Baby Sitting The Celebrity
Episode 2
Hannah
Hello, is anybody there?
Hannah
Um I am Hannah Hope, your baby-sitter ?
Johan
Are you asking me or telling me?
Johan
Hope your sure. What did you say a baby sitter?
Hannah
Um yeah a baby sitter
Johan
I don’t need a baby sitter. You are dismissed.
Where the hell is this man I can’t see him, is he just a disembodied head?
Hannah
I wasn’t hired by you, so you can’t dismiss me. So can we try to get along, I am with you for the next six months could we start with meeting face to face.
Johan
I don’t want to show you my face just yet, It causes women too faint.
Hannah
Bwah ha ha ha ha , No way ha ha ha ha ha No ones face does that.
Johan
Mine does! *angry tone*
Hannah
*still laughing* nope don’t buy that, unless your the almighty lord then not gonna happen, so please come out and talk to me face to face.
I can hear him moving is he going to come out and greet me, what a self conceited guy.
Johan
Fine I will come out, but I won’t be held responsible for your reaction!
Hannah
*Trying to stifle her laughter*
Mmm should I pretend too faint when he comes out just to annoy him? Could be funny, bet it would break the ice.
Johan
*tentatively emerges from his room*
Hannah
Oh my God it’s an Angel… *pretends to faint*
Johan
I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN! I TOLD YOU, EVERY TIME WOMEN MEET ME THEY JUST FAINT!
Hannah
*Can’t stop laughing, to the point she is crying* Just so funny, I couldn’t help it, your face though so serious!
Johan
NOT FUNNY. PEOPLE DO FAINT WHEN THEY MEET ME, IT CAN BE A MEDICAL EMERGENCY YOU SOULDN’T JOKE ABOUT STUFF LIKE THAT!
Hannah
You shouldn’t assume every woman you meet will literally fall at your feet. Personally I don’t see the attraction myself.
Yes yes I do, if I had a tail it would be wagging. He is seriously gorgeous. Wait he looks familiar, perhaps I have seen him at Mr Deer’s house after all.
Johan
Then why are your eyes wandering over my body? Do you perhaps finally recognise who I am?
Well I can’t deny that! But I am not gonna let him know!
Hannah
Have we met before? Perhaps it was at Mr Deer’s house, he recommended me to your mother.
Ah that caught him off guard.
Johan
Yes I suppose that would be entirely possible, I am Sebastians God Father. *shakes his head* No not that you should know who I am from the movies, from the adverts, from the front of magazines I am Johan Miles!
Hannah
Hannah Hope, nice to meet you Johan. I have some gift’s for you but I doubt that you would want them as I thought you where a seven year old.
Johan
Gifts, I LIKE GIFTS, especially from adoring fans such as yourself!
Jesus is this man deluded or what?
Hannah
Yeah sure I am your fan. Here take this bag. *hands him the bag*
I feel a little embarrassed, I bought things for a seven year old boy. I can’t believe he is going to open the gifts. I bought a model of the latest porche
Johan
*opening present* I own this model, cool how did you know that? Oh wait there is something else in there.
Yeah only your latest album. <Big Cringe> now you will defiantly know I know who you are. I just didn’t know you would be who I was baby sitting it never crossed my mind.
Johan
Oh my Album, did you wan’t me to sign it. That’s not a problem but why did you put it in a gift to me?
Hannah
Because I thought I was baby sitting a seven year old boy. Turns out it’s a 37 year old boy instead.
I know I am just trying to annoy you
Hannah
Really I thought you where older.
I am sure I just saw him laugh.
Hannah
So do you mind if I go to my room, I need to unpack and would like to have a little rest before this evening.
Johan
I will show you, it’s just next to mine. Well it’s the only other room. The rest is open plan as you can see, the kitchen area is over there, sitting room is by here and you can access the garden through those patio door over there *points to doors*
Hannah
Thanks, which room is mine?
Johan
This one *opens door*.
What the actual f**** is this my room? How luxurious, I thought it would be a little box room.
Johan
My mother decorated this room, I assumed she would be staying with me. I did not realise she was decorating it for a baby sitter, explains why she kept asking what was in fashion.
She knew, this was done from guilt. Thankfully she has a conscious this room alone more than makes up for my Grumpy charge.
Hannah
I am sure we can try to get along. I am here to watch you and make sure you eat, I have been given a list of things you like and dislike, and some more comprehensive instructions from your mother. I am to accompany you when you go outside and help you with some day to day activities.
Johan
So a prison guard then. Okay you can handcuff me anytime you like.
Hannah
No I’m good, as I said before I am here as your sitter. Nothing else.
Johan
Fine I just thought that we could have a bit of fun seen as we are going to be together for the next six months. Oh wait that’s even if you last the two week trial period.
Hannah
You know about that do you.
Johan
Yes so be ready to leave in two weeks, the Game is on!
Hannah
I haven’t lost yet.
What have I gotten in too?
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