Dawg 4

Jeth

Someone said you had a farm that you sell milk, eggs and cheese

April

Yup I do

She started walking back to the house and he followed

Jeth

That's great, I don't have to go very far to get what I need

April

Jeth

Do you mind if I follow you?

April

You want to see my farm?

Jeth

Yes might give me some ideas

April

It's farm land you bought. I would have thought anyone buying it, would have bought it for that purpose

Jeth

I bought it to get away a bit

She looked at him

His foot slide into something

When he looked down his foot was gone. In its place was a lump of worm infested, fly infest hot shit

Jeth

Uhm

She looked at him

April

What?

Jeth

A load of shit?

April

You want to shit, use the toilet?

She was confused

He pointed to his foot

She looked down and jumped

April

Oh my God! I was suppose to warn you about looking out for loads of shit

She ran off

Jeth

Great when shit hits the fan, women run

He looked down at his foot again

Water hit him and knocked him right off his feet

April

Sorry

April was holding a massive hose

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