Episode 3
Me
Hey I know I haven’t posted in fvcking forever but like yea
Me
I didn’t feel like posting sooooo yea let’s just get into this shlt
Todoroki
*watching a movie with sero and seros mom*
Seros mom (Ophelia)
*cough cough*
Seros mom (Ophelia)
You guys are making me jealous 😔 I miss your mama
Sero
Isn’t mama coming back in like 30 minutes??
Seros mom (Ophelia)
Well yes but I miss her, shut up hanta
Todoroki
Yea, I’m gonna fall asleep pretty soon…
Sero
Go to sleep I’ll carry you up
Seros mama (Celize)
Im home..!
Seros mom (Ophelia)
*gets up quickly and goes over to kiss her*
Seros mama (Celize)
*kisses her but not realizing she had company over she tries to go deeper into the kiss*
Seros mom (Ophelia)
Sorryyyy
Seros mama (Celize)
Who’s this hanta?
Seros mama (Celize)
Your what!?
Seros mama (Celize)
Since when do you have any game??
Todoroki
*wakes up* hmm what’s going on..?
Seros mama (Celize)
Oh sorry honey! *she shouts while walking to the kitchen*
Seros mama (Celize)
Not talking to you hanta!
Todoroki
It’s fine I don’t mind
Todoroki
*says while getting up and grabbing his drink*
Sero
What are you drinking…? 😑
Sero
NOOOOO ITS 12 AT NIGHT
Todoroki
BUT IM THIRSTY AND WATERS BORING 😭😭😭
Sero
No, *takes it and puts it on the kitchen counter* you can have it tomorrow
Todoroki
I’m not a child 🙄
Seros mama (Celize)
*shoves sero* don’t be a **** give him his drink back!
Sero
He needs to drink water
Todoroki
Fineeee whatever you say dad
Sero
You did not just call me dad
Todoroki
I did in fact call you dad
Todoroki
What would you rather daddy-
Sero
*covers mouth* please shut up-
Seros mom (Ophelia)
Ohoho what was that I heard? Someone have a daddy kink??~
Sero
*hides his face* I’m gonna kill my self
Todoroki
*smacks* don’t say that
Todoroki
… I wanna get high
Seros mama (Celize)
Honestly… me too
Seros mom (Ophelia)
You pot heads 🙄🙄
Seros mom (Ophelia)
Don’t tell me to be quiet you puto
Sero
Don’t call me a bitch-!
Sero
I do have some weed tho
Seros mama (Celize)
So how long have you guys been together?
Todoroki
Umm like a month?
Todoroki
I’ve liked him for a while tho I just didn’t have the balls to ask him
Sero
And I need to roll a few joints so wait a sec
Sero
You don’t need to know how to roll
Sero
*starts breaking up the bud and putting it in the grinder*
Todoroki
I’m used to a dap pen
Sero
Oh, that shit hurts my soul 😔
Seros mama (Celize)
What soul?
Sero
Anyway*puts the ground up weed on the tray and start to roll the joint*
Sero
This weed is sticky as fvck man
Sero
… *licks it and finishes the roll*
Sero
My mom is right there 😀
Sero
*sigh* whateverrrr lemme roll these 3
After he rolled the joints and packed his bowl for the bong
Sero
You ready roki? This is your first time hitting a bong right?
Todoroki
Yea… does it hurt?
Seros mama (Celize)
Here I’ll hit it first
Sero
*hands her the torch*
Seros mama (Celize)
Shit a torch?? Ok
Seros mama (Celize)
*lights the bowl for 10 seconds*
Seros mama (Celize)
*inhales*
Seros mama (Celize)
… OH FVCK *coughs for a while*
Sero
*does the same thing*
Todoroki
And I have to do this…?
Todoroki
* hesitantly goes to the bong and hits it like they did *
Todoroki
.. WTF *cough cough* AHG
Seros mama (Celize)
HAHDHSGS
Todoroki
That shlt burned my lungs 😭😭
Sero
You wanna hit ama?? 😏😏
Seros mom (Ophelia)
Fvck no I’m not crazy
Sero
You wanna light up a joint mom
Sero
*takes a joint a lights it then hits it and does a ghost*
Todoroki
Nahhh you wanna see talent lemme see
Todoroki
*does an o then ghosts it*
Seros mama (Celize)
Just hit it bruh
Seros mama (Celize)
Sameeeee
Todoroki
I’m horny asf rn ngl
Seros mama (Celize)
… I’m gonna go fvck ur mom
After his mom goes to the room
Sero
You wanna go and get brownies??
They go to the supermarket to get brownies then end up getting sushi and strawberry blondies along with brownies
Sero
*eating* yo try this shlt man
Todoroki
We have the same shit bruh wdym
After they get done eating
Sero
*starts rubbing todorokis thigh*
Todoroki
*moves onto seros lap and makes out with him*
Sero
*adds a lot of tongue*
Sero
*moves to his neck leaving behind hickeys as he goes*
Sero
*picks him up and moves to the room*
Me
Dw I’ll continue next ep 😌
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