Undercover agent
Heaven Wilson(FL)
(Walking and typing message to boss)
Emma
I am sorry your boyfriend cheated on you
Heaven Wilson(FL)
Actually, I did something.... stupid
Heaven Wilson(FL)
I downloaded Toonder
Emma
That’s amazing! You should date
and have fun, not pine over that vermin. You know
what I did last night?
Heaven Wilson(FL)
(Shakes head no)
Emma
Him.
He took me ice skating, then to a little food truck
where I ate the best tacos of my life, then he
ravaged me
Heaven Wilson(FL)
That's.....
Heaven Wilson(FL)
wonderful, Em.And as much as I’d
love someone like-
Heaven Wilson(FL)
Juan, to ravage me, that’s not why I
downloaded the app.
Heaven Wilson(FL)
To catch him in the act
Heaven Wilson(FL)
(Nods yes)
Emma
Oh, I Love this new old Heaven!
Heaven Wilson(FL)
A good friend would tell me this a worst idea😂
Emma
Yeah, but I am your best friend
Emma
Now tell me what's the plan
Heaven Wilson(FL)
I'll create a profile and match with him. Simple.
Emma
Or you could skip
on the virtual vengeance completely and just put
foot cream in his yogurt. Even better, we could
cut every single one of his suits in tiny stripes.
Emma
Or we couldplant a couple of
bags of cocaine in his suit, then—
Heaven Wilson(FL)
Oh my God, Em. No. And remind me never
to piss you off
Heaven Wilson(FL)
I’ll set up a
meeting, and I’ll show up instead of his hot date.
Then I’ll break up with him.
Emma
What about the apartment?
Heaven Wilson(FL)
I’ll wait for the
lease to expire to set up our date. But at least I
won’t be his helpless victim in the mean time. I’ll
make him my victim. (Shrugs)
Emma
Again, I totally get it.
Emma
I guess,I am just surprised.
Emma
Anyways, now lets set up your toonder profile
Heaven Wilson(FL)
It should be something poetic.
Emma
Yes. This is a pivotal moment for your life
story. You’re getting rid of the man who hands you
an envelope with cash on every birthday.
Emma
Got it. We’ll make her your exact opposite.
Name included
Heaven Wilson(FL)
So my catfish name is Hell?
Emma
No Heaven, it's going to be Nevaeh
Heaven Wilson(FL)
What does nevaeh mean?
Emma
You idiot (She types on her phone)
Emma
(She shows "Nevaeh" )
Emma
It's heaven spelled backwards
Emma
Now we just need a picture. Random super model?
Heaven Wilson(FL)
*My heart sinks. Whose picture am I supposed
to use? Isn’t that a crime?Identity theft, maybe?*
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