My Obsessive Mom Controls My Life
my obsessive mom controls my life
I grew up with a single father
But sometimes he was the bit over the top of his love for sports
It’s like my OWN dad was my biggest fan
Sasha’s Dad
Go bolt go! Eh… that’s my girl!
Sasha’s Dad
Watch out world the next usain bolt is coming!
Dad was a figure skater during his teen years
My mom left us when I was two without any reason and ever since he was my everything, everything we were so close that despite his family effort to make him remarry he insisted he was fine and didn’t need any female help to raise me
One time we were invited to a wedding and dad bought matching male suits for us to twin in
Sasha’s Dad
Look Sasha! We’re going to twin in theese suits!
Sasha
But dad it makes me look like a boy
Sasha’s Dad
Who cares? You look good to me
At his insistence I wore the suit to the wedding and I was THE LAUGHING STOCK OF THE PARTY cant you believe that?! Ugh it was so embarrassing!
Some other stupid girls were getting attention on my suit and made fun of me but my aunt settled it
Vania Sasha’s auntie
Why don’t you go help serve the food but that’s an order!
The girls ran to there mommy’s and they actually had to help serve the food. I mean that’s more embarrassing then my suit I had to wear. Right?
My dad then kneeled down to me
Sasha’s Dad
Sasha are you ok? We’re those little girls bothering you?
Before I could speak my aunt enveloped me in a hug. She was a policewomen
She thought she was the most pushy in my dad’s family about him getting married
She was the one that cared about us the most
Vania Sasha’s auntie
Oh poor you.
*my auntie then looked at my dad*
Vania Sasha’s auntie
Of course she isn’t okay. Hm if only you had a wife she wouldn’t have dressed Sasha probably for the occasion
That finally sealed the deal for dad and from that day began to date women after women trying to find the one he would marry
Eventually I got tired of all women and told dad
Sasha
It’s okay dad i can take care of myself
Sasha’s Dad
But sasha your only eight
Sasha
Don’t worry that’s why we have google
I sounded so stupid saying that
And from that I took cooking lessons from google thinking I’ll be The best professional cooker and baker ever
I gave my dad the food i made and I can tell by his face
Sasha’s Dad
Augh! Pleh! Was there sugar in this??
I said while walking away
I even ironed his shirt and I think I did a pretty good job
My dad then spat out his coffee looking at his shirt
He snatched his shirt and starting running around like a kid who wants toy cars or Barbies
I was brooming with my dad
But then I saw a picture of my dad so I picked it up and noticed something
His younger self with a red haired girl
Dad then took the frame picture out of my hands and looked at it while frowning i was really confused
Sasha’s Dad
That’s Harley my forming skater partner
Sasha
Did something happen to her? You never told me about why you quit ice skating so young
Sasha’s Dad
It’s not something i like to talk about Sasha
IM TIRED IM FINISHING LATER!!!
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