The Fight.
Nick (ML)
Come on. I don't have all morning.
Author (MC)
What is going on?
Nick (ML)
Your mom is tired. Let's not bother her this morning.
Author (MC)
What do you mean that mommy is tired?
Nick (ML)
Now lets go get you some food.
Nick (ML)
*Baby voice* Come here.
Nick (ML)
*Baby voice* Come here my little bunny.
Author (MC)
What's wrong with mommy?!?
Author (MC)
Don't you dare! *squeal*
Nick (ML)
Ouch! You know better about biting!
Yes, in that moment a ran for mommy. Yes, daddy cought me.
Author (MC)
*Crying* No daddy! I want mommy! No!
Nick (ML)
Now come on? I'm not that bad. I know you like the nuts I got you this morning.
Author (MC)
*Cries* I don't want nuts. I want mommy.
Nick (ML)
I swear you get harder to take care of by the day.
Nick (ML)
It is also about time I give you a bath.
Author (MC)
*Squeals, screams, and kicking daddy away* Noooooo!
Nick (ML)
****! Come on. Please. You're gonna wake mommy up. If you keep making noise she is gonna be really mad.
Nick (ML)
Good bunny. Let's go get breakfast before you do something.
Author (MC)
Ah, but mommy..
Nick (ML)
Now what should I give you this morning?
Author (MC)
*Looks towards the bedroom*
Nick (ML)
If you behave I might give you some raisins.
Author (MC)
I'll be good daddy!
Nick (ML)
So this is how I can get you to behave.
Author (MC)
What do you mean? Just give me the raisins.
Nick (ML)
Well, I guess that is why you always go to mommy huh?
Author (MC)
*Gets scratches behind the ears* I would go to you more often if you were no so mean.
Nick (ML)
Well you stay here, so behave. Just play with your toys until I get back.
Author (MC)
But where are my raisins?
Author (MC)
*walks over to the window and knocks*
Author (MC)
Daddy told me to play with all of these toys!
Birdy
Yeah. You're not gonna play with 'em.
Author (MC)
Just because I'm not gonna play with them, doesn't mean I will give them to you. Mommy gave me these!
Birdy
Uh huh? So if your dad got these you wouldn't take them? Because he was the one who brought them home.
Birdy
Your mom never leaves the house. Did you think she was the one who got them?
Author (MC)
So...mommy didn't give these to me?
Birdy
Well she did, but your dad got them.
Birdy
This isn't gonna cause any problems right?
Author (MC)
*looks distraught* No. I am gonna go see what daddy is making. I'll go talk to you later.
Birdy
Ok dude. I'll see ya later.
Birdy
Hold up a sec...I won't be by here for a while. This ain't my territory anymore.
Birdy
*Turns around and walks away* Something's going on with that dude. Mmm, mmm, mmm. Poor Kid.
Author (MC)
*goes to see what dad is doing* Is everything a lie?
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