Mr Forgetfulness
Nurse Aiko
It's me doc, nurse Aiko.
Dr. GibeHug
Ah, yes. Please come in.
Dr. GibeHug
What is it? Don't tell me there's another patient waiting? 😒
Nurse Aiko
Of course there's a patient waiting. We just opened up afterall. 😑
Dr. GibeHug
*Sighs, fine send him in.
After a while the patient enters the room.
Mr. Thompson
Hello doc, my na....
Dr. GibeHug
Yeah, just sit down. Don't waste time
Nurse Aiko
Doc, that's not how we behave with a patient. 🔪
Dr. GibeHug
*Sighs, Good morning, Mr. Thompson! How can I assist you today, or should I say, how can I not assist you because you'll forget everything I say?
Mr. Thompson
Oh, hey there, Doc! I'm glad you remembered my --
Mr. Thompson
Uhh, what did you remember again?
Dr. GibeHug
My, my, Mr. Thompson, you never fail to amuse me, but let's not dwell on that shall we?
Dr. GibeHug
How can I help you with your infinite list of health concerns today?
Mr. Thompson
Well, Doc, I've been having this terrible pain in my knee.
Mr. Thompson
It hurts so badly that I can't even remember how I got it.
Mr. Thompson
Maybe I wrestled with a bear or discovered a hidden talent for parkour? Who knows?
Dr. GibeHug
Quite imaginative, Mr. Thompson!
Dr. GibeHug
But let's focus on reality for a moment.
Dr. GibeHug
Did you injure your knee recently, or did it decide to rebel against you on its own?
Mr. Thompson
Hmm, injured?
Mr. Thompson
Possibly! Last week, I decided to showcase my dance moves to my grandkids.
Mr. Thompson
Let's just say I went from "Saturday Night Fever" to "Sunday Morning Tumble."
Mr. Thompson
It was epic... or was it?
Mr. Thompson
I can't remember.
Dr. GibeHug
Oh, the legendary dance moves of Mr. Thompson, how could I forget?
Dr. GibeHug
So, to summarize your situation, your knee is experiencing a mysterious pain, potentially caused by your heroic dancing.
Dr. GibeHug
I'll make a note in your file: "Patient claims to be a Disco Dancing Dynamo."
Mr. Thompson
Hey, Doc, speaking of notes, I've been having a little trouble remembering things lately.
Mr. Thompson
Any chance you can prescribe me a pocket-sized memory bank or a forgetfulness vaccine?
Dr. GibeHug
Ah, Mr. Thompson, if only such things existed!
Dr. GibeHug
Unfortunately, I cannot refill your memory like I refill prescriptions.
Dr. GibeHug
But don't worry, forgetfulness might have its perks.
Dr. GibeHug
You get to greet your socks like long-lost relatives every morning.
Mr. Thompson
You have a point there, Doc!
Mr. Thompson
Who needs a boring memory when you can live in a constant state of surprise and rediscovery?
Mr. Thompson
It's like everyday amnesia, but without the headaches.
Dr. GibeHug
Absolutely! And let's not forget the downside of a perfect memory.
Dr. GibeHug
Think about never being able to rewatch your favorite movies or re-read your favorite books because you remember every single line. 🥲
Dr. GibeHug
Forgetfulness is a blessing in disguise, my friend.
Mr. Thompson
You're right, Doc! I might forget where I left my car keys, but at least I can enjoy movies with unexpected twists every time.
Mr. Thompson
It's like "Memento" without the tattoos.
Dr. GibeHug
Exactly! Now, let's get back to your knee.
Dr. GibeHug
I'll send you for an x-ray just to rule out any hidden disco balls or misplaced tap shoes.
Dr. GibeHug
But remember, Mr. Thompson, to always dance with caution!
Mr. Thompson
Understood, Doc! I'll try to keep my groovy moves in check.
Mr. Thompson
Thanks for understanding my...
Mr. Thompson
Umm, what were we talking about again?
Dr. GibeHug
Oh, Mr. Thompson, you never cease to amaze me.
Dr. GibeHug
Don't worry, I'll make a note of it: "Patient has entered the realm of mystifying conversations."
Dr. GibeHug
Keep being you, my forgetful friend! 👍
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