The King Of Death Gave Blessings
Episode 1 (´･ᴗ･ ` )
Unknown
(sitting like a queen)
Journalists
(clapping 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻)
Manager
“THOUSAND REASONS TO HATE MEN”
Manager
I must say that one must have guts to write such book 😊
Manager
We can’t deny the fact that we are still living in a male dominated society. And from the very same society, she, THE FEARLESS and GUTSY Ms Samantha Banerjee has written such book which will expose the truth about men to the society.
Manager
And the best part is that I have sold more than 500 copies in just 10 days ＼(⌒▽⌒)
Manager
Can you believe this ?? Thanks to such magnificent writing (✿◠‿◠)
Manager
Ms Samantha Banerjee, over to you now 😊
SAMANTHA BANERJEE/SAM (FL)
SAMANTHA BANERJEE/SAM (FL)
Thank you ❄️🥶
Manager
(flinch)(So cold 😖 No wonder she writes such books and became such renowned book writer {{ (>_<) }})
Manager
(I got chills suddenly all over my body 〜(＞＜)〜)(went and sat beside the reporters)
SAMANTHA BANERJEE/SAM (FL)
I wouldn’t completely agree with her that this book is written magnificently because this is not a romance novel, thriller or a philosophical book ❄️🥶
SAMANTHA BANERJEE/SAM (FL)
This book is a compilation of facts about men. That’s it ❄️🥶
Journalists
(looking at her and listening)
SAMANTHA BANERJEE/SAM (FL)
Whatever I wrote in this book is true and no man can deny even a single reason out of the 1000 ones ❄️🥶
Journalist 1
Which is your favourite one out of these thousand reasons ??
SAMANTHA BANERJEE/SAM (FL)
(lean little forward) MEN ONLY HAVE BODY. THEY DON’T HAVE A SOUL ❄️🥶
Journalists
(started murmuring)
SAMANTHA BANERJEE/SAM (FL)
(lean back) You heard me! Men only have a body. They have no soul ❄️🥶
Journalists
Absolutely! (☆ω☆)
Journalist 1
(laughs sarcastically) Interesting! You have a unique idea about men!
SAMANTHA BANERJEE/SAM (FL)
(feels proud about what she said)
Journalist 1
So, would you please state the reason behind this ??
SAMANTHA BANERJEE/SAM (FL)
(cross arms) The desire of men are very physical ❄️🥶
SAMANTHA BANERJEE/SAM (FL)
Rather, I would say that men only have body requirements ❄️🥶
SAMANTHA BANERJEE/SAM (FL)
The very FIRST example is hunger ❄️🥶
SAMANTHA BANERJEE/SAM (FL)
‘I FEEL LIKE EATING THIS TODAY AND THAT TOMORROW.’ ‘WELL, WHICH DISHES CAN YOU PREPARE ??’ (said in a sarcastic way)
SAMANTHA BANERJEE/SAM (FL)
As if the woman in front of you is not your wife but your cook ❄️🥶
Journalists
(some of them agrees with her)
SAMANTHA BANERJEE/SAM (FL)
SECOND one is pain ❄️🥶
SAMANTHA BANERJEE/SAM (FL)
‘I HAVE PAIN IN THE HAND, LEG, HEAD…’ ‘MASSAGE MY HAND, LEG, HEAD…’ (sarcastically speaking)
SAMANTHA BANERJEE/SAM (FL)
I’ve never heard them saying ‘STRANGLE ME’ ❄️🥶
SAMANTHA BANERJEE/SAM (FL)
And last but not the least...THE BLÖÖDY ERËCTION ❄️🥶
Journalist 1
(scoffs and laughs little sarcastically)
SAMANTHA BANERJEE/SAM (FL)
Be it morning, afternoon or night they are always ready anytime and anywhere. And SËX is all that they want ❄️🥶
Journalists
(looked at her)
SAMANTHA BANERJEE/SAM (FL)
So, these three reasons are enough to prove that the desires of men are very physical. They only have a body. They have no soul ❄️🥶
Journalist 1
Ok. So, people like RABINDRANATH TAGORE and WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE didn’t have a soul let alone feelings.
SAMANTHA BANERJEE/SAM (FL)
(listening to him)
Journalist 1
I mean, you want to say that tales like ‘ROMEO AND JULIET’ were written by robots, right ?? ٩(◕‿◕｡)۶
SAMANTHA BANERJEE/SAM (FL)
Look, I can’t comment on that, but I would still want to stand by my opinion ❄️🥶
Journalist 1
Of course you can’t comment on it! ٩(◕‿◕｡)۶
SAMANTHA BANERJEE/SAM (FL)
(roll eyes 🙄)
Journalist 1
Who all are there in your family ??
SAMANTHA BANERJEE/SAM (FL)
My mother, my younger sister and me ❄️🥶
SAMANTHA BANERJEE/SAM (FL)
(clears throat) He’s no more ❄️🥶
Journalist 1
But when he was alive, was he a human being or robot ?? ٩(๑❛ᴗ❛๑)۶
SAMANTHA BANERJEE/SAM (FL)
WHAT DO YOU MEAN ?? ❄️🥶 (little loud)
Journalist 1
I mean, who did your mother marry ?? A human being or a robot ?? I hope you don’t mind ٩(๑❛ᴗ❛๑)۶
SAMANTHA BANERJEE/SAM (FL)
I DEFINITELY DO ❄️🥶 (shouts)
Journalist 1
Well so do I. So, keep your robotic ideas and theories to yourself and remember something…
SAMANTHA BANERJEE/SAM (FL)
(looking at him with anger 💢💢)
Journalist 1
Don’t replace patriarchy with matriarchy. Bye 😒 (went from there)
SAMANTHA BANERJEE/SAM (FL)
(low voice) Disgusting! 💢
Journalist 2
Ma’am, one question please ?? You have a very strong opinion about men.
SAMANTHA BANERJEE/SAM (FL)
(looked at other reporter)
Journalist 2
I mean, will you ever get married ??
SAMANTHA BANERJEE/SAM (FL)
NO ❄️🥶 (loud)
Unknown 1
YES ❄️🥶 (shouts from behind)
Journalists
(looked at the unknown voice from behind 👀)
Unknown 1
She will have to get married ❄️🥶
SAMANTHA BANERJEE/SAM (FL)
(eyes widened (⊙_⊙))
(What's she doing here 😨 ??)
Unknown 2
(came behind her and sat on one chairs in front)
SAMANTHA BANERJEE/SAM (FL)
(saw them)
Unknown 1
(looked at Samantha)
SAMANTHA BANERJEE/SAM (FL)
(trying to hide her face with one hand)
SAMANTHA BANERJEE/SAM (FL)
What are you trying to do 💢 ?? (low voice)
Unknown 1
I am here to convince you for marriage and there could not have been a better place than this. Right Sam ?? (smirks) 😏
SAMANTHA BANERJEE/SAM (FL)
(face palm)(GOD KILL ME NOW 😩 (ᗒᗣᗕ))
Journalist 2
And miss you are ?? (said to the unknown)
Unknown 1
(looked at the reporter) I am…
AUTHOR 💗💞
Hello my beautiful readers 🤗
AUTHOR 💗💞
Well tell me on thing, do you all believe that men only have body requirements ?? 🤔🤔
AUTHOR 💗💞
Let me know your POV about this in comments section 😊
AUTHOR 💗💞
And you all know what to do…
AUTHOR 💗💞
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Comments
ãnnálïß_
i really think he's the ML/NosePick/
2024-05-01
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ãnnálïß_
so true/Facepalm//Facepalm/
2024-05-01
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ãnnálïß_
i think this is the ML🤔🤔
2024-05-01
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