey"
Mental Schizo
"The Truth Behind the Lies. Book 1: The Teacup of Death"
That's the name of the novel.
The 4: 1 Nerd who was always hated and NERFED by gamers of SMS and her comrades, and even Cain,
and 3 popular sluts who are Popular, Powerful, and Beautiful, who are LOVED by all because of their seductive dialogue and powerful ways of fighting,
All sucked up and are chosen as characters from the novel.
Is this is where we meet the antagonist of the novel, the psychopath?
Is this is where we live inside a bubble of problems?
Where we are, let's get this started.
Efreet//Ada Wong
Okay. What should I do, since I got that silly billy gremlin goober role?
"Just say, 'My master, Kiao Shinji, the boss of darkness and everything' along with your, 'red-neck paintball jerks who ruin and crashes Centaur Hunts' crew.''
Luna//Cici Daowang
Where did he go?
Miyu//Teresa Redlight
Is he that French Croissant who always takes a bath in a luxurious hotel or something?
Haru//Lili Baishi
No, silly, maybe he was getting ready.
Efreet//Ada Wong
LEAVE ME ALONE AFTER WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME IN THE PAST AND IN REAL LIFE!
Luna//Cici Daowang
Uh, oh...
Miyu//Teresa Redlight
Do you see what I mean?
Haru//Lili Baishi
We guess she's the protagon--
Kiao Shinji (the psychopath)
ENOUGH!!!
Luna, Miyu, Haru, and Efreet:"My master, Kiao Shinji, the boss of darkness and everything... *shivering in horror*"
Kiao Shinji (the psychopath)
Well, did you serve me well?
Miyu//Teresa Redlight
I got it...
Haru//Lili Baishi
Yes, sir...
Kiao Shinji (the psychopath)
Good. And Ada Wong, my contract assassin. You did great. Seduce and be obsessed with me, and together we will rule the world, side by side.
Efreet//Ada Wong
Seduce and be obsessed with you?! No!
Kiao Shinji (the psychopath)
Come on, love, it's only in the contract.
Efreet//Ada Wong
Contract, my butt.
Efreet//Ada Wong
I will get away with you, If I had the chance to go get the protagonists, and they will GET YOU 4!!!
Kiao Shinji (the psychopath)
What?!
Luna//Cici Daowang
Master, I think she is bossing us around. Should we kill her?
Kiao Shinji (the psychopath)
Got it, my lady.
Efreet//Ada Wong
YOU BARBARIANS!
Kiao Shinji (the psychopath)
We are NOT the BARBARIANS, YOU ARE!!!
Kiao Shinji (the psychopath)
If you do not be obsessed with me and seduce me, I'm going to force you to do it! Get her, my servants!! Make sure she doesn't escape!
Miyu//Teresa Redlight
Here we go!
Haru//Lili Baishi
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Miyu//Teresa Redlight
GOT YOU!
Miyu//Teresa Redlight
*Uses vampire magic*
Efreet//Ada Wong
*Dodges* Zoinks! Creepy Witch!
Efreet//Ada Wong
*Dodges more* Phew! *Runs away*
Miyu//Teresa Redlight
Grrrr.... Lili, do you thing.
Haru//Lili Baishi
Okay, sister.
Efreet//Ada Wong
"Sister"?
Efreet//Ada Wong
This is crazy.
Haru//Lili Baishi
Hey, Ada...~
Haru//Lili Baishi
I think it's time to stop where you are going~.
Haru//Lili Baishi
Stay here, and we'll have something bigger.
Efreet//Ada Wong
What's that?
Haru//Lili Baishi
A mooncake of forgetfullness.
Haru//Lili Baishi
Here, take a bite.
Efreet//Ada Wong
N...N... NO!
Efreet//Ada Wong
Get away from me!!!
Haru//Lili Baishi
Oh, Fine..
Haru//Lili Baishi
We will have to do this in a harder way.
Haru//Lili Baishi
Do the job.
Luna//Cici Daowang
Got it.
Luna//Cici Daowang
Hey! If you don't stay with us, you will regret it!
Luna//Cici Daowang
My Sword, turn this traitor into materials for straightjackets!
Efreet//Ada Wong
Try me, swamp witch.
Efreet//Ada Wong
*Dodges in a beat for a song by Pogo*
Luna//Cici Daowang
What the heck?!
Luna//Cici Daowang
Darn, she's good.
Efreet//Ada Wong
So long, suckers!!!
Efreet//Ada Wong
*Closes door*
Kiao Shinji (the psychopath)
Where is she?!
Miyu//Teresa Redlight
Unfortunately, she left.
Kiao Shinji (the psychopath)
WHAT?!
Kiao Shinji (the psychopath)
I want her found!
Kiao Shinji (the psychopath)
I gotta make sure that she is found alive and without wonds, so I can be obsessed with her and seduce her...
???:"Finally. My time has come."
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