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LOST IN THE LIGHTS [ JIKOOK | TAEGISEOK | NAMJIN ]
He's Such A Dïck
Yoongi questions as he dips one of his fries into the ketchup he had squirted to the side of his plate. He takes a bite of the fry before he lifts his head to look at a very upset Jimin. Only one person made him this agitated.
Jimin
Oh come on, who do you think?
Jimin asks as he continues staring down at his phone, instead of eating.
Yoongi
So, I see this is not lunchtime for you but Jungkook time...
Jimin's head shoots up, and he stares at Yoongi confused.
Jimin
What's that supposed to mean?
Yoongi
Just that every lunchtime you get your lunch, and then you check twitter for the latest Jungkook news instead of eating like a normal person.
Jimin gasps, in an over exaggerated way that makes him sound ridiculously guilty.
Jimin
So, you're saying I'm a Jungkook fan?
Yoongi
Quite literally the opposite, I'm saying you're a Jungkook hater.
Jimin laughs a little, thinking Yoongi's joking but Yoongi was anything but.
Jimin
I... I am not a hater.
He defends poorly, making himself look worse than he already did.
Yoongi
Says the guy with a troll account.
Jimin
I just feel like sometimes Jungkook needs someone to peg him down a step or two.
Yoongi
And you think telling him "he's ugly" is gonna work?
Yoongi laughs a little and Jimin sighs before he shakes his head.
Jimin
Yeah, I do, actually. I read that celebrities actually 90% of the time have low self-esteem. Especially models.
Jimin
But then again, Jungkook's not a celebrity so..m
Yoongi
I'm gonna stop you and your delulu āss right there. He's verified on both insta and twitter.
Jimin
So...? I only consider people with at least a million followers a celebrity.
Yoongi
Okay "@jungkookhater95", Jungkook's not a celebrity but then that just means you've been wasting your time telling him he's ugly cause I'm sure he knows he's not.
Jimin
One don't say my tag so loudly, are trying to get people to find me creepy?
Yoongi
Oh, Hun, you don't need my help for that, you've done it all on your own.
Yoongi teases and Jimin only glares at him before he rolls his eyes.
Jimin
I- Whatever... I just find it weird that he's still walking around this school like he owns the place when he's such an awful human being.
Yoongi
Name one awful thing he's done?
Jimin
He keeps cheating on these poor, beautiful girls.
Jimin
Is that not awful...?
Yoongi
It is awful, but you know what's also awful, making an account on Twitter specifically to drag someone. *laughs*
Yoongi
That's pretty awful too.
Yoongi picks up another fry which Jimin quickly grabs from him only to throw it back in the older's face. It bounces off the flat surface of Yoongi's forehead before it falls to the floor.
Yoongi
I paid money for that, you dumbàss!
Jimin
Well, you deserve it because you keep defending that āsshole.
Yoongi
He was nice to me, okay?
Yoongi shrugs before he starts eating again.
Jimin
But think about the girls.
Yoongi
Have you ever even spoken to him?
Jimin
Uh... yes, thousands of times. Do you even listen to me when I talk?
Yoongi
I do but you always wanna talk about Jungkook and what Jungkook does and so sometimes I just pretend to listen.
Yoongi admits and Jimin goes to grab another fry, but before he can, a voice sounds behind them.
Namjoon
You guys might actually be the worst friends, why didn't you order food for us?
Namjoon raises as he takes a seat next to Yoongi, a tray of what seemed like scraps in his hand.
Yoongi
Do I look like your maid?
Yoongi retorts which makes Namjoon raise his middle finger at the shorter.
Namjoon
No, but I just thought since we were friends then you'd do it out of the kindness of your heart.
Seokjin
You went wrong in thinking Yoongi had a heart.
Yoongi's head shoots to Jin, and he raises his eyebrows, confused.
Jimin laughs loudly, nodding at Jin's statement.
Jimin
Just for that, you get to sit with me today, Jin Hyung!
Seokjin
Uh... I'll sit where I want, you're no Jungkook.
Jin and Namjoon laugh at Jimin's expression while Yoongi just groans.
Yoongi
Is there ever going to be a day when we don't mention Jungkook?
Namjoon
No, I'm afraid these two will never.
Seokjin
Well, I mean he is my brother.
Jimin
You must've done something incredibly awful for him to be your brother.
Seokjin
You say that at least twice a day, and I keep telling you it's actually a blessing.
Jimin
You don't have to lie Hyung, You can tell us if you hate him.
Jimin lets out, and he takes Seokjin hand nodding at him as if to make him comfortable enough to admit that he hated his brother which Seokjin was never gonna do.
Seokjin
Am I not convincing enough or Is he deaf?
Seokjin questions, Genuinely confused as to why Jimin refuses to get it in his thick skull that Jungkook was actually a good brother.
Yoongi
He's delusional. Nothing you say that doesn't feed his delusion will make him throw this obsession he has with Jungkook away.
Jimin
Obsessed? With him? *laughs loudly*
Jimin
I am not obsessed with Jungkook.
Jimin
I hate him with every fiber in my body and-
While he speaks, his phone buzzes, and he eyes his phone, tempted to pick it up, but he holds himself back.
Jimin
He is a playboy, like the worst of them all. all he does is use guys and girls and act like he's better than me when truly I'm better than him in everything and-
His phone buzzes again making Jin and Yoongi laugh.
Yoongi
I'll bet you a ₩1000 that notification is from Jungkook.
Seokjin
I bet you a ₩1000 he'll pick up the phone before a minute.
Jimin
And he's so stupid and my eyes hurt to look at him because he's just...gorgeous and tough and-
Namjoon, Seokjin and Yoongi look at each other with wide eyes before they look back at an equally as confused Jimin, who laughs nervously.
Jimin
I... That's...That's what he wants me to say but-
Namjoon
Just check your goddāmn phone
Namjoon urges as he shakes his head.
Jimin sighs before he picks his phone up and he touches the notification. apparently, Jungkook had posted.
Jimin laughs maniacally before he flips his phone for them to see.
Jimin
And you all try to make him seem so great.
Jin asks, and Jimin raises an eyebrow. How could he say what? Can they really not see Jungkook's awfulness peaking out.
Jimin
What do you mean what? Is this any way to talk to a lady?
Seokjin
Jimin they literally argue like this every two months. They'll be all over each other in 3 days, trust me.
Jin explains and Jimin rolls his eyes.
Jimin
She doesn't deserve that toxicity. She's too good for him.
Jimin defends, keep in mind that Jimin has never met or spoken to this girl even once since he's started school. Heck, he's probably never even seen her until today, but she can't be any worse than Jungkook. Not possible.
Namjoon
Why do you care so much?
Jimin's eyes widen at that, who said he cared? If there was one thing Jimin didn't care about then it was Jungkook.
Jimin
I don't care about Jungkook, I just happen to care about the fact that people excuse the shit he does because he's good-looking and if you ask me he's like the least attractive person I've ever seen. He's so painfully overrated that it's funny.
Jungkook
I see Jungkookhater95 is at it again.
A strong voice came, one that Jimin knew very, very well, but what confuses him was how the hell he knew his twitter handle? He's only told 3 people, Yoongi, Jin and Namjoon. He sighs before he spins himself around on the bench to meet Jungkook's gaze.
Jimin
Well, you make it really easy to hate you so, can you blame me?
Jimin brings forth, and he watches as Hoseok, a friend of Jungkook's, make his way next to Yoongi, and he sits on the bench next to Yoongi. Yoongi bites at the fry in his hand before he rolls his eyes, and he turns to Hoseok with a death glare.
Yoongi opens and Hoseok only laughs. Jimin swears Hoseok is the only person that actively ignores Yoongi and his rather aggressive demands. It's fascinating that Yoongi hasn't hit him yet.
Jungkook
I truly do wonder how people like you sleep at night, but then I remember that you're more monster than human so...
Jungkook speaks and Jimin laughs a little.
Jimin
That's the best you could do, really?
Jimin questions as he laughs more, and at this point a crowd was beginning to gather around them.
Jungkook
I would say much worse but then again look at you, if I get too mean you'll probably start crying and weeping like I'd hit you or something.
Jimin
What's that suppose to mean?
Jimin raises and Jungkook laughs a little, enjoying how much he was riling Jimin up a little too much.
Jungkook
Nothing, Just that you're tiny and on top of that a little fragile-looking.
Jimin makes clear and Jungkook laughs before he pats the other's shoulder.
Jungkook
Whatever helps you sleep at night.
Jungkook lets out, and he walks away from Jimin towards his brother, who he's sure hadn't even realized that he had made an appearance in the cafeteria.
Jimin watches him make his way over to Seokjin, with a glare. How dare he walk away when Jimin wasn't done talking? He's supposed to get the final word in every conversation with Jungkook, that's how he knows he wins. If he thinks about it a little, Jungkook's probably had the last word in every single one of their conversations.
He huffs frustrated before he turns around on the bench, folding his arms.
Hoseok
So, Do you have plans tonight?
Yoongi sighs, what does it take for a guy to just eat his meal without everyone trying to talk to him. He knows he's like quite literally the best but gosh.
Yoongi
Min, Do you think he'll go away if I ignore him just a bit longer?
Yoongi questions, hoping Hoseok would have even the tiniest bit of shame and would leave but of course he wouldn't. Jungkook's still here after all.
Jimin
Do you think I'm tiny and fragile-looking?
Jimin asks, clearly letting Jungkook's statements get to him. Yoongi sighs before he responds.
Yoongi
Yes Jimin, you're tiny and fragile-looking and truth is, if Jungkook really said something worse you'd probably be in the bathroom crying right now.
Yoongi lets out and Jimin eyes Yoongi weirdly.
Jimin
You were supposed to say NO!
Jimin sighs before he shakes his head and Yoongi just stares at his best friends before he laughs at his silly outburst.
Hoseok
Your smile is so pretty.
Hoseok tries again and Yoongi sighs before he turns to the other.
Yoongi
Where's your other friend? Shouldn't you go bother him?
Hoseok
I'll do that after I leave here.
He tells and Yoongi just wants him gone.
Yoongi
You can go now, actually.
He lets out, popping the 'p' with his vibrant smile as he boops Yoongi's nose making the older glare at him.
Hoseok
You're so cute, but I'm not leaving until you tell me if you're free tonight. *chuckles*
Yoongi sighs, and he shakes his head.
Yoongi
I've got so much homework and...
Yoongi laughs at himself a bit. Why does he need to lie?
Yoongi
Who am I kidding? I've got nothing to do, but I don't wanna go on a date with you Hoseok.
Hoseok
Ah, I wasn't asking you on a date yet silly.
Yoongi laughs at that, "yet?"
Yoongi
Yet? Wh...wha...what do you mean yet? *laughing*
Hoseok
There's a party at Hana's place tonight and literally everyone's going so i want you there.
Yoongi
I don't do parties, sorry.
Hearing Hana's name grabs Jimin's attention and turns to look at Hoseok, who was ogling Yoongi.
Jimin
Wait, by Hana, do you mean Jungkook's ex?
Hoseok
I mean, technically they were just in a situationship but yeah, her.
Jimin
Yes. We will be there.
Jungkook
Hate to break it to you but, no. I don't want you there.
Jimin
Good thing I don't care what you want?
Yoongi
What about me? Don't you care what I want?
Jimin
If you do this then we can stay home and sleep all day tomorrow.
Yoongi
Like your parents would let you skip a whole day to sleep with me.
Hoseok
No, don't say "sleep with me", it implies that you guys are hooking up, and I can't have people thinking you're with Jimin and not me.
The table goes silent and everyone's attention turns to Hoseok and then Yoongi.
Yoongi
Uh... Hoseok, stop embarrassing yourself, we've only ever spoken like three times.
Hoseok
And it's been love at first sight.
Yoongi chuckles at Hoseok's stupidity before he looks to Jungkook, and he speaks.
Yoongi
I think you've been here long enough.
Jungkook
I'd argue but you're right. The sight of Jimin's starting to affect me.
Jimin takes offense to that as Jungkook starts walking away and truly he doesn't even know what to say, he just blurts something out as quickly as he could.
Jimin
Yeah, you know you wanna fück me!
He says...loud and clear and of course everyone in the cafeteria had to shut their mouths at that exact time so he's sure the entirety of Korea had heard him.
If he wasn't so embarrassed he'd go up to Jungkook and slap the smirk right off his face, but right now all he wanted to do was curl into a ball and hide.
bubblepjm-nim ☂︎
Hey guys, this my new jikook story. comment and tell me if you like it so that i can post the next chapter. ♡ Thanks for reading !
Comments
Superior Sope
Please do so.
2024-03-25
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Superior Sope
He's so sassy. Please. I love him
2024-03-25
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Superior Sope
What will you take to feed him some delusions. 🙂
2024-03-25
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