Conquering the Heart of The Villain! Chapter 1

-Somewhere in modern world-

Maria Hilton(FL Past Self)

*was reading a famous romantic novel* AHH *Frustrated*

Maria Hilton(FL Past Self)

*throws the book* WTF is this !!! *frustrated*

Maria Hilton(FL Past Self)

JUST WHAT THE FÚCK IS GOING ON WITH MY LIFE?? FRIST MY CHEATER BOYFRIEND, NOW THIS.💢💢

Maria Hilton(FL Past Self)

-She slammed the book shut, her eyes blazing with frustration. She couldn't believe the author had done this to her favorite character, the complex and brooding villain, Ryker-

Maria Hilton(FL Past Self)

How could she? ಠ⁠益⁠ಠ *muttered to herself*

Maria Hilton(FL Past Self)

Why always the villain have to die? When specially he's my favorite!🥲

Maria Hilton(FL Past Self)

Gosh, how could she choose the prince over him and also betrayed him? Fúcking bítch!! ಠ⁠益⁠ಠ

Maria Hilton(FL Past Self)

Is she's dumb or acting like one? How could she let him die? he loved her so much then why?

-In the novel, "THE MOONLIGHT SERENADE" the female lead, Sophia, had chosen the insipid male lead, Edward, over Ryker's passionate and all-consuming love. But now as she read the final chapters her heart sank. Ryker's sacrifice his ultimate redemption felt like a cruel betrayal-

Maria Hilton(FL Past Self)

Seriously? I know she's the female lead, she's meant to be the male lead's women in the end. *fully frustrated*

Maria Hilton(FL Past Self)

But why did the author have to kill him off? *angrily sigh*

Maria Hilton(FL Past Self)

*sigh* Why did authors always have to kill off the best characters?

Maria Hilton(FL Past Self)

You damn author how could you do that to my handsome villain?? He was my favourite character tho!! ಠ⁠益⁠ಠ

Maria Hilton(FL Past Self)

THIS FÙCKING AUTHOR!! *screaming angrily*

Maria Hilton(FL Past Self)

*places the book on the coffee table* HAAH! Well it's ok it's just a novel i can't do anything!

Maria Hilton(FL Past Self)

But that was a total emotional rollercoaster!! *stood up stretching her arms*

Maria Hilton(FL Past Self)

*stomach growls* Time for some self-care babe!

Maria Hilton(FL Past Self)

*Sigh* pizza, wine and a non-tragic ending-that's what I need (⁠⇀⁠‸⁠↼)*said to herself*

Maria Hilton(FL Past Self)

-she stepped out of her apartment still reeling from the infuriating novel ending she needed a distraction. A quiet dinner and a drink would help her shake off the frustration-

Maria Hilton(FL Past Self)

*walking to the nearby convenience store* I have to many work tomorrow, and I'm reading shíty novels here?

Maria Hilton(FL Past Self)

*lost in thoughts of the villain* (But author should have someone to ship with the villain, what happened was not ok)

-Lost in thought she didn't notice the truck barreling down the street. And then suddenly-

-The truck hits her hard and Time went slow-

Maria Hilton(FL Past Self)

*the impact was sudden violent evrything went dark*

Maria Hilton(FL Past Self)

*eyes widened as the truck's headlights illuminated her* AGH! *couldn't understand anything*

Maria Hilton(FL Past Self)

*Tried to move, but her legs felt heavy rooted to the spot* W-what is happening *mumble*

-she was in terrible pain and all the memories of what had happened to her till now were coming to her mind one by one. Her mind flashed with her whole life till now-

Maria Hilton(FL Past Self)

Am I going to die like this?? I didn't even enjoy my life properly! *regretting her life*

Maria Hilton(FL Past Self)

And now I'm going to die like this? *eyes are getting heavy*

Maria Hilton(FL Past Self)

Ahh! this is painful! *whispered to herself*

-Seeing all this some people from nearby coming hurriedly to help her-

Maria Hilton(FL Past Self)

*Slowly closing her eyes* I tried to have a good life but- *dead*

-IN HEAVEN-

Your author｡⁠•.♡

-Behold! The master of procrastination has taken it to the next level... by wasting time even in his sleep-