I wanted to ask you if you wanted to go on a date with me?
Sakura (Banshee)
What? Why would I ever want to go on a date with you. Your an idiot.
Naruto (Epic)
O-oh I se-
Sakura (Banshee)
Just would you shut up? Your so loud and annoying. Your a disgrace.
Naruto (Epic)
S-sto-
Sakura (Banshee)
Just shut up! Your a disgrace of Konoha and Team 7. Sasuke-kun is better than you. He could beat you in 3 seconds! Your just a disgrace of a Ninja. Heck, you shouldn’t even be a Ninja! Who would ever let a idiot like you become a Ninja?
Naruto (Epic)
...
Sakura (Banshee)
?
Naruto (Epic)
I’ll be going now then..
Sakura (Banshee)
Finally he’s gone! Now I can ask Sasuke-kun for a date!
Narrator
Little did she know, he was going to be gone forever. Never to be seen again.
Narrator
This is the beginning of Naruto Namikaze-Uzumaki. Or Naruto.
Narrator
Yeet!
Narrator
By the way, Naruto is totally NOT going to be returning to Konoha.
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