Problem Solving (Problematic System)
Death: Pick the stupidest way to die.
In a city, just somewhere over there, you can locate an apartment where Ethan, our dear main character, lives.
Ethan Imnotgonnatellyouhislastname, is very fond of watching anime and reading shojo mangas.
Other than that, he lives quite comfortable with his life.
Well, that was until he died.
By choking on a piece of meat bun, while writing a hate comment about one of the novel he is reading.
It is a very embarrassing moment of our dear friend, so just pray for his soul.
Hmm, maybe, it is better if we just dive in onto our story!
Ethan
What the fuck is this kind of story?????????!!!!!
Ethan
I've read a bunch of stories and yet? WHAT IS THIS???? *Gritting his teeth in annoyance*
You may ask, why is he reading it then if he doesn't like it?
Well he said, and I quote, "I READ IT FOR THE PLOT!!!!! AND CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT!!!! BUT IT'S BEEN 1568 CHAPTERS AND MY MONEY IS ALMOST GONE BUT ITS DIDN'T HAVE ANY CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT NOR PLOT!!!!! "
Ethan
*Proceed to eat a meat bun while agitated*
Ethan
(I hope this story drops you dumb fuck author!!!!!!!)
Ethan
*Talked with food in his mouth* Dumb fuck author! Dumb stupid idiot!!!!
Ethan
You- *Getting choked up by the food in his mouth*
Ethan
*Hold his own neck* Fuxkkkkk
Ethan
(Fuck this!!!! I'm just going to die like this?! What a stupid way to die!!!!)
And then, he blacked out.
Ethan
*Woke up and saw nothing but darkness*
Ethan
Where-where am I? What is this?
Ethan
Ahhh *shocked* what-what?!
Anonymous
Bastard! Who wouldn't be shocked if you just come out like that!
System
E-eh? I'm sorry!!!!! *Panicking*
Anonymous
HMP. Wait until he's awake again. *Disappear*
System
*Realized something*
System
Wait? Isn't host supposed to be dead? Then how?
System
How did he faint again?????
Well, who would have thought that our system would be that panicky huh?
Well, continue to find out more!!
See you in next chapter or whatever I guess
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