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How to kill

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Killing is easy

Noodle

But making sure you do not get caught?

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Damn hard

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But there is an easy way to do it

Hokage

But...why would you do that?

*Confused atma*

Noodle

I hate people

Noodle

Sometimes people get on my nerve

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However, Learn how to kill in a simpler way

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First, Find the right person to kill

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Invite him to your house for dinner party

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Poison his food

Make sure the poison is not expired

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Let him have it

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Talk to him with a smile on your face

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After he is done, he'll probably vomit blood

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Do not get scared

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Call an ambulance

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Pay for his hospital charges

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Inform doctors that it was food poisoning

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That way you won't be a suspect

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Now bring fruits for the patient

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Let him have it

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Go take a flight to america

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Find a gangster who deals in weapons such as guns

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Buy a gun

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Come back

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By that time the patient must have finished eating your fruits

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Ask him where are my fruits?

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He'll reply "I ate them all"

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Get angry on him, "how could you? We were supposed to share"

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Now shoot him in the heart with your gun

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Now leave a note on the bed saying "Sharing is caring"

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And run away

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By this police wont catch you since he ate all your fruits and it was his mistake

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Eeezy life

Hokage

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