Lives As Escaped Experiments (Season 2)
ep 5 bank robbery
Hanna (mc)
*stops at the restaurant*
Hanna (mc)
hi, can I order a hamburger
lady: Yes, that will be 4.99 $
Hanna (mc)
*gives her the money and waits for the food*
Hanna (mc)
*picks it up* hello
we have a bank robbery near *tells the address*
Hanna (mc)
what are you talking about? There is no robbery. I'm right across the bank
there is an alarm that's its coming from that bank
Hanna (mc)
*uses my thermal vision*
Hanna (mc)
I see 17 hostages and there are two robbers watching over them, then the other robers are taking the money
Hanna (mc)
I'm going to the roof and get in the position to shoot
Hanna (mc)
*takes it and goes outside*
Hanna (mc)
*going behind the building*
Hanna (mc)
*looking around*
Hanna (mc)
💭good, no one is here
Hanna (mc)
*Transforms my legs and my left arm*
author
they learned how to transform only parts of their body so they don't have to fully transform
Hanna (mc)
*climbes the house*
Hanna (mc)
*eating my burger*
Hanna (mc)
*takes my scope*
Hanna (mc)
*looking at the scene*
robber 1
*watching the hostages*
robber 4
*watching the hostages*
Hanna (mc)
dude, they are such noobs who doesn't wear a mask when robbing
Hanna (mc)
*calling Valentine*
Hanna (mc)
where are you, Valentine? I'm already on the roof, and I'm about to finish eating my burger
valentine
stop eating and focus on the objective
Hanna (mc)
*takes the final bite*
Hanna (mc)
I'm finished, but you have slow service *talking with my mouth*
valentine
well, this is a big city, after all so, of course, it takes us longer
Hanna (mc)
*wiping my hands*
Hanna (mc)
I'm all ready now. I just need you here
valentine
oh, my so romantic you need me
Hanna (mc)
stop twisting my words and just get here
valentine
fine, I'm almost there, so you don't have to cry and say you need me
Hanna (mc)
yeah, yeah, just focus on getting here, or you will treat me for dinner
valentine
don't worry, I'm here
Hanna (mc)
*looks below me*
Hanna (mc)
not fair. You just wait until I want something, and then you show up
valentine
like I want to treat you last time you spended more than 500$ on food
Hanna (mc)
so what that's pocket money for you
valentine
even if I get paid a lot, you can't spend so much on food you'll get fat
Hanna (mc)
dude, no matter how much I eat, I can't get my fill, so I basically can't get fat
Hanna (mc)
only Alice's cooking is enough for me
valentine
so it's so good that only she can feed you
the rest of the cops showed up
valentine
well, it's time for me to negotiate
Hanna (mc)
stay on the line, I want to keep talking to you
valentine
okay, but you'll have to wait
valentine
*takes the microphone*
valentine
hey, leave the hostages alone and come out with your hands up
robber 1
*takes the microphone that a cop left behind*
robber 1
*gives it to the boos*
robber 3
F*ck off and let me think
valentine
💭hopefully, Hanna didn't hear that
valentine
*takes the phone*
Hanna (mc)
Valentine, are you mad
Hanna (mc)
hahaha, I can hear it in your voice that you are mad
valentine
then are you going to let that guy insult your lovely valentine
Hanna (mc)
fine, I'm not going to laugh, but I'm not stopping him
robber 3
I want to negotiate
valentine
that's why I'm here, dummass
valentine
what do you want
robber 3
I want a bus and a get out of jail card
valentine
this isn't monopoly. There is no get out off jail card
robber 3
then I want the bus and a 24-hour head start to leave the country
valentine
we can't do that. You will need to get other teams
robber 3
fine, you want other terms you'll get them
robber 3
yes, now go before I change my mind
old lady
*running outside*
Hanna (mc)
*getting ready to shoot*
old lady
*keeps running to the cops*
robber 3
what happened did i miss
Hanna (mc)
hey, can you hear me
valentine
yes, do you know what happened
Hanna (mc)
I shot the bullet
valentine
what can you repeat that? *shocked*
valentine
*puts the phone on the microphone*
Hanna (mc)
I said I shot the bullet. how hard is it to understand
valentine
*puts the phone on my ear*
Hanna (mc)
okay, should I just shoot them
valentine
no, they will kill all the hostages
robber 3
next time, listen to me or I'll them here
robber 3
hey, is there a way to close the shutters in here
worker: There is a lever in the back
the bank was now secured with bulletproof Metall
valentine
well, we'll be here for a long time
valentine
*leaves the microphone on the car*
valentine
*enters the car*
valentine
*accidentally sits on the microphone activator*
now their entire conversation can be heard
valentine
so Hanna, while we wait, do you want to tell me more about your past
Hanna (mc)
sure we'll be here for a long time
Hanna (mc)
what would you like to know
valentine
well, firstly, I want to know how you can eat so much
Hanna (mc)
well, about 12 years ago, I was lost in the forest for a few months, maybe a year
Hanna (mc)
no, I was with June and Lily
Hanna (mc)
so while we were lost, we began to get really hungry, so we found a river with fishes inside, so we caught them
valentine
did you manage to cook them
Hanna (mc)
we did, but it tasted so bad
valentine
so did you eat it by force
Hanna (mc)
no lily suggested to eat it raw
Hanna (mc)
we first fought about how to eat it, and then we decided to try one bite of raw fish
valentine
so how did it taste
Hanna (mc)
well, it tasted amazing
valentine
what I don't believe you
everyone was in disbelief
robber 2
what kind of crazy lady is that
Hanna (mc)
it's true from that day we eat every day just raw animals
valentine
What kind of animals did you eat
Hanna (mc)
I eated all kinds of animals from deers birds wolfs bears and bunnys
Hanna (mc)
yes, a bear was June's favorite she couldn't resist even the sound of a bear
Hanna (mc)
so mostly when we encounter a bear, we let June eat it
valentine
but how do you kill those animals
Hanna (mc)
well, we became mostly predators ourselves, but that's what I'm saying. I'm not ready to tell you the full details
valentine
also, what did you drink
Hanna (mc)
we drank the blood from the animals there, really wasn't drinkable water
valentine
was there almost a time that you died
Hanna (mc)
well, I fell from a cliff and landed on my head
Hanna (mc)
💭I can't say that I was shot with a rocket
valentine
how did you survive
Hanna (mc)
well, luckily, I didn't break my head, but do you know what I got in return
valentine
A massive headache
Hanna (mc)
yes, that too, but I got thermal vision in one of my eyes
valentine
I don't believe you tell me what they are doing right now
Hanna (mc)
well, I see that girl she's just standing there like a brickwall
robber 4
*shows her the middle finger*
Hanna (mc)
now she's showing the middle finger for some reason
robber 4
how does she know
Hanna (mc)
also, there is a fat cop eating warm donuts in *tells the shield plate name*
everyone looked at the car
valentine
I'll check that later
valentine
also, is there an animal you didn't try
Hanna (mc)
well, I didn't try a human
valentine
do you wish to try one
Hanna (mc)
yes, but I'll get in trouble, so that's why I always ask for your permission what I need to do
valentine
well, would you like to try one right now
Hanna (mc)
*checks the clock*
Hanna (mc)
no, I will be late to the parents' meeting. Can I go inside and just kill them
valentine
no, do you remember what happened last Christmas
valentine
the Christmas tree incident
Hanna (mc)
doesn't ring a bell
valentine
there was a kidnapper who molested a girl who happened to look like Alice
valentine
so you asked if you could go inside and save her, so I said yes
valentine
you ended up ripping the guy apart and made a Christmas decoration out of him, and do you know who needed to clean your mess up
valentine
it was me, and do you know how hard it was to get a good excuse to save your butt
valentine
well, it was too hard,
valentine
and now, how do you expect me to explain to the police. why are there skeletal remains of the robbers
Hanna (mc)
sorry for causing you trouble
Hanna (mc)
anyway, let me ask you something
Hanna (mc)
are you familiar with the names of the never missing assassin and the invisible killer
people outside: but those are the two legendary killers. How can't she not know about them
Hanna (mc)
well, I'm those two killers
valentine
how did you get those names
Hanna (mc)
remember when we did an operation together, the one with at the island
Hanna (mc)
you know the one where you slipped and your face landed in poo
people outside are laughing
valentine
I thought we agreed to forget about the incident
Hanna (mc)
I know, but you were so mad that I laughed then I did more than half the work
Hanna (mc)
also, when I cleared the entire building, your boos suspected that you were one of the killers that he sent a guy to follow you, which I ended up accidentally kidnapping
valentine
how did you accidentally kidnap him
Hanna (mc)
well, I wanted to prank you, so I stole your car, but he was hiding inside the trunk
valentine
why did you steal my car
Hanna (mc)
well, you left your car unlocked and I got in
Hanna (mc)
so the idea was that I take your car drive to a restaurant and you walk there and you treat me to dinner and I give you back the keys then
valentine
you know I'm not talking to you anymore
Hanna (mc)
I returned your car you didn't even know
valentine
well, I'm done talking. I'm thirty
valentine
also, thank you, Hanna, for being such a great friend. You know you are one of the few people I'm not cold towards
Hanna (mc)
I know, and I'm happy that you do
Hanna (mc)
well, can you take care of this without me? I'll be late for the parents' meeting
valentine
I can, so you should hurry
Hanna (mc)
okay, I'll give you Nexus, so don't lose her
Hanna (mc)
it's my sniper rifle, and be careful with her. I always carry a mortal round with me, so I don't want you and Nexus exploding
valentine
okay, I'll take her home with me, and when you come to pick her up, I'll treat you
Hanna (mc)
deal, but can I have three deers to eat since you know that I eat raw animals
Hanna (mc)
and if you do, I'll tell you anything else you want to know, and I'll show you my biggest secret
valentine
I can't bring you three deers
valentine
deal, I'll wait for you, and I'll tell you when I have the two deers
Hanna (mc)
okay, I'm coming down, and I'll give you Nexus
Hanna (mc)
*puts Nexus inside the bag*
Hanna (mc)
*turns invisible and transforms my legs*
Hanna (mc)
*jumps off the building with the bag*
Hanna (mc)
*looking around*
Hanna (mc)
*returns to normal*
Hanna (mc)
*walking to Valentine's car*
Hanna (mc)
*knocking on the window*
valentine
*opens the window*
Hanna (mc)
here and be careful with her
valentine
don't worry, I'll take care of her
Hanna (mc)
also, the microphone is turned on
valentine
what *takes the microphone activator from my back pocket*
valentine
did anyone hear me and her talking *cold ❄️*
everyone: No, we didn't hear anything
valentine
good, or there would have been consequences *cold❄️*
Hanna (mc)
anyway, im going now. Take care and don't get yourself hurt
Hanna (mc)
*running to school*
valentine
💭too bad you are dating Lily. If you were single, I would have confessed to you already
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