A Useless Rebirth (Taekook)
Package
After class ,five boys gathered at the canteen.
Min Yoongi /Tae’s friend
So what are we gonna do about the bet?
Min Yoongi /Tae’s friend
*puts down Tae’s phone with a funny look and utters the question in everyone’s heart*
Min Yoongi /Tae’s friend
That BUNNY KOO ,a “he” or “she” ?
Jimin allocated the chopsticks and said in an uncertain tone
Park Jimin/Tae’s friend
A ‘he’ I suppose,people blurt out the truth when they say it inadvertently
Jung Hoseok /Hobi /Tae’s friend
*kicks Jimin and Yoongi under the table*
Jung Hoseok /Hobi /Tae’s friend
I think that’s a ‘she’ some girls like referring themselves as ‘Elder brother’ ,’Daddy’,’Uncle’ etc just for fun so this is not enough to prove that’s a ‘he’ what’s more that person made a move on Tae
Jung Hoseok /Hobi /Tae’s friend
Tae didn’t hide his info on campus BBS or his chat profile,so you think a ‘he’ will make a Mike on Tae who is obviously a dude.
Kim Soekjin/Tae’s friend
Hobi sure has a point
Park Jimin/Tae’s friend
*nods*
Min Yoongi /Tae’s friend
*got the signal and also nods* Definitely a ‘she’. Gotta bet what you bet. Hobi from now on you need to stay away from your laptop and video games
Park Jimin/Tae’s friend
Yes we are all your supervisors
Jung Hoseok /Hobi /Tae’s friend
*wails on purpose and begs Tae to take care of his laptop *
Kim Taehyung
Please rest assured I’ll care for it
Tae accepted his loot and smiled at Hobi
Kim Taehyung
Poor boy I’ll fetch water for you before summer holiday,don’t be sad daddy loves you ,daddy will see to it you pass all the exams
Jung Hoseok /Hobi /Tae’s friend
*eyes sparkles and kneels in front of Tae*
Jung Hoseok /Hobi /Tae’s friend
Save my ass please. Help me on my professional courses
The rest snorted at him and called him spineless. Soon the jollification took over
Later that night, Jk woke up from hangover. He cleared his throat,went to the kitchen for warm water,stoked his stomach which ached from hunger and made an instant noodle from the fridge
He went to wash his face while eating and looked for his phone to chat about their transaction
Been silent for a day,hoping Tae was cool with that. Thinking this he opened the chat box after he saw the chat history the smile on his face immediately froze
Author ✍️
This is the expression he’s making now ignore the rest
BUNNY KOO: I’m a cute girl with a big cock 📱
BUNNY KOO : Cute and handsome,that’s what I am📱
The last three lines zoomed in greatly in his mind,he grabbed the phone tight,all his thoughts were frozen as if he was plunging into an abyss
Jeon Jungkook
A cute girl with a big cock…what was I thinking? Why on earth would I reply like that?
Jeon Jungkook
Was I possessed?by a ghost? No no no no way it was me who said such a thing like that, no way
Jeon Jungkook
A guy with such good taste like me would never say such a thing
Jeon Jungkook
And what was the matter with “pup” arazzi’s suspension points? Was he speechless?embarrassed? Or did he find the reply low taste and off color?
Jeon Jungkook
But it’s not like that!
Jk screamed in his heart while he kept his cool in the outside and sat on the sofa ,resumed his expressionless face ,stirred his noodles like a robot and shoved a big fork in his mouth
Author ✍️
Imagine it’s a fork instead
It was so hot that he threw away the fork
“Pup” arazzi’s fake smile seemed to appear in his mind
Author ✍️
It’s a genuine smile but please imagine it’s fake 😌
Jeon Jungkook
*sinks into the sofa with eyes closed and covers his face with a cushion in a self-avoidance way *
The next afternoon,Mingyu signed a delivery himself and sent the package to Jk
Mingyu /Jk’s friend
Why the long face? Shouldn’t you be celebrating on getting the role?
Sitting across Jk, Mingyu stared at his hands busy opening the package with prying eyes.
Mingyu /Jk’s friend
Who sent you this? It says it’s from Q university. Was it that little anchorwoman who chased you hard? Hadn’t you til me you had nothing to do with her?
Jeon Jungkook
*remembers the anchorwoman an frowns*
Jeon Jungkook
This is from a fan, a boy
The package was open wide a box with a ribbon bow on it showed up
Mingyu /Jk’s friend
*baffled* “This is from a fan,a boy,are you sure? Can this box be more girlie? A boy? Can a boy fan be so well-informed that he knew this address? “
Mingyu /Jk’s friend
“Can you please put more thoughts when it comes to lying? “
Little did Jk anticipate Tae would use such a girlie box
Jeon Jungkook
*puts the box in his bag *
Jeon Jungkook
Yup a boy fan who looks up to me,who admires me
Mingyu squinted clearly not buying what he said. He wouldn’t hide the box if that was really from a fan from a close friend.
Mingyu /Jk’s friend
“Hmm what has he got up his sleeve?”
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