This Teacher Is My Bodyguard [Yuri]
Uninvited
Luna (Violet)
*Eyes glinting with something darker now* Your life... *pauses, smirking* Well, Emma, your life just became a lot more interesting-
Luna (Violet)
Hey wait a sec- dont push me like that!
Emma
*pushes her toward the main door* OUT! OUT! NOW!
Emma slams the door shut and leans against it, exhaling deeply, trying to stay calm.
Luna (Violet)
*knocking calmly on the door* Emma. Open the door. I need to explain.
Emma
*holding the door* (She’s totally crazy!) No! Just leave already!
Emma
(She’s finally gone, right?)
Emma lets out a sigh of relief and starts walking away.
Emma
*Reaching for her phone* I’m calling the cops. This is beyond ridiculous.
Luna (Violet)
You can’t do that
*suddenly appears behind her, as calm as ever*
Emma
WUAHH!! *SURPRISED*🙀😱😱
Emma
HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE?!
Luna (Violet)
*holding up a key, looking completely unbothered* I unlocked your door
Luna (Violet)
of course not, I have a spare
Emma
*staring in disbelief* A SPARE?!
Luna (Violet)
*pauses, raises an eyebrow* You really don’t keep a spare key somewhere?
Emma
*Mouth agape* What? No! I—WHY WOULD YOU HAVE ONE?!
Luna (Violet)
*Shrug smile* Long story short, the landlord gave it to me.
Emma
*baffled* (WHY WOULD SHE GIVE YOU A KEY?!)
Luna (Violet)
*grinning coolly* She’s a friend
Emma
(Since when do landlords have ‘friends’ like you?!)
Luna (Violet)
*unfazed, tilting her head* Can’t do that.
Emma
*confused* And why not?
Luna (Violet)
*deadpan* Because, one, your fridge is full of expired food. You can’t live like this.
Emma
*stares at her, blinking* What?
Luna (Violet)
*Pointing* Two, I see you have no foods. You’ll need those if you’re going to survive with me around
Emma
*Shakes her head* Who are you?
Luna (Violet)
*grins* Just your professional bodyguard.
Emma
*Squints* Professional?! More like a total psycho!
Luna (Violet)
*Keeping my cool* I’m not a psycho. I’m here to make your life easier.
Emma
*Laughs sarcastically* HAHAHA Easier? By breaking into my house and stealing my food?
Luna (Violet)
*Sighs dramatically* I’m not stealing your food. I’m fixing your life. You’re welcome.
Emma
OK. This is insane *glares at her, arms crossed*
Luna (Violet)
*Act coolly, as if it's the most normal thing* It’s only insane if you think it’s insane.
Luna (Violet)
*Shrugging* Look, I’m just trying to help. One day, you’ll thank me for saving you from yourself.
Emma
*Raises an eyebrow* Saving me from myself? I’m just fine!
Luna (Violet)
*Smiling professionally* I know. But I’m here to make sure you stay fine. Plus, I’m really good at it.
Emma
*Staring in disbelief * I don’t even know what to say to you.
Luna (Violet)
*grinning a little* Good. That means you’re speechless from awe.
Emma
*Deadpan* I’m speechless from confusion!
Luna (Violet)
This is the exact phrase you need to remember*focus teaching*
Luna (Violet)
For page 36, write down the names of politicians involved from 1954. I'll give the answers once you’re all done, okay?
Everyone is busy with the homework
Luna (Violet)
*glances at Emma*
Emma arrives at the school store, glancing around with little patience. She checks the time, clearly waiting for something—or someone—she’s not looking forward to
Emma
Tch, they’re late. Guess I’ll wait a bit longer
She’s waiting for the bullies to show up so she can give them the $50 they want. She knows it won’t solve everything, but she just wants to get it over with.
Luna (Violet)
They’re not coming *appears behind her*
Emma
*without turning around* I know.. Not like I care about them anyway
Luna (Violet)
You don’t seem too bothered by it
Emma
Not really. I’ll give them the money, they’ll leave me alone, and that’s it. Doesn’t need to be complicated
Luna (Violet)
Is that all you care about? Just getting rid of them?
Emma
*finally turns to face Luna, blunt and straightforward* I just want them out of my way. Nothing more, nothing less.
Emma pauses, then adds, noticing something in Luna's expression
Emma
What, you think I should care more?
Luna (Violet)
*Grinning slightly* No. Just making sure you’re sure
Emma
🙄Now, if you’re done asking questions, I’ve got stuff to do. *turns and starts walking off*
Emma walks along the path beside the road, looking at the money in her hand. She looks frustrated and a bit lost in thought
Emma
This money... isn’t even enough for a hotel room.
She kicks a stone out of her way, clearly irritated.
Emma
*sighs* I can't believe I left her at my house. Why did she even show up? I never asked for this.
Her mind goes back to Luna’s words, and she can't seem to stop thinking about them.
Emma
Bodyguard? What kind of joke is that? Who even says stuff like that?
She looks around, almost expecting Luna to appear
Emma
*Shakes her head* But the way she said it... she didn’t look like she was joking. She looked serious.
Emma starts walking a little faster, trying to ignore the nagging thoughts
Emma
Ugh, I need to stop thinking about this. She’s crazy, end of story
Emma
*open the door* What the-?!
Emma
*rubbing my eyes* Did I… die? Is this heaven?
Luna (Violet)
*wiping my hands on a towel*
Welcome home. Your kingdom has been restored, my lady
Emma
What have you done to my house??
Luna (Violet)
Cleaned up. Honestly, how were you even living like that? I found a fossil under your couch. Pretty sure it was alive once
Emma
You... touched my stuff?! Who gave you the right?!
Luna (Violet)
You did, when you left me alone here. Rookie mistake, Emma
Emma
I liked it messy! It had character!
Luna (Violet)
It had germs
Emma
*Go to kitchen* Wait, did you mess with my food?!
Luna (Violet)
*leaning on the counter, sipping tea* Define 'mess.' If you mean 'threw out the expired yogurt that could walk on its own,' then yes.
Emma
That was my emergency snack!😱
Luna (Violet)
Emergency for what? A science project?
Emma
*throws her hands up, stomping to her room* I can’t deal with this. You’re crazy!
Emma flops onto her bed dramatically, muttering.
Emma
First, she breaks in. Then, she turns into some cleaning maniac. What’s next, painting the walls pink?!
Her stomach growls loudly, and she groans, clutching it
Emma
Great. Betrayed by my own stomach. Thanks a lot
Luna (Violet)
*knocking on the door* Dinner’s ready! Don’t let my hard work go to waste
Emma
*shouting back* Not hungry!
The door creaks open, and Luna peeks in with her usual smirk
Luna (Violet)
Your stomach says otherwise
Emma
*Sits up, grabbing a pillow to throw*
Luna (Violet)
*Calmly holds up a key* I’m doing my job. Remember? Bodyguard. Always watching
Luna (Violet)
Chef Luna’s special. A dish fit for royalty.
Luna (Violet)
*Sighs dramatically, picks up a fork, and takes a bite*
Luna (Violet)
Satisfied, Your Majesty?
Emma reluctantly picks up her fork, taking a small bite, her eyes widening slightly as she chews
Luna (Violet)
Well? *leans forward with a smirk*
Emma
*looks away, trying to act unimpressed* it's.. Edible
Luna (Violet)
Edible?! I slaved over a hot stove for that!😱
Luna (Violet)
Details, details.*waves my hand*
Emma keeps eating, trying to ignore Luna’s amused stare
Luna (Violet)
You’re still eating. Guess it’s better than edible, huh?😁
Luna (Violet)
Aw, don’t be shy. You love it, don’t you? Admit it. I’m a kitchen genius
Emma
*slamming her fork down*
Emma
You broke into my house, threw out my food, and now you’re sitting here acting like we’re best friends! What’s wrong with you?!
Luna (Violet)
*Calmly takes a sip of water* Nothing. Just doing my job.
Emma
By turning my house upside down?!
Luna (Violet)
You’re welcome *smirking*
Emma
*Groaning, burying my face in my hands*
Emma
I can’t believe this is my life now
Luna (Violet)
Get used to it, kid. We’re just getting started *leans back, grinning*
Comments
Lin
I agree with her lol
2025-02-16
2
riri
rooting for this lovely story now 😀
2025-03-17
0
Mubby
they are good together
2025-06-30
0