Chapter 5: First ever Legal job
Chapter 5: First ever Legal job!!!
Arthur
He- hey you alright?
Eric
*Eric snapped out of his memories when Arthur's hand gently patted him* Ah- I-- *wipes tears away* Haha Something got into my eyes
Eric
*Eric began mumbling things that made no sense to hide away his embarrassment* y'know the dust and stuff like oh god the pollution is getting out of hand, the glaciers are melting too and the actors these days are---
Arthur could read his eyes clearly, and knew that Eric was upset, he decided to try and lighten up the mood
Arthur
You could just eat the pudding yourself, no need to cry like a baby for it geez
Eric
y- you I wasn't crying, and most definitely not for the pudding---
Arthur
I could make this behaviour a trending topic, "Flash News: The great assassin cries after having his pudding eaten - is this every assassin's weakness?"
Eric
Sure Sure, let me counter you with one. "The head of Nova group is a pervert obsessed with pinning down his enemies"
Arthur
Hey-- watch whom you are calling what!!!! Σ(ಠ_ಠ)
And before they knew it, both of them were laughing like they knew each other for a long time
Eric
Hahah hah- *breaths heavily to catch his breath* Anyways, coming back to the main thing, since you have passed the requirement of spending time with me, I'll tell you the main reason for my visit
Arthur
*listening to the serious tone, Arthur composed himself and paid attention wanting to know every detail of the assassin*
Eric
I have decided, after much thought I must admit, that I will be your personal bodyguard!!!
Arthur
What the hell----- you crazy or what!????
Eric
Oh please, I know you are super excited to see someone as handsome as me every day, you don't have to thank me don't worry ( ꈍᴗꈍ)
Arthur
You- you-- *sputters in disbelief* you've got to be crazy!!! What made you think I would let a man who wants to kill me be my own personal bodyguard?
Eric
Ah well, I told you already, I've taken a liking to your charm, so I've given up on the killing plan
Arthur
Sure, as if I'd believe that.
Eric
Look, it's a win-win for both of us. You get to keep a closer eye on me, and I get to spend time with you!! *which will help in making you fall in love with me dumba$$ so I can return home fast* Whatever could go wrong?
Arthur
What do you mean what could go wrong? You could kill me anytime, no way I'm gonna leave myself so vulnerable
Eric
*shakes head* I told you already I don't want to kill you.
Arthur was pretty much against this idea, but two major thoughts came into his mind, first was he could have killed him anytime since morning but he didn't. Second, he cried. Eric, the great assassin, was indeed capable of emotions
Arthur
*huffs* fine, but another bodyguard stays to make sure you aren't up to something funny, got it?
Eric
Yipppeeee!!! I got my first ever legal job!!! Moneyyyyyy
Arthur was really dumbfounded, he didn't understand how a person could go from crying to scheming to laughing all in one day
Arthur
*god what even is this guy*
Eric
Alright then, since that's done, I'll take me leave! *with that he went forward and landed a gentle kiss on Arthur's cheek, winked at him and jumped right out of the same 10th floor window*
Arthur
*flustered* wh- what was that for you---- HEY!!! DON'T JUMP AGAIN FROM 10TH FLOOR YOU----
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