chapter 1: Babe needs to escape

(Lee Gook Joo) hey babe.

(Jin) yeah

(Lee Gook Joo) can you buy me this jewelry diamond?

(Jin) ya know babe I have been investing my money not spending your jewelry addiction is getting out of hand let me save my money. and the food you have been eating the bacon for 2 hours where is the bacon?

(Lee Gook Joo) I don't know ask your mom she has been here.

(Jin) only once she has been only for 1 hour okay never came bac-k.where are you going?

(Lee Gook Joo) too steal the jewelry .

(Jin) wait! no no no no no no she might press charges for me or go to jail! which website did she use?

(narrator) meanwhile...

(Lee Gook Joo) help!

(Police) lady get back here or jail!

(Lee Gook Joo) nooo 👌!

(Police) who are you calling a**hole!?!

(Lee Gook Joo) you bastard!

(Police) retarded woman!

(Lee Gook Joo) JIN HELP ME PLEASE YOU ARE RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!

(narrator) when she was in jail

(Lee Gook Joo) Jin was right he might be singing with his crew BTS boys where are the BTS girls I wish that was real.

(Jin) babe what are you doing in jail?

(Lee Gook Joo) I stile the diamond.

(Jin) I will find a way to help you escape.

(Lee Gook Joo) awww thank you babe｡◕‿◕｡.

(Jin) Lee Gook Joo I love you no matter what.

(narrator) Jin helped her escape but the military was trying to kill them....

(???) hello

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(???) you will die after I kill you but I do not take break's. my name is bot.

(b??) well yeah

(bo?) hello

...(bot) Jin Lee Gook Joo come...

Welcome to creepy pasta go to your concert

(Jin) well said sir I wish you have gone somewhere new concert? yesssssss

(RM) hello everyone why we decided to move to America is so that all the people in Korea cone here and all nations to listen to are concer-t. sorry need to take a break. *moves from mic* where is the food are fans are starving Jimin.

(Jimin) I don't know remember that theft that is happening here in fantasy city?

(RM) no.

(Jimin) then let's decide who will be leaving are band or not.

(Jung Kook) guys look Jin helps his wife escape from jail!

(Jin) because I want to kiss her every morning.

(Suga) hey wait up hot girl! dammit jeez It looks like she doesn't like me.

(V) hey guys I am getting married to my girlfriend day after tomorrow.

(J-hope) me too.

(RM) sorry about the wait we ordered food so after the song butter food is there the food is free. (narrator) gunshot lurking around the performance .

(RM) guys run! and now!

(J-hope) hey!

(Suga) WTH

*gunshots* (Jin) no my wife is shooting guns!

(Lee Gook Joo) put you money on the tabl-e.

(Jin) stop it Shae-Hyung catch!

(Police) hey your going to jail now Lee Gook Joo. (narrator) to be continued

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