Chapter 3: Little Goddess

*Shhhhh*Shhhhh*

The pleasant and refreshing sound of the water falling down , smashing a huge stone , it looks like it's been holding on for over millions of years , still standing there never planning on losing on the heavy weight of life , intead the huge water falls makes it even sturdier than ever.In the middle of the plunge pool , there is a man standing ***** , showing it's perfect curve body.It looks like he's almost done bathing and preparing to leave.

"Phew , I'm done , gotta get out of here and sleep... what a long day it is , I'm still too far away from the village.Hmm... but still , it's almost a perfect day if not for the tragedies that happend to me.What a nice world this is. I remember when I was travelling around the earth , descovering new things and all , staying in the wild but it can't compare even a day here."

He said smiling , the look of a satisfied man ready to die.

He's about to get out of the water when...

*Rustle*Rustle*

The bush near him suddenly move.

"Who's there?!"

He shouted confused and surprise.

*Silence*

"System , check what's behind that bush"

He thought.

After some time.

*Ding* [The system detected a female cultivator behind the bush ]

"Ohh... how did 'it' get here? It's still so far away from the village...Hmm..."

Clevenge thought.The corner of his lips curve up as his eyes flashes with an excitement as if thought of something wonderful.

He pauses for a moment before decided to stay in the water for a while.

"I think I've mistaken , ahh... what a refreshing water , I... "He said loudly as if purposely doing so to let those nearby 'plants' hear him.

He suddenly look high up in the sky with an angle of exactly 45° as if he remembered something.A look of a dignified legendary master , his eyes glimmed with a sad look , when you look at it from a far he looks like he had suffered many sorrowful event in life that just by looking at him you can feel how lonely he is that you felt like wanting to shed tears alongside with him.

He suddenly begun speaking loudly:

"On the day I was born

The sun burns hotter

A whole bunch of flowers gathered and

All other males disappeared

In exchange of a flock of birds

They say only I mattered

The heavens stopped the time

Offering,saying angels are all mine

Sigh..."

He stopped for awhile then muttered in a soft voiced but still audible far from him:"...so handsomeness is a crime."

*Rustle*Rustle*

He glanced from the coner of his eyes to the bush.Then suddenly started moving both of his hands rising from both side to the center of his chest forming a perfect image of a monk then rising again his right hand with open palm and with the left closed hand pointing at front while bending his left knee.

He started doing strange things like practicing a legendary martial arts technique moving his body in a strange yet passionate way.If there is someone looking at him right now that person will surely felt her/his heart aching because this 'legendary master' was like telling a heart warming story of his life with full of darkness behind it.

But when you look at it closely , you can see his face slightly red with a little sweat , a look of an actor still not used in acting.

"Damn,it's so embarassing I thought this was a piece of cake like those shameless MC... Aye,aye no choice for the sake of points for the sake of becoming strong,I just hope this will work."He thought while gritting his teeth still continuing his act.

While doing so there was already two sounds of the system ringing on his head.

*Ding* [The host recieve 5 points of acting tough]

*Ding* [The host receive the title of 'Newbie Act Tough Retard' with a small gift pack for acting tough in a baseless and shameless manner.]

"Wah...What can I do,I need to make points right?! Sigh,I don't have time to argue with you.System open the pack."Clevenge was startled for a moment with embarassment before accepting it helplessly.

A moment later the system parcel finally show up in front of his eyes while showing a box crumbling apart.The system parcel is just like a holo graphic light but looks more solid glass and soothing for the eyes.

"Ohh... so this is what it looks like,it's more awesome than just looking at it in those movies"

He thought.

*Ding* [Congratulations to the host for recieving a 'magical water gun',it can help the host to chase a way stray dogs and so,It is 5 times stronger than an ordinary water gun and can do no harm.]

"Puhh... "

The system just finished explaining when he almost throw up a mouthful of blood.At first he thought it was good cause' of it's name has magical in it,he never thought it was just like an ordinary water gun withe 5 times fire power.

"System! Are you kidding me?How can this one help me in any way?Can you atleast give me some useful tools to become strong?!How shameless of you to add magical on it."

Clevenge thought angrily.

*Ding* [The system never told the host to help the host become strong,the system is only here to assist the host,the host needs to rely to himself.]The system replied with no emotion.

"Ahh... I can't take it any more... huhu,I wanna cry,this system is killing me."Clevenge said raising his head mournfully.

He pick the 'magical water gun' and fire it above aimlessly.It burst and formed a parabola hitting the cultivator behind the bush.He did it again and again forgetting the cultivator and his act until...

*Swoosh*

A light flashes and stop near where he is.A girl standing there appeared pointing at him with a flash of red all over her face while covering a part of her eyes with her right hand.She's soak with water all over showing her delicate petite body.

Even though it's night,her attractive figure did not hinder her beauty intead she became more attractive with the help of moon light illuminating her adorable snow white face with a velvety eyelashes and a cute dainty nose,like a little goddess personaly came to punish the mortals.Her delicate snowy skin shows that not even a dust is allowed to touch it.She looks like 15-16 years old.

"Y...You!"She said angrily while looking like a timid hamster.

Clevenge got startled by the sudden appearance of the 'goddess'.He muttered... "G...goddess"while widening his eyes in awe and adoration.He stood there in a daze until...

"You shameless pervert!,How dare you pretend you didn't know I was behind that bush and attack me sneakily."The girl said angrily still half covering her eyes with a slight nervousness

"Sh... Shameless pervert..."He muttered in a low voice.The next moment he suddenly remembered that he is ***** and immediately cover his body jumping to the side and wore his tattered but clean and dry white clothes.

He was just letting his back face the bush proudly showing only his butt while doing his shameless act a moment ago then got destracted and almost forgot about the cultivator until now.

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