it all started because of a crowbar
El vaquero street
6: 30 am
Day 0
jerome
the advantage of being punctual at school I still have time to study the codes
nathan
Hey dude how are you doing?
nathan
Wait don't tell me you're already on your way to school I just woke up myself
jerome
of course I have to study, and you know why
nathan
Oh anyway have you seen the news about this virus that accidentally became airborne
nathan
No not that I mean this new virus you didn't watch the news last night
jerome
I don't have time for such menial tasks
nathan
Dude you should watch the news to be aware anyway about this virus it only affects females
nathan
Well the virus makes them violently aggressive
jerome
Aren't all girls like that once a month?
nathan
Well you better prepare yourself because of this virus it might become everyday occurrence
nathan
I also watch the news about this old woman trying to kill her grandson this virus made everyone violent it's terrifying
jerome
is it really that bad? Should I board up the house? Check on my sister if she has the urge to kill me?
nathan
No need for that man last night the experts manage to create the cure they spray it in the air hoping to kill the virus and save the girls affected by it
nathan
I have faith though that it will save us all
nathan
by the way are you still going with me on the double date after class?
jerome
You told me about a virus that makes women violent then you still ask me to go on a double date with you?
nathan
That's fair anyway you should go with me these two girls are awesome
jerome
fine but if these girls tells me that I'm 4 out of 10 I'm getting the hell out
nathan
Don't worry they're good people
nathan
These two are not like that spoiled girls that we date last year
nathan
Yippee see you later
jerome
maybe I should check on my sister just to be sure she's not affected by this virus
He tries to call his sister
jerome
Oh, hey Lexie I'm just going to ask you if you're--
lexie
I'm not affected by the virus if I did I already murder you in your sleep
lexie
I watch news every night duh...
jerome
Makes sense but are you sure you're alright?
lexie
I'm really okay don't worry, but I had to admit this virus is quite terrifying, so I just stay home for today just to be safe
jerome
you just want an excuse to be absent on your school, aren't you?
jerome
Ok do what you want and if you try to kill me once I come home I headbutt you directly on your nose
lexie
you're horrible I just had surgery for it last week
jerome
Time to go to school I guess
El vaquero high school
A school where everyone learns nothing
10:16 am
classmate
wow! he's really studying hard, but I wonder how his grades is just on par on ours
nathan
Do you really think he's smart just because he wears glasses?
nathan
Look closely at what he's reading
The classmate try to look closely
classmate
It's just numbers
nathan
Look again you will recognize some of those numbers
The classmate looks again
classmate
Wait I recognize that number isn't that the code for that lewd doujin site?!
nathan
Hahaha yeah and he's studying hard to memorize those codes for tonight use
classmate
so he's just a pervert wearing glasses
jerome
Don't be judgmental admit it or not you're typing these codes every night just like me
He can't answer because it's true
jerome
Now shut up and don't disturb me
He proceeds to study the codes
nathan
Where the hell are they?
nathan
We've been waiting for more than an hour
jerome
Wait is there something bad happening outside?
He points at the café window
Nathan saw an office girl choking the life out of the security guard
nathan
What kind of kink is that?
He said that when he notices that she's choking him with a barbed wire
jerome
Nathan I don't think that's foreplay
nathan
Oh! it's them that's our date
nathan
Hey Kimberly, Francesca over here
jerome
Wait Nathan something's not right
jerome
Why are they holding a crowbar?
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