LEVELING UP WITH MY ZOMBIE SYSTEM!
Ep 2: I'm not a slave!
Ling Xu (FL)
So how do I go back?
System Guide
you can't go back
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you'll be stuck here for eternity!
System Guide
*mumble*gotta satisfy the higher ups *mumble*
Ling Xu (FL)
And why should you decide that!
Ling xu tries to stand up
Ling Xu (FL)
[ok...calm down]
Ling Xu (FL)
[First, I died from a car crash..then]
System Guide
so you gonna-
Ling Xu (FL)
SHUT UP FOR A SEC
Ling Xu (FL)
[...then I woke up to deal with those Mother***ers]
Ling Xu (FL)
[and...now I'm talking to a fox...]
Ling Xu (FL)
[telling me I'm stuck for eternity...]
Ling Xu (FL)
[my only solution to get out of here is.....]
Ling xu stares intently towards The flying fox
Xu tries to punch the fox
but the punch went right through him
his body regenerated quickly
System Guide
you can't touch me
System Guide
since I'm a projectile
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Just seeing me is enough for you, heh!
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as I was saying
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This here is Your system!
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you can get points by defeating zombies
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and exchange those points for items
Ling Xu (FL)
what items can you give me?
Ling Xu (FL)
[let's try triggering him]
System Guide
I can give you-
Ling Xu (FL)
no what I mean is what can you, a lowly fox do for me?
Ling Xu (FL)
your just a projectile
Ling Xu (FL)
your not even real
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I'm real but...
System Guide
but I just can't tell you...
Ling Xu (FL)
then show me you items that are soo good
Ling Xu (FL)
I bet their worth
Ling Xu (FL)
N-O-T-H-I-N-G
System Guide
you think I'm worthless...HUH!?
System Guide
[I wish I could say "then survive without me!"]
System Guide
[ugh...but I can't leave you according to the rules..]
System Guide
Fine! I'll give you what you want for only once!
Ling Xu (FL)
[ugh come on...]
System Guide
[but what should i give her...]
System Guide
[isn't her ankle injured]
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Let me show you my power!
Ling Xu (FL)
[come on....]
an item finally comes out of..the systems...Butt
System Guide
there you happy...
System Guide
*smirks a little*
Ling Xu (FL)
do you think I don't know that was on purpose
Ling Xu (FL)
I'm letting you go this time...
Ling Xu (FL)
but if I see you do it next time
Ling Xu (FL)
I'll shove the item back up YOUR ***!
Ling Xu (FL)
whatever...hmph
Ling Xu (FL)
[still it came out of his butt..ugh]
xu picks the item up carefully covering her nose
Ling Xu (FL)
ugh...seriously don't do that next time...
System Guide
alright..just drink it
Xu gulps it down her throat
Ling Xu (FL)
it actually tastes good
System Guide
it's a systems special item
xu stares menacingly at the system
her wound lights up and slowly recovers
Ling Xu (FL)
wow..it doesn't hurt anymore
Ling Xu (FL)
This is awesome!!!
Ling Xu (FL)
I'm just gonna ignore you
Ling Xu (FL)
before I was too confused to do anything but now that I've recovered...
Ling Xu (FL)
let's get back at those idiots
Ling Xu (FL)
now how do I open this?
Ling Xu (FL)
ya sure..system
Ling Xu (FL)
anyway fox how many points I got?
System Guide
you can see how my pints you have by calling out
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STATUS WINDOW
name: Ling Xu
character: (villainess)(reincarnated)
strength: 22+
intelligence: 55+
agility: 22+
mp: 12+
points: 0
skills: none
Ling Xu (FL)
so I'm reincarnated huh...
Ling Xu (FL)
I'm assuming that's magic power
Ling Xu (FL)
basically I start from 0
Ling Xu (FL)
I have no skills
Ling Xu (FL)
and weak *** stats
Ling Xu (FL)
LIKE HELL THATS NICE
Ling Xu (FL)
why don't I atleast have some cheats
System Guide
ya think your special obviously you don't got cheats
Ling Xu (FL)
so your telling me I have to go fight some zombies with nothing but my fists?
System Guide
you can't survive with just your fists...so I'll make an exception
System Guide
stick out your hands
Ling Xu (FL)
sticks out hand*
System Guide
this is an alternative instead of pooping it out
A handgun appears on her hand
System Guide
[item: hand gun
rate: 5/5
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that's the rate!
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and I especially gave you a high ranking item
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5 is legendary got that
Ling Xu (FL)
woah never knew you could be this nice
Ling Xu (FL)
but I've never held a gun...
System Guide
along with that I gave you [gun mastery]
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so it should come NY second now
gun knowledge seeps through her brain
Xu drops on the floor and passes out
Ling Xu (FL)
....ugh my head
System Guide
welcome back to reality!
Ling Xu (FL)
trys to slap the fox*
System Guide
sorry to break it to you but
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that won't work
Ling Xu (FL)
why it have to be so painful
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because gun mastery is also rated 5!
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didn't I just give you cheats
Ling Xu (FL)
that made my life so much easier
Ling Xu (FL)
let's try this new handgun I got
Ling Xu (FL)
wait will it make noise?
System Guide
that's why it's rated 5
Ling Xu (FL)
then let's try shooting at the knob!
Ling Xu (FL)
is it supposed to disintegrate?
Xu exerts killing intent towards the system
Ling Xu (FL)
JUST TELL ME EVERYTHING ABOUT THE GUN!
System Guide
but that's all there is to it
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it disintegrates and is silent
Ling Xu (FL)
well this'll be handy
System Guide
oh and I forgot-
Ling Xu (FL)
stares at the system*
System Guide
OK this is the last bit of information!
System Guide
you have an inventory where you can store the handgun
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an unlimited inventory!
Ling Xu (FL)
[that's gonna be useful]
Ling Xu (FL)
[thank God I have an inventory]
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