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Raven Crimson [Buer]

*Sitting in her office*

Raven Crimson [Buer]

*Tapping her feet while nibbling the pen tip*

Zion Timoney [Red]

*Bursts in*

Lucas Harold [Silk]

*Walks in with hands in his pocket*

Zion Timoney [Red]

RAVENNNN *Plops on sofa*

Raven Crimson [Buer]

Oh, You're still alive. *Glances at him*

Zion Timoney [Red]

Don't sound disappointed! I might think you don't like me.~ *Pouts*

Raven Crimson [Buer]

Ew, Gross. *Gags*

Lucas Harold [Silk]

*Walks over to Raven and picks the file*

Lucas Harold [Silk]

The sight of you makes people retch. *Looks at Zion*

Zion Timoney [Red]

You're not my favourite person today, Lucas. *Rolls eyes*

Lucas Harold [Silk]

I'm not your favourite person any day. *Monotone*

Raven Crimson [Buer]

Are you guys here to fight in my Office?

Zion Timoney [Red]

I came because I missed you.~ *Picks up the ipad*

Lucas Harold [Silk]

Here 'cause of work.

Raven Crimson [Buer]

Out with it.

Lucas Harold [Silk]

Informant 7 said that the Flame Boars are-

Zion Timoney [Red]

Pfft— Flame boars...

Lucas Harold [Silk]

What are you laughing about? They're the 3rd Most powerful gang in Country F.

Raven Crimson [Buer]

The name's funny, though.

Zion Timoney [Red]

Right. *Chuckles*

Lucas Harold [Silk]

*Sigh* I was saying, The flame boars are on—

Zion Timoney [Red]

HEY! DID YOU DELETE MY GAME FROM THE iPad?

Raven Crimson [Buer]

It was taking up space.

Zion Timoney [Red]

BUY A NEW ONE?

Raven Crimson [Buer]

Why should I? It's my Ipad, You buy one!

Zion Timoney [Red]

You're literally so rich! Why are you so stingy?!

Raven Crimson [Buer]

BLEH *Puts out her tongue* Buy your own. Don't download shxtty games on my Ipad.

Zion Timoney [Red]

It's not shxtty?! It's an Otome game! I was about to get a girlfriend! Ugh, This bxtch-

Lucas Harold [Silk]

SHUT UP! LET ME TALK.

Zion Timoney [Red]

*Rolls eyes* *Continues scrolling*

Raven Crimson [Buer]

*Put her pinky finger in her ears* What ತ⁠_⁠ತ

Lucas Harold [Silk]

The flame boars are on the move. They already attacked the-

Zion Timoney [Red]

WHY DID YOU PLAY WITH MY ID?! YOU NOOB! YOU MADE ME LOSE ALL THE MONEY I SAV—

Lucas Harold [Silk]

This *****- Come here you little Shxt-

Lucas Harold [Silk]

*Grabs his hair and starts fighting*

Zion Timoney [Red]

HOW DARE YOU- MY PRECIOUS HAIRS-

Raven Crimson [Buer]

*Checking her nails*

Raven Crimson [Buer]

(I'm hungry... What should I have for dinner? Hmm...)

Lucas Harold [Silk]

Next time you interrupt, I'll bash your head on the wall. Understood?

Zion Timoney [Red]

Mmmphhh-

Raven Crimson [Buer]

You literally taped his mouth. How is he even supposed to answer?

Lucas Harold [Silk]

ತ⁠_⁠ತ

Lucas Harold [Silk]

So, The flame boars are on the move. They already attacked the jade spiders. They held the Jade spider's boss hostage and the ministers of the jade spider resigned. So, Basically the jade spider's story is over.

Zion Timoney [Red]

Mmmphhh-

Raven Crimson [Buer]

Dude, Why are you even trying to talk?

Raven Crimson [Buer]

I guess, it's time for arsxn. Gotta set them boars on fire. *Nibbling the pen's tip*

Lucas Harold [Silk]

Yes.

Raven Crimson [Buer]

*Stopped nibbling* *Looked up surprised* Did you just agree with me? 😳

Lucas Harold [Silk]

Oh I wish I could take back-

Raven Crimson [Buer]

No! No take backs.

Zion Timoney [Red]

Mmmphhh-

Raven Crimson [Buer]

Ugh- Just-

Raven Crimson [Buer]

Just untape his mouth. This "Mmmphhh-" is even more annoying than him actually talking.

Lucas Harold [Silk]

*Untapes his mouth*

Zion Timoney [Red]

YOU BASTARD- *Bites Lucas's hand*

Lucas Harold [Silk]

ARE YOU A DOG?!

Zion Timoney [Red]

Grrrr!

Raven Crimson [Buer]

Furry.

Raven Crimson [Buer]

Get out of my office now.