Episode 2
gunther
Go outside. I’m there.
Josh burger
Couldn’t I just look out the window?
gunther
I’m afraid you’ll have to come down. It’s likely that you won’t see me from where you are.
Josh burger
Are you the guy in the black hoodie sitting on the bench next to the lamp?
Josh burger
Or are you the guy eating the hot dog?
Josh burger
This is sketchy as hell
Josh burger
You wanted to pretend to be gunther
Josh burger
You have his login info
Josh burger
and you didn’t tell me who you are
Josh burger
I’m not coming down.
gunther
Well, you do have a point.
gunther
But I was afraid if I said my name, you won’t be willing to talk to me.
Josh burger
Well, of course I’d wanted to hear from the guy that has Gunther’s phone
Josh burger
I’m not scared about it
Josh burger
But this assumption you have about me—that I pretend that Gunther’s still alive
Josh burger
And that you’ll substitute for him
Josh burger
now that I think about it
Josh burger
Its kinda creepy
gunther
I’ll tell you who I am, and its your choice to trust me
gunther
But I still believe that you want Gunther back, right?
gunther
Because I’ll help you.
Josh burger
Just tell me your name.
Josh burger
You mean Jake?
Josh burger
I don’t recall anyone named Jace.
Josh burger
I guess I can’t help you.
Josh burger
You’re literally gunther
Josh burger
Is this a prank?
gunther
No, this is why it’s so hard for me to explain
gunther
I look like him, but I’m not him
gunther
I’m someone else in Gunther’s body
gunther
In other words, I’m an impostor
Josh burger
It’s only been a few months, but you’ve gone crazy
gunther
Well, I can prove that I’m not Gunther.
gunther
Just ask me anything only he’d know
Josh burger
In the 15th episode of the second season of Angelic Sugar Girls, what did Honoka do to get the other girls in trouble?
gunther
Ah, yeah, I’ve heard of that anime
gunther
It’s all weeb trash, so I didn’t watch it.
gunther
Gunther likes that trash right? He’s got pictures of anime girls in his photo gallery
Josh burger
What is the signature catchphrase of Commander Goodman in Master of the Galaxy?
gunther
Literally everybody knows the answer
gunther
That game’s mainstream
gunther
Ask me something that only HE knows.
Josh burger
What did we do on July 17th? Where did you go?
gunther
Now, that’s something I’ve been trying to figure out.
gunther
As for what you guys did on July 17th, I don’t know.
gunther
But you probably went to Ari Park
gunther
It’s a pretty popular place in the summer, and there are souvenirs from his time there, in his room
Josh burger
Well, you aren’t lying.
Josh burger
You definitely aren’t gunther
Josh burger
He’d be quicker in convincing me that he was him anyways
Josh burger
I just wanted to see how you’re like.
Josh burger
You don’t seem too bad, so I’ll trust you, for a while.
gunther
So, I do have a reason for picking up this phone and talking to you.
gunther
A day ago, I woke up in Gunther’s body.
gunther
I was afraid that I lost my old body, and I didn’t know who this guy I was controlling was.
gunther
I was also afraid of the possibility that Gunther might be in my body. I don’t know what he’ll do in it.
gunther
So, I’m here, trying to learn about him and blend in, all while trying to seek answers.
gunther
I looked around his room to see anything about him, and it looked like he was a hardcore geek.
gunther
I found his login info, which was in the little drawer in his desk, so I used it to look into his phone
gunther
He seemed to have abandoned you guys for some time, since there were so many notifications.
gunther
Most of the notifications came from this group chat, and you were the only one even saying anything on it.
gunther
So, after a while, I decided to answer.
gunther
Which got us here.
gunther
In short, I’m trying to look for things related to Gunther, and so far, I’ve found out that he’s dead.
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