Me And The Grim Reaper's Son
001-5TH DIMENSION HELL'S RULER
Its a gloomy, fiery and dark day in Hell.
Everything's going as it is and many demons and orges are business as usual.
The Eight Major Dimensions of Hell and its Sixteen Minor Dimensions seems to be in place this morning as the Ruler and Overseer, The Grim Reaper, patrols all of it.
The Grim Reaper appointed his eight sons to rule the eight dimensions and manage them accordingly.
As he monitors everything in his guide crystal ball, he saw the Fifth Dimension- The Great Hell of Wailing- where the dead who were liars, bullies, con artists, debauchers and indirect murderers are sent, is a little too quiet for Hell.
Grim Reaper
Don't tell me... 🤔🤔
The Grim Reaper snapped his finger and warped into the Fifth Dimension.
As soon as The Grim Reaper came into, his eyes widened as the Fifth Dimension's starting to turn into a little city.
Grim Reaper
💢 UNDERTAKER!!!
Undertaker
Why do I feel tingly inside?
Undertaker lay lazily on a hill outside his residence in the 5th Dimension Hell.
The hill is the only part where natural sunlight from the heavens shines through.
He pokes his ears and curve its ear wax.
Undertaker's slaves cautiously served him black tea made from dried spleen from the sinners.
Undertaker
Hmmm. This smells weak.
Maid
F-Forgive me Sir but our stocks have not yet been replenished.
Undertaker plops himself into the grass, unmotivated and weak.
Undertaker
But I want my tea.
Undertaker
How about you make some using your blood?
Maid
B-but Sir, I'm not sure how I taste.
With a smirk, Undertaker extended his hand seductively.
Undertaker
Why don't you come over here and let me take a bite?
Grim Reaper
The only thing that you'll taste is your own blood you lazy bum Son!! 💢💢
The grim reaper whacked Undertaker with his scythe.
Undertaker
Owww! Dad! That's...
Undertaker
Well that did not hurt but it should hurt! What if I was in my human form?
The maid scurried away, trembling and scared to see the Grim Reaper.
Undertaker
Dad, you made me lose my lunch.
Grim Reaper
You are so hopeless.
Undertaker
Thank you Dad. 😁
Grim Reaper
That's not a complement! 💢
Grim Reaper
Ugh. How many times must I tell you to make your sinners suffer.
Undertaker
I am making them suffer.
Grim Reaper
Then would you explain to me why is there a city in the 5th Dimension?
Undertaker
Eh? But I am modern like that.
Undertaker
Dad you have always been inflexible of change. That's why Mom left you for that dragon god-
Grim Reaper
Shut up and get to the point! 💢
Undertaker
You still hurting from Mom's betrayal?
Undertaker
Is that a pout under your mask Dad?
Grim Reaper
💢 Your Mom is a stupid woman with no sense of responsibility.
Undertaker
But you still like her....
Grim Reaper
W-well, s-she may be stupid b-but s-she is... Ah!
The Grim Reaper whacked Undertaker again for manipulating the conversation away of the 5th Dimension City.
Grim Reaper
You've always been like this! Geez! Just tell me already!
Undertaker
The city is the sinners' punishments.
Undertaker
You see whenever the mirror of sinners reflect the sinner's past life, most of them are office employees who were liars, tricksters, con artists, and such.
Undertaker
So I made them work in companies non-stop that they tend to regret it the moment they step inside.
Grim Reaper
Oho. That's...impressive.
Undertaker
Right? I'm awesome right?
Grim Reaper
And if they escape?
Undertaker
They will be run over-ed by a bus, or a car, or a herd of devil bulls.
Undertaker
That's better right Dad?
Grim Reaper
Fine! Whatever! Just don't even let up.
Grim Reaper
By the way, have you thought of what I told you from our last council meeting? Your brothers have submitted their prospect wives.
Grim Reaper
💢 Don't tell me you forgot?!
Undertaker
😅 N-no. Of course not!
The grim reaper sighed exasperatedly.
Grim Reaper
The fifth dimension ruler who punishes liars can't even lie properly.
Grim Reaper
😤 What kind of insanity is that?
Undertaker
Ahahaha. Oh Dad.
Grim Reaper
Don't oh dad me! Answer!
Undertaker
I don't have any intention to take a wife.
Undertaker
Cause I love me myself and I.
Grim Reaper
That's why all the potential wives I gave you are now maids and slaves in your mansion?
Undertaker
Yes. I only want them to freely roam hell as they like.
Grim Reaper
No. You better take a wife soon.
Undertaker
I'll take a wife as soon as you remarry Dad.
Grim Reaper
Don't try and put this on me! Why don't you look at the potential brides from those who are near their deaths?
The Grim Reaper swiped the air and displayed the few people who are still alive but are nearing their deaths.
Grim Reaper
You will have fifty additional sinners by the end of tomorrow.
The Grim Reaper sorted out the girls of Undertaker's age.
Only three girls appeared in the Air.
Grim Reaper
Why not this one? She's the most evil amongst the three.
Grim Reaper
Also looks cute and feisty.
Grim Reaper
When her death comes tomorrow, form a contract with her!
Undertaker
😞😞😞 Dad! I don't want you meddling with my love life.
Grim Reaper
Form a contract with her or I'll send you to your mom.
Undertaker
Fine! I don't want to see her all lovey dovey with her new husband. Its gross.
Grim Reaper
😢 lovey dovey... new husband...
Undertaker
Maybe you should also date Dad!
Grim Reaper
I'm far too busy for that!
Grim Reaper
Anyway I expect a positive news tomorrow!
The Grim Reaper snapped his fingers and disappeared.
Undertaker
Let's see... Mu Eri... a bully...
The Undertaker smiled as he's taken interest in her as he reads her profile.
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