LOVE BY COINCIDENCE [TAEKOOK / YOONMINSEOK / NAMJINV ]
Pyscho ︎𖤐
Jungkook
Could you give me some attention?
Jimin
*going over his dance routine in Jungkook's living room*
Jungkook
Frankly, I don't think it matters just sit your àss down and listen to me complain about my life.
Jimin
I do not want to hear about how much you hate, Taehyung.
Jungkook
That's not what it's about
Jungkook
Well, I mean not entirely.
Jungkook
Just sit down, would you?
Jimin
*stops dancing and he sits next to Jungkook on the couch*
Jimin
Fine, you should pay me for this.
Jungkook
I take you shopping like... every time we go out.
Jimin
Which is every other month, take me every day.
Jungkook
I'll take you tomorrow.
Jimin
Okay, now I'm listening.
Jungkook
So, remember how last night I told you that Tejin booked a meeting with me to discuss my schedule?
Jungkook
Well, that was a fücking lie
Jungkook
He and Lin Seonggyo had this stupid àss plan to somehow get me and Taehyung to date each other so that we can maximize our careers, essentially.
Jimin
I was not expecting that.
Jungkook
Like how could they even think that i'd do it? I mean, I hate Taehyung, and I don't wanna lie to people, so they spend more money on me. That's like... really fücked up
Jimin
I know it's wrong but aside from the lying being immoral, doesn't the idea of being in a fake relationship, thrill you?
Jungkook
*stares at Jimin with a weird look*
Jimin
But just think about it, running around with someone, and it's all casual, and then the whole world is rooting for your relationship, and they make these really cool edits of you guys and all the drama that would be surrounding your guys' names? Don't you think that'd be fun?
Jungkook
Uh... No, you freaking psycho. Why would you think that's fun?
Jimin
I don't know, i live a boring uneventful life of course shît like that excites me.
Jungkook
I told you to become a model like me, but you said no, so you're to be blamed for this uneventful life you're living.
Jimin
No, I wanna be a dancer. I know that for sure
Jungkook
Speaking of dancing, did you get accepted?
Jimin
I'm not sure yet, i should get the results between this evening and tomorrow morning so... I'm trying not to be too nervous.
Jungkook
You're gonna get in.
Jimin
*pacing back and forth, biting his nails*
Jimin
Do you know how many amazing dancers are in this freaking country? Thousands, i probably won't get in.

Jimin
And if i don't, it's fine. I'll just work at a local dinner, and i'll start saving to buy a house and a nice person's gonna come along, and then we'll start hitting it off, and then i'll find out that they're an amazing dancer who got accepted into TNUD and i'll get jealous and i'll ruin our relationship and i'll adopt a cat so i don't consume myself in the fact that i'm a failure... or maybe i should get like 5 cats so that they have company, or maybe 6 so that it's even and i'll pressure them into being great so that they don't end up a failure like me, and they'll eventually start hating me because I put too much pressure on them and they'll run away and then when i'm a ₩10000 short of buying my house, someone will break in, and they'll steal all that money and...and i'll get kick out of my apartment and i'll be out in the cold, buried under snow and just before i take my last breathe, i'll realize i wasted my entire life and now i'm dying alone and no one will even notice that i'm gone, and on my tomb stone they'll write "worthless dancer, gone and forgotten"
Jimin
*take a deep breath before he stops pacing and he sits before Jungkook again with a panicked expression*
Jungkook
*laughing at Jimin's absurdity.*
Jimin
Jungkook, I have to get into that school
Jungkook
I... How did you even get to that conclusion? And why am i not in it?
Jimin
*sighs* I need to get into that school.
Jimin
You really think so?
Jimin
You should do the thing
Jimin
Date Taehyung or Fake Date him, i guess, 1 he's hot, and it won't be boring. You're 20, you should be striving for eventfulness right now?
Jungkook
Why don't you date him?
Jimin
He doesn't even know me, if I had a chance, trust me. I would.
Jimin
And it's been so long since i've had any action like, am I getting ugly? back in the day everyone was all over me now it's like i'm declining.
Jimin
Maybe High School really was my peak.
Jungkook
I didn't wanna say anything but since you-
Jungkook
*smiles teasingly as Jimin slaps his shoukder playfully*
Jimin
You wanna finish that sentence?
Jungkook
No, No.... * laughs as Jimin starts pinching him softly*
Jungkook
It was a joke. Chill
Jimin
*stops pinching Jungkook*
Jungkook
ah, you really are a pyscho.
thank you for reading. hope you liked it ♡
Comments
lilly 🌷
Don't say that jiminn 😓
2024-01-07
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