Chapter 1

It was a bright and sunny day in the Vishalgarh kingdom which was ruled by the mighty king Vikram Singh. Even though the king was as Fat as a pig and had big moustache, he was very kind and strong. The king wore a royal turban that used to give him a funny look. He simply looked like a big fat pig in moustache that had a crown of turban over his head.

Regardless of that he had the most beautiful wife in the entire kingdom. What to say about the lady who had the perfect figure of 36-24-36 inches inclusive of the two round melons on her chest. And her beautiful lips and hips that could blow your mind. Whenever she walked in her beautiful red saree, she would look like a divine angel.

That literally made others think how that fat pig got hold of such an angel! (Ah… forget it… let's move ahead. )

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That sunny day somewhere in the royal Garden three unknown persons were having a secret meeting. One of them was wearing a mask and other two looked like some kind of assassins. One of them was long and thin and the other was short and fat.

The masked man somehow looked like a royal personality judging from his royal shoes and Dhoti-Kurta and an expensive golden ring that he wore. (Ah, I wish I had one!!)

"Look, Shorty and Potty… the task should be done carefully. No one should come to know of it." the Masked-Man said.

"Don't worry boss… none will come to know!" The two funny assassins replied.

"Well, then, take this bag of gold. You'll get the rest once the job is done!".

"Of course, Of course…" shouted the two.

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And here on the other hand, the Royal Palace was being decorated like a newly wed bride. (If you know how beautiful Indian Brides look during their marriage, you'd understand the beauty of the palace then.) Here the Head Minister- 'Dharam Singh' was taking care of everything.

"Good… now spread all kinds of flowers over the carpet." Dharam Singh thus ordered and the workers got to work.

The actual reason for this decoration was the grand celebration of king Vikram Singh's son's "Namkaran" where he was about to be named. (**Namkaran is where a newborn baby is about to be officially named)

For this grand celebration, besides the citizen of the royal capital, many kings of the neighbouring countries were invited too. In fact the royal Chef "Sharif-Chand" was preparing the world's best dishes that day.

Inside their room king Vikram and queen Swarnlata were getting ready.

"Dear Swarnlata, someday my son would be a great man and light up our name".

"Yes, you're right darling… God bless our son so that he becomes as mighty as you!" At the same time she was thinking - 'but not as fat as you!'

While they were conversing the Gatekeeper knocked. Then he came in and busted-

"Hail the mighty King!"

"What is it now?" King Vikram asked politely.

"Lord, someone wants to meet you urgently." Gatekeeper thus continued. "He says he has come from Lalgarh Village".

"Lalgarh? But I can't meet him right now, you know that. Ask him to join our celebration. I'll meet him tomorrow in the evening for sure."

And the Gatekeeper apologised saying "Pardon me My Lord, but the man is not in good condition. He might not make it up till tomorrow!"

"What?" the fat pig (king) shouted. "Where is that man? I shall meet him right now then!"

"Yes my Lord… the Royal-Doctor is trying to bring him back to his senses… he simply fainted when he came here and asked to meet you…".

And the king went to meet the stranger.