Mr.Husband Divorce Me Impressed

Impressed

Jun aster (Alastor's bff )

Hahahaha....

Alastor russo

*glare*

Jun aster (Alastor's bff )

*cough*

Joshua Russo

*One who got punched after laughing *

Jun aster (Alastor's bff )

So master..ahem...you got in a fight with mistress?

Alastor russo

yeah

Jun aster (Alastor's bff )

And he slapped you

Alastor russo

Yeah

Jun aster (Alastor's bff )

nice

Alastor russo

Hm?

Jun aster (Alastor's bff )

I mean ...cough

Jun aster (Alastor's bff )

Joshua did you witness this?*changes the topic*

Joshua Russo

I did. It was not(really really) fun

Jun aster (Alastor's bff )

i missed it damn

Joshua Russo

I'll record it next time

Alastor russo

Excuse me both of you💢?

Jun aster (Alastor's bff )

I mean,i could give a better judgement if i saw

Alastor russo

Shut up jun and tell me what to do now

Jun aster (Alastor's bff )

Get your wife some flowers

Jun aster (Alastor's bff )

He was being so nice you little motherf-

Alastor russo

*glare*

Jun aster (Alastor's bff )

....Mother father's precious son

Jun aster (Alastor's bff )

Anyways... remember two things

Jun aster (Alastor's bff )

Your husband is not the one who scammed you

Jun aster (Alastor's bff )

He is paying for his father's sins

Alastor russo

Hmm

Jun aster (Alastor's bff )

And second thing...he is obedient and calm and cute....so don't fck up

Jun aster (Alastor's bff )

it's not everyday that you get hoes understand? Mr.alastor?

Alastor russo

Mhm(⁠+⁠_⁠+⁠)

Alastor russo

So I need to give him flowers?

Jun aster (Alastor's bff )

And apologise properly

Alastor russo

How...he was so mad...

Jun aster (Alastor's bff )

Are you scared?

Alastor russo

I mean...even my father is scared of my mother

Jun aster (Alastor's bff )

I am talking about you

Alastor russo

look....even the god doesn't go against his wife

Jun aster (Alastor's bff )

But you did

Alastor russo

can I say that i identified as a woman for that time...i was moody ....

Jun aster (Alastor's bff )

Oh did you get a pussy for that particular amount of time?

Alastor russo

💢💢💢

Jun aster (Alastor's bff )

Good then keep your testosterone inside your p€nis and apologise like a man

Alastor russo

Fine...Elijah Buy flowers

Elijah kelly(PA of Russo brothers)

Yes sir

Jun aster (Alastor's bff )

Go and get them yourself

Alastor russo

What me!?

Jun aster (Alastor's bff )

who else? You want your wife to be impressed by Elijah?

Jun aster (Alastor's bff )

What if he runs away with Elijah one day?

Alastor russo

No ...ugh ...fine

Elijah kelly(PA of Russo brothers)

(⁠ ⁠⚈̥̥̥̥̥́⁠⌢⁠⚈̥̥̥̥̥̀⁠)(why are you guys dragging me in this)

Jun aster (Alastor's bff )

Also get some sweets for him

Alastor russo

Hmm

Alastor russo

Who is tagging along with me?

Joshua Russo

*disappeared*

Jun aster (Alastor's bff )

I had to walk my little sparrow*leaves*

Elijah kelly(PA of Russo brothers)

*standing there*

Alastor russo

Elijah

Elijah kelly(PA of Russo brothers)

*smiles* on duty sir

Alastor russo

*sigh* only you are reliable

Later

Alastor russo

Are you serious!?*scolding the flower vendor*

????

vendor:- sir I won't give a discount 💢you are really rude. These are special valentine flowers. You can go to another shop if you don't like the rates💢

Alastor russo

💢💢is this how you talk to your customer?

Alastor russo

💢💢who sells a rose bouquet for $1000?

Elijah kelly(PA of Russo brothers)

T-T (the vendors always do this when they see people getting out of expensive cars....and sir will never back off)

Alastor russo

I won't give you a penny more than $500

????

Vendor:- $700 is the last price....i won't bargain more . You may leave

Alastor russo

💢💢 seriously....only if it wasn't for my wife

Alastor russo

Fine $700

Elijah kelly(PA of Russo brothers)

T-T(he was looted....he is dumb...so dumb....)

Later at home

Alastor russo

*enters the room*

Ian flynn

*writing something in a diary*

Ian flynn

*looks up*

Ian flynn

Hump*looks down and continues writing*

Alastor russo

Ahem*sits* wifey...

Ian flynn

What?

Alastor russo

Sorry...for earlier

Ian flynn

*looks up*

Alastor russo

*holding a bouquet*

Ian flynn

*somewhat impressed*

Ian flynn

*takes* hmm

Alastor russo

???(he forgave me? that was easy)

Alastor russo

Haha so we are good now?

Ian flynn

I won't cook today

Alastor russo

No worries... I'll ask Elijah

Ian flynn

Hmm

Alastor russo

The $700 were worth it

Ian flynn

Huh?

Alastor russo

The bouquet *takes out a chocolate and feeds ian*

Ian flynn

.....*looks at the bouquet*

Ian flynn

700?

Alastor russo

Yeah

Ian flynn

💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢

Ian flynn

You dumb bastard!

Alastor russo

!??????*shrinks*

Ian flynn

Where did you get these from!?

Alastor russo

T...the...ven....dor...

Ian flynn

Take me there now💢💢

Alastor russo

*nod nod*

Elijah kelly(PA of Russo brothers)

T-T(oh our savior mistress)

Ian flynn

*bickering with vendor*

????

so what? It was worth $700

Ian flynn

*grabs his collar and glares* 5 fcking flowers

Ian flynn

I won't even pay a dollar for this

Ian flynn

Give the money back bastard💢💢

????

*trembling* y-yes sir

Alastor russo

*got 700$ back*

Alastor russo

*impressed*

Elijah kelly(PA of Russo brothers)

*driving the car*

Ian flynn

Haa *sigh* next time,you are not allowed to go buy anything

Ian flynn

I'll kill you

Alastor russo

Yes sir...

Elijah kelly(PA of Russo brothers)

(T-T i love our mistress....he is the best!!!)

To be continued

Jun aster The intelligence of their family. Basically their right hand . Alastor's bff . Very close to alastor's family. Works under alastor . Loves Kayden secretly(only alastor knows this) Age:-25

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