ep 1
Alice
Damn they couldn't go easy
she hears the shower running
Alice
Who the h3ll is in my shower
The shower shuts off, and a woman exits the bathroom with only a shirt and boxers on
Jane
I was your one-night stand last night
She was straight like a line
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That apparently curves
Jane left for work and since it was just a one-night stand she wasn't coming back
Alice
I have to go visit Mom and ma today
Alice
Cause it's ma's birthday 🤧
Charlie
Forgot something 💢😇
Alice
Happy birthday Mama 🥲
Charlie
Now get in the house with all the rest of your siblings
Alice and charlie go inside
Kate
And I'm the supposed mafia queen
Kate
I think my wife stole the title from me
Ruth
baby bird is back in the nest
Damian
Are we supposed to be excited as well 😶
Annie
I don't know honestly 🤕
Jack
Hey I'm Jack I'm the oldest
Actually he's not the oldest but the oldest is abroad her name is Kristen James and She is the oldest
Ruth
I'm Ruth this dumb@ss's twin
Damian
Hi I'm Damian and Im a middle
Annie
My name's not Damian of course
Rachel
I'm Rachel the second to youngest
Alice
Rachel's younger twin
Alice
and yes that means I'm
Alice
Key to why they called me baby bird
And of course we have our originals
author
All of the kids are sperm donated so all of them are blood children of Charlie
author
Kate refused to give birth 😒
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