Penis charmer - 2
Hoseok
Well, maybe he got tired of touching penises.
He adds, receiving a harsh slap from Jimin. But they both burst in laughter, Yoongi and Taehyung following shortly after.
When they calm down (and Hoseok gets another punch to his arm), Yoongi looks over Taehyung's shoulder to see the text.
Yoongi
Does it say who replaced him?
The younger one swipes up but nothing.
Taehyung
I'll just message them, if I have to sign under someone else.
Yoongi hums, watching as the latter types out the text and hits send.
Taehyung
What if he is an old, sleazy man with bad skin and smells horrible?
Taehyung scrunches up his nose, the cereal long forgotten.
Taehyung
I don't want some pervert to touch my penís and asshoIe, that's a sacret place, you feel me?
Jimin rolls his eyes for the hundreth time today, pushing the bowl closer to his roommate.
Jimin
Tae, I am sure it is going to be fine.
Jimin
He had to study medicine to get the place and he is supposed to touch your 'sacret place'.
He makes quotations with his fingers.
Jimin
If you want to know, if Yoongi can fvck you some more without feeling guilty about it.
Taehyung screeches, face pale.
Jimin
Oh please, what do you do then? Make love?
Jimin deadpans, a bit of milk dropping on his face. The younger male has taken liking into catapulting his food towards Jimin when he is being stupid.
Taehyung
No, we are just good friends.
He says, clicking on Google to find out who the new doctor is.
He goes by the name Jeon Jeongguk and from what his old nurse said, he is new in the city (but professional!). Seungri had to promise him that he is going to be in good hands and also drop at least the name, and number to his ambulance.
Jimin
Good friends helping each other out.
Taehyung shouts, fumming.
So what if they slept together a couple of times? It doesn't mean they are not just good friends. You gotta help a bro out from time to time, right?
Shit-eating grin spreads through the latter's face.
Jimin
Why are you getting so worked up, if you are only friends?
Taehyung
You should use it and fvck off.
The younger huffs, stuffing his face with the remaining cereals.
Jimin whistles, picking up his keys and does right that - not before throwing another comment about how Yoongi should fvck him soon because he is sexuaIly frustrated. Which results in Taehyung's middle finger up and his roommate's laughter.
Their bickering doesn't die down even when they are both showered and chilling on the couch. The TV is on, some drama playing in the background, while the older one repeatedly pokes his friend's side. He's been having so much fun teasing the latter with Yoongi related topics and he is nowhere near to be done.
Taehyung sighs everytime Jimin's mouth open, answering the questions half-heartedly, a pillow always ready to be thrown his best friend's way.
Finally, the older one seems to give up. At least that's what Taehyung thinks until-
Jimin
So, what did you find out about your new penis charmer?
Taehyung
Jimin, I swear to whoever is up there, I am going to bitch-slap you into coma.
The younger huffs but it is not long after he is doubling over in laughter.
Taehyung
Penis charmer, oh my god.
He cries, showing hysterical Jimin off of him.
Taehyung
Do you think he is going to charm my penis with his flute?
Jimin
Can your díck even dance?
Jimin
If so, I'll pay to see.
Jimin does a wiggle with his hips, sending Taehyung back to his face down position, tears streaming down his cheeks.
It's Thursday when he sits down in the waiting room, palms sweaty and Jimin hot on his heels.
They've been discussing the 'new doctor' thingy over lunch again and they decided that it is for the best, if the flatmates go together. The older one as a moral support - which is totally unhelpful because all he does is munch on the disgusting cakes that the hospital's bakery sells downstairs.
"It is for a good thing! I am helping sick people with my money!"
"Yeah, and you are adding one patient to the mass upstairs."
It is going to be fine, right? He just has to strip, tell the new doctor all of his personal and private information, and hold on til the old man's finger is out of his ass and far away from his genitalia. Then he is good to go.
The crumbs fall from Jimin's full mouth like snow, landing on his black baggy jeans.
Jimin
You've been there before.
Jimin
It's what us, loyal, clean gays have to do.
Taehyung tuts, brushing off the new decoration of his pants off.
Taehyung
I am not nervous.
Jimin
I mean, you've taken several dícks up your àss in your lifetime- one greasy finger is nothing.
He grins, before groaning in pain as the younger one kicks his shin.
Sooner than he can tell him off again, the door to the ambulance bursts open and the nurse comes out - a gorgeous nurse. Both boys shut up, watching in awe as he scans through the paper full of names. The roommates subtly kick each other as the nurse stands there, calling and crossing out another name.
The man says, looking around the waiting room.
The called boy rises his hand slowly, swallowing down the pain that shoots up from his ankle where Jimin had kicked him particulary strong. Thanks for that, though, he wouldn't notice the angel is waiting for him.
The latter smiles, motioning to the opened door.
Taehyung hears Jimin muttering something about God being real before he disappears from his eye-sigh and the nurse asks, if there is anyone else waiting for their turn. Unfortunately, there is no one here besides Jimin who stutters that he is just a moral support for his friend who went inside.
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