No Longer A Fairytale ( Short Stories)
chapter#4 (the three little pigs)
Once upon a time in a small village lived a young wolf
Wolfie
Another horrible day I got fired from my fourth job this week😫
The Young Wolf was very cold and very hungry
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Hey you, you need a job😏
Wolfie
Are you talking to me?🤨
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Yeah, who else would I be talking to?
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It doesn’t matter come here
Wolfie
(I don’t know about this, but if he says he has a job for me)🤔
Wolfie
What is that you need?
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I need you to be a debt collector for me
Wolfie
A debt collector, what is that?
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Someone that goes out and collects money that was lended to other people, but they didn’t pay back!😠
Wolfie
That sounds simple enough, but how much do I get paid?😏
Wolfie
So that means I get 20% of what they owe?
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Yes, that’s exactly what that means, now Do you want the job or not?🤨
Wolfie
I mean, where do I start?😁
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OK, you start at these three houses
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* Shows Wolfie three pictures*
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These bozos are behind on their rent!😠
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Neither one of them has been picking up my calls and it’s getting on my nerves. I’m just about to evict them!😠
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But I can’t with the housing market going down in the dirt. I can’t afford to evict them. I just need my money now!😡
Wolfie
So you need me to go and collect the past due rent?🤔
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Yes, I’m very sick of them!😠
Wolfie
OK, I shall do such. I mean I am a wolf, who isn’t scared of a big bad wolf.😉
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OK, here are their addresses *** *** ***
Wolfie
OK, I’m on it, sir!😁
So the little wolf went out to get his boss his money
Wolfie
OK, let’s see the first house we have is-
Wolfie
This is a weird looking house….but I guess any house is better than no house😅
Wolfie
* Goes to the front door and knocks*
Wolfie
Mr. straw are you here?!
Wolfie
Hello, I am here to collect the past due rent for this month. You haven’t paid it yet so-
Wolfie
Mr. straw, I would not like to resort to violence, so please come out and pay your past due rent!
Wolfie
Well, you leave me no choice!😡
Wolfie
If you don’t come out of this house, I will huff and puff and blow your door down!
Wolfie
(OK the door is open now)
Wolfie
Now, Mr. straw, can you please come out?
Wolfie
(so I was just talking to no one)😳
Wolfie
(well I guess I can just go to the other houses if Mr. Straw isn’t here)🤔
So the Young Wolf went to the next house on the list
Wolfie
(This house looks slightly more sturdy than the last one)
Wolfie
* Walks up to the door and knocks*
Wolfie
Hello Mr. stick are you here?!
Wolfie
I’m here to remind you that your rent is past due and I am here to collect the past due payment!
Wolfie
Mr. stick please open the door. I do not want to resort to violence!
Wolfie
(Another one, OK here we go)🙄
Wolfie
Mr. Stick if you do not open up the door, I will have to huff and puff and blow it down!😠
Wolfie
(what it didn’t work, maybe I need more wind. It is a lot more sturdier than the other house after all)
Wolfie
(OK that was a little more than I expected, but at least the door is down)😫
Wolfie
* Looks inside of the house*
Wolfie
Another one you have to be kidding me!😣
Wolfie
I wasted all of that breath for nothing!😭
Wolfie
Forget it I have one more client today!
Wolfie
And I promise if I can’t get paid today, I’m going to find all of them and eat them all up!😡
So the young wolf went to the last house for the day
Wolfie
(Wow, this is by far the best of the three houses)😲
Wolfie
* Knocks on the door*
Wolfie
Hello Mr. brick I’m here for the past due rent!
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So you’re a debt collector
Wolfie
(Thank goodness, he answered)😮💨
Wolfie
Yes, sir, I am the debt collector
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Well, sorry little deck collector, I think you have the wrong house
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And I’m assuming you’re the one that broke down my brother’s doors?
Wolfie
Wait, so Mr. straw and Mr. stick are your brothers?!
Wolfie
And I am to assume you called them over here so they won’t have to pay off their debt too!😡
Wolfie
You may look like an idiot, talking to houses that had no one in them!
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It sounds like you made yourself look like an idiot
Wolfie
I’m warning you, sir don’t make me angry!😡
Wolfie
Or I’ll I’ll half and puff and blow your door down!😡
???
Go ahead and try little wolf!
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So is that what you were going to do? how pathetic
Wolfie
No, I can do much more than this!
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Wow, I didn’t feel a thing. Did you blow yet?!
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Wow, we almost felt that one….Oh wait no we didn’t!
The little wolf tried many times, but could not blow the door down
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Have you given up already little wolf?
Brick
I think it’s our turn to mess with you now😈
Stick
You’re quite the troublemaker, aren’t you?😏
Brick
You have been doing this for a little while now😏
Brick
I’m feeling a little hungry😈
Stick
I think we all wanna a bite of the little wolf😈
Stick
Oh no, you don’t * Grabs him*
Straw
Now that we have our “meal”, let’s go inside😋
Wolfie
No, let me go, please someone help me, help me!!😰
So the three pigs went inside and enjoyed their meal
(Sorry, I’m not getting in trouble for this)🫣
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Hey boss, I sent a debt collector after those renters For their past due bills
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* Gives his boss pictures of the houses*
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These aren’t houses that that owe money
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No, in fact, we don’t even own these houses🤨
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Nothing nothing at all I just assumed that they were houses that we owned😅
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OK, now call back that debt collector and tell him to leave those houses alone
Stick
It someone is calling him😏
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📱 hey Mr. Wolfie, I just called to say that those houses that I sent you to collect rent from, they weren’t exactly the houses that I thought they were turns out we didn’t even own them, so I will need you to come back to the studio and I will assign you newwork.
Straw
📱hello sir, I am answering the phone on behalf of Wolfie. He can’t answer the phone right now, but I will make sure he receives your message and calls you back once he is done.
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📱 oh sure, but make sure he gets this message
Straw
📱 *hangs up the call*
Brick
Yo stick it’s your turn😉
Straw
*Leaves the phone on the table*
This is the end of the three little pigs chapter
Author
I hope you all have a wonderful rest of your lives🥰
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