How NOT To Be A Bride Of A Vampire! This Is Wrong To Be A VAMPIRE! )=(
Namu|LIFE 1
Evie:"Why did you do this to me?!? I thought you were my only friend!"
Me
I'll, give, you, TAXES!!!
Evie:"Aah! Well, is that what you want, then, I dare you."
HELP ME FROM THIS NIGHTMARE!
OGRE!!!!!!!!
Me
Ogre?! What are you doing in my swamp?
[¿¿¿](Evie)/Real Sofia:"Ahahahahhahahahahahaha! I have hijacked her body 3 years ago, and I took over her body and saving it for later for so long! And now, Filipino-German-American who was high on controversial bull crap/ Karen mother's demon and Ex-Childhood Villainess now Main Character, It is time for your lungs to explode, you'd look like this, and you'd gag with your face turning blue! Do you REALLY THINK that I'm PAINFULLY cute and try to stop me?! AHAHAHAHAHHAHA! You are a bad person, and nobody else wants to see you DIE!"
HELP ME FROM THIS NIGHTMARE!
(..Yikes!!!)
HELP ME FROM THIS NIGHTMARE!
(..Run, Wuss in Boots/Pickles, Make the wish!)
[¿¿¿](Evie)/Real Sofia:*Uses an arrow-on-a-chain to stop the reader from helping me* "Go ahead, run for it. Makes it more fun for me. "
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